# Thread: Guess what this isn't!!!

1. Originally Posted by Swift
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish.
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see: Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you crazy. Sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Professor Wagstaff: I got it. Haddock.
Baravelli: That's-a funny. I gotta haddock, too.
Professor Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well-a, sometimes I take-a aspirin, sometimes I take-a Calamel.
Professor Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a Calamel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calamel. I like that too, but you no guess it. Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.
I've given this a considerable amount of thought, but I'm afraid I ran-a outa ideas.

Oh, wait -- it's the Maltese Falcon! That's it.

2. How do you know Jeff? That's my neighbours, Jeff and Phil. I think...

3. isn't it the space shuttle getting a lift somewhere?

4. Excellent guessing, so far! Maybe I should add a little hint: 37.

5. 37 (thirty-seven) is the natural number following 36 and preceding 38
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/37_%28number%29

6. I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. There is nothing natural about 37.

7. Since when did 37 become a number? This cannot be proven without using recursive voodoo, hence it belongs in the ATM forum area unless voodoo has become mainstream.

8. I got it...

Its a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Martin Schlemberg of 602 East 23rd Street, Detroit, MI, on the occasion of their 17th wedding anniversary.

9. \$87.05

I meant to type "the slip face of the barchan dune"

10. Originally Posted by mike alexander
\$87.05

I meant to type "the slip face of the barchan dune"
I heard Pets-r-Us was selling pairs of frogs for \$87.05. Must be a coincidence.

11. When did recursive voodoo become ATM??? I really need to know... If I can't use voodoo, I'll loose my job!

12. 2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.

13. This is a leap year reminder postcard?

14. an unemployed harpooner?

15. Originally Posted by Frog march
2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.
Wrong! You're up

16. Is it a carrot cake?

A Rolex watch?

It is a Phillips screwdriver?

Maybe it's a raspberry smoothie?

17. Silly. Everyone knows a Phillips screwdriver is two parts vodka, one part milk of magnesia.

18. You know, I've never been able to figure out how to milk a magnesia. Oh sure, now a days you just get one of those gizmos with the hoses and the pump, but I mean the old way with the bucket and pulling on those things.

19. Is it a magnesia?

A walnut?

Hmmmm. Is it a thunder cloud?

20. No rudeness intended, but I think we can safely rule out walnuts. Its more like a pecan.

21. Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow
No rudeness intended, but I think we can safely rule out walnuts. Its more like a pecan.
You're just being argumentative! Hmmmph!! >:-(

I think it's probably not Pandora (moon of Saturn).

Is it a Martian crater??

22. Is it Judge Crater? Judge Dredd?

23. Originally Posted by slang
Originally Posted by Frog march
2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.
Wrong! You're up
I think its time for someone to post a new picture.

24. Originally Posted by Swift
I think its time for someone to post a new picture.
I'd post a photo of Hayden Christensen, but as everyone would (rightly) identify him as being God, we'd run into trouble with religious discussion rules.

*sigh*

Now I'm wondering if the original photo is of a kitten.

25. I'm pretty sure it was Hayden Christensen.

26. I don't care about what Hayden Christensen might look like in his frog suit. Next picture, please.

27. Originally Posted by Swift
I think its time for someone to post a new picture.
can someone else post a picture? Or do you want the donut again?

28. An instance of recursive irony?

29. An instance of recursive irony?

You've got me there, because I've no idea what this thing is talking about. I was thinking it might be a lemon recipe.

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