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    Angry Things which that evil NASA is (also) guilty of

    I mean besides, of course, the fake Apollo missions, seeking to hide the truth of a current civilization on Mars from us, trying to discredit a really reputable dude like Hoagland, hiring that big-time liar Armstrong, etc.

    What else is that evil agency guilty of?

    I mentioned elsewhere: The sinking of the Titanic. Doesn't matter that NASA "technically" didn't exist then...it did.

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    The weather. Ever since we landed on the Moon the weather has been screwed up. I know this is true because my mother told me.

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    Have you noticed the price of chalk lately? NASA has been stockpiling it and is gradually removing all chalk from circulation despite the fact that its a cherished resource. The gall of some people really annoys me. I'm not certain what the chalk is being used for, because no one can get inside of NASA to find out. It should be no surprise to you after everything else NASA has done, that NASA is targeting the very chalk mines that our children depend upon for their futures.

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    Helium, first they stockpiled it, then they released the whole lot and caused the housing bubble. NASAfact. (They could have raised the Titanic with that, why not?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow View Post
    Have you noticed the price of chalk lately? NASA has been stockpiling it and is gradually removing all chalk from circulation despite the fact that its a cherished resource. The gall of some people really annoys me. I'm not certain what the chalk is being used for, because no one can get inside of NASA to find out. It should be no surprise to you after everything else NASA has done, that NASA is targeting the very chalk mines that our children depend upon for their futures.
    I think I discovered what NASA is doing with all the chalk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    And what other nefarious deeds?? >:-(

    p.s.: The words "Bow Shock" and drawing of it are the only things I understand on that board -- lol!

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    NSA has forced the use of white boards and dry-erase markers, which contain chemicals which make students stupid.

    Oh, sorry. Wrong agency
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    They've covered up the monument to Bert on Mars, visible in this picture.
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    NASA is responsible for the Nacza lines.
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    NASA have hypnotised most people on this planet so that they can never see page 42&43 of any book, they always just turn over and forget that they did it..

    Page 42&43 contain all the secrets of the Krell...I mean the Illuminate........Douglas Adams was more aware than most people.......personally I am still under that spell to a large extent, but I occasionally can see pages 42&43, but all I ever see is alien cupcake recipes.....still they taste quite good.

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    A campaign of brutal physical attacks on science book authors, most of which have been covered up.

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    NASA is responsible for the demise of Real Engines, replacing them with these stovepipey things.
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    NASA sends out these thugs with names like "Buzz" to beat up dedicated investigative reporters that question its activities

    Hey, I've seen the film!

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    I think it's all NASA's fault that I'm allergic to chocolate. >:-(

    One night around 1995 NASA agents apparently abducted me, whisked me off to a laboratory, and injected me with Chocolate Allergy serum. >:-(

    Yeah, I think that explains it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    I think it's all NASA's fault that I'm allergic to chocolate. >:-(

    One night around 1995 NASA agents apparently abducted me, whisked me off to a laboratory, and injected me with Chocolate Allergy serum. >:-(

    Yeah, I think that explains it!
    You need a nasa decongestant. The drug stores always spell that wrong.

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    NASA is moving Mercury's perihelion to match Einstein's predictions.
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    Once a humble and socially beneficial organization, Norm's Associates of Art decided switched its focus to procuring public funding through any means necessary, even subjecting human beings to near perfect vaccum, disfiguring the moon and giving dehydrated ice cream to children. Trick or treat? Instead of using pens to enhance culture, it has taken to hammering them through baseballs.

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    NASA engineers are responsible for Euclid's Elements, leading to the torture of millions of school children.
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