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    I'd make a great BAUT Moderator because....

    I'm genuinely modest, pay attention to detail and love this Bad Astrology forum.

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    Id nerver hav eny type-os.
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    ˙uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ puɐ ɥsıןƃuǝ ˙sǝınƃɐuɐן oʍʇ ʇsɐǝן ʇɐ uı ǝʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ uɐɔ ı

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    ha haaaa

    how you got it upside down beats me

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    I'd be a terrible BAUT moderator, but lucky for all of you, it will never happen.

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    All moderation in purple - The rules

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    ....it would allow me to push my ATM agenda.

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    I'd change the moderation color from always being purple to being either 1 fuchsia, 2 heliotrope or 3 fandango, depending upon the severity of the action.

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    Because, well, because, um...okay, actually, I don't think I would be a great moderator, but the three current moderators who independently tried to convince me to take their jobs each seemed convinced I'd be pretty darned good.
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    It would be a good outlet for my
    Ghengis Khan genes.

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    I would be completely independent: I would accept bribes from anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schlaugh View Post
    ˙uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ puɐ ɥsıןƃuǝ ˙sǝınƃɐuɐן oʍʇ ʇsɐǝן ʇɐ uı ǝʇɐɔıunɯɯoɔ uɐɔ ı
    Lol!!!

    I'd make a good BAUT moderator because I have Mafia connections. If you don't follow the rules, maybe I send Guido or Tony to come over and break a finger or somethin'.

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    .......I could disable Toseek's 'destroy the Universe' button.

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    I actually have an iron fist.
    ...I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me.

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    Two words: Random bannings...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redshifter View Post
    Two words: Random bannings...
    redshifter has been permanently banned (and removed from the planet) by random chance.


    No, sorry, he didn't make his saving throw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    redshifter has been permanently banned (and removed from the planet) by random chance.


    No, sorry, he didn't make his saving throw.
    See? I'd be such a good mod that the current mods are already adopting my good mod strategy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOncomingStorm View Post
    I actually have an iron fist.
    I have a velvet glove.

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    I have bendy fingers.....

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    It is obvious that the existing mods are not terribly accurate with their random bannings. I have pinpoint accuracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfribrg View Post
    It is obvious that the existing mods are not terribly accurate with their random bannings. I have pinpoint accuracy.
    Yes, but we aim to be preciously random. That's how we maintain a state of constant fear.
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    My chief weapons are Surpise and Fear...!
    Last edited by Eric Vaxxine; 2012-Apr-27 at 01:37 AM.

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    ... because I would be precise. Not very accurate, but precise.

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    .....because I would RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR ON SPAMMERS......well it's more like just A dog....ok it's a sausage dog that Swift found wandering around the back of Walmart and keeps in a cardboard box in the mod area....but I WOULD RELEASE IT!.

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    OK, for all of those who think they can be a moderator, here is the test (only 3 questions)
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    farmmarsnow, to seek the holy grail, blue I mean red

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    I would be a great moderator because as soon as I'd have become a moderator by democratic elections, I would ban all other moderators, get the members of this place organised, start threads with massive opening posts read by thousands of members, get us a fancy logo, invade and annexate other boards, delete all accounts of people who don't agree with me, and terrorize the internet for the next five years. Oh, and I'd ban anyone invoking Godwin's law.

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    lookingskyward, to seek the holy quail, blue I mean red

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicolas View Post
    I would be a great moderator because as soon as I'd have become a moderator by democratic elections, I would ban all other moderators, get the members of this place organised, start threads with massive opening posts read by thousands of members, get us a fancy logo, invade and annexate other boards, delete all accounts of people who don't agree with me, and terrorize the internet for the next five years. Oh, and I'd ban anyone invoking Godwin's law.
    Man, just like Hitler...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog march View Post
    .....because I would RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR ON SPAMMERS......well it's more like just A dog....ok it's a sausage dog that Swift found wandering around the back of Walmart and keeps in a cardboard box in the mod area....but I WOULD RELEASE IT!.
    I wish we had a spammer dog, I just killed 10 of them; we've been getting hammered lately.

    Anyone want some designer shoes or some viagra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    I wish we had a spammer dog, I just killed 10 of them; we've been getting hammered lately.

    Anyone want some designer shoes or some viagra?
    Don't need either, but if you could set me up with a date with that Nigerian princess, please do.

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