New game idea. Lets see if it's any fun. Post an irrefutably true fact that's supported by bad-evidence that can still "prove" the true fact. Confused? I'll kick it off.
I toasted the sandwich I brought for lunch. Heating it up improved the sandwich ten-fold. However, I've been sitting directly in front of the space-heater all morning. I have not improved at all.
Fact: I am not a sandwich.