I've got to get a better agent.
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I've got to get a better agent.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"No, Spock, it's bigger than a breadbox. Guess again!"
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mike alexander:Lol!!"No, Spock, it's bigger than a breadbox. Guess again!"
Kirk: "Nurse Chapel, that perfume you're wearing is driving Spock into a pon-farr-like craze. You'd better run while I'm still able to hold him back!"
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The secret to being a superhero is to find one of these blue and gold t-shirts of invulnerability.
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"I hate having to give these exams! Why did we fire Dr. McCoy anyway?"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Turn your head and cough!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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You know, you're starting to act a lot like you did in episode 17.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Help me Jim, I'm suffering lens flare poisoning from the re-boot."
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To bear with unbearable sorrow!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"I told you two, karaoke night is tomorrow!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"Jim, that is not an erogenous zone.
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Two hearts, beat as one!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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We don't do solo acts - if you want me, you get both of us!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Spock, I know you're excited about the new Enterprise swimming pool, but you can't jump in while in uniform!"
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"Welcome to the Breast Cancer Exam Class for Vulcans..."
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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There is nothin' you can name
That is anythin' like a dame!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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yes Spock, we need you to fix the reactor again....you did it last time so there's no point in saying you can't.
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"For the last time, Captain, Vulcans cannot be tickled!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Kirk::: Now now Spock... I know you're fed up with pointy ear jokes... but look into the mirror and repeat after me... "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!"
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Lol!!Originally Posted by P Timmy
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I warned you about the phall curry!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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It is a little known fact that Vulcans cannot burp themselves.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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"You should have told us when you joined Starfleet that you get spacesickness-- quick, hand me a barf bag!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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KIRK:
Au fond du temple saint
Paré de fleurs et d'or,
Une femme apparaît!
SPOCK:
Une femme apparaît!
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"Bones! What do you MEAN, that injection will ruin his response to the next Pon Farr??!"
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"Captain, it is logical to conclude that, were we to be photographed in this pose, no fewer than 57 amusing captions would be applied to the resulting image."
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Kirk: "Are you sure you know what's wrong with you?"
Spock: "Damnit Jim, I said I need a doctor, not 'I am a doctor'".
problems worthy of attack prove their worth by hitting back (Piet Hein)I cook with wine, and sometime I even add it to the food. (W.C. Fields)
I don't ask stupid questions. I just make stupid statements!!!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
All truths are simple to understand, once they are found. The challenge is finding them. (attrib. to Galileo)
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hi all!
I'm trying my best to behave like your ventriloquist dummy! The others are funny too. Read more my website.
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Feed me, Seymore! Feed me!
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