Kirk: "Oh no! Bones! I think he's got one of those aliens in his chest and it's about to explode out!"
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Spock: "I'm okay, Jim; stop with the Heimlich Maneuver!"
Your turn.
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Kirk: "Oh no! Bones! I think he's got one of those aliens in his chest and it's about to explode out!"
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Spock: "I'm okay, Jim; stop with the Heimlich Maneuver!"
Your turn.
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Inappropriate touching, Jim! We had training on this!
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One of the crew in the background: "Sheesh, what part of the space opera are they singing now? Spock's WAY off key."
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higher! reach top C and the mirror will shatter.
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"Let these demons be DRIVEN OUT!"
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"The diaphragm, Spock, from the diaphragm!"
"Vulcans do not have diaphragms, Jim."
So many bugs, so little time.
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ROFL!!!!Originally Posted by mike alexander
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Spock: 'I am in the quarterback catch position Captain, why are you
handling my breast?'
Kirk: 'We need more lift Spock, we need more lift, Scotty can't give us any more'.
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I appreciate the offer, Captain, but I believe I'll just stick with the pon farr.
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Kirk and Spock in unison: "Habaneros!"
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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SIR TOBY BELCH "Excellent! I smell a device."
SIR ANDREW "I have't in my nose too."
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Spock: "Jim, I said mind meld... oh yes, I suppose that does rhyme."
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'That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all, "Four!"' - Finn, Adventure Time.
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" Spock, Didn't I tell you never to mix Romulan ale with Talos4 wine? ".
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Kirk: (in a baby-talk voice) Who's the ticklish baby? Who's the big tickle baby?
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McCoy: Jim, they stole Spock's brain - they didn't just move it to another part of his body!
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Believe me, on Earth this is the best cure for the buttercups
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"Leonard! Stop! . . . y o u r actings killing everyone!"
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"what do you mean you can't Spock? I've woken you up hundreds of times from your sleepwalking giant cow milking dreams!"
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Kirk: "You'd better run, Dr. Sheldon Cooper! No one calls Spock an idiot!"
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"whoa Spock, I don't think we should be broadcasting your helium version of the Klingon National Anthem."
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"Lower... lower... ah, yes..."
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Spock "Ah, Ah.."
Kirk "Good air in--bad air out"
Spock '--CHOO!"
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"Sulu! The Korellian laxative is taking hold! GET OUT OF THAT STALL!"
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ROFL!!!Hilarious!!
The others are funny too.
Kirk: "Oh no you don't! That last plate of nachos is MINE!"
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Spock: "I'm trying my best to behave like your ventriloquist dummy! Can't we think of another skit for the 2nd Annual Enterprise Vaudeville Show?"
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"Jim! The android from the future may have an off-switch but I assure you, I do not!"
So many bugs, so little time.
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"Now, everyone; this is what we call, on Earth, 'second base.'"
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Kirk: "Coochicoos!"
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I hate these crew bonding exercises.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Hey Bones, waddya think of my giant Spock puppet?"
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"Hey Uhura, look what Spocks letting me do to him? Guess the weddings off huh? That'll serve you right for calling a me a dumb hick and letting those cadets beat me up!"
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