I know my mother got an AA in "laser electro-optics" back in the '80s and had a professor who worked on the program. He was of the opinion that the laser part, at least, would never work.
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"