Guess what this isn't!!!

**ABR.** · 2012-Apr-20, 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by Swift

Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it Mary?
Baravelli: Ha-ha. That's-a no fish.
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one. Let me see: Is it sturgeon?
Baravelli: Hey, you crazy. Sturgeon, he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Professor Wagstaff: I got it. Haddock.
Baravelli: That's-a funny. I gotta haddock, too.
Professor Wagstaff: What do you take for a haddock?
Baravelli: Well-a, sometimes I take-a aspirin, sometimes I take-a Calamel.
Professor Wagstaff: Say, I'd walk a mile for a Calamel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calamel. I like that too, but you no guess it. Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.

I've given this a considerable amount of thought, but I'm afraid I ran-a outa ideas.

Oh, wait -- it's the Maltese Falcon! That's it.

**Spoons** · 2012-Apr-20, 07:36 AM

How do you know Jeff? That's my neighbours, Jeff and Phil. I think...

**Frog march** · 2012-Apr-20, 08:11 AM

isn't it the space shuttle getting a lift somewhere?

**slang** · 2012-Apr-20, 10:29 AM

Excellent guessing, so far! Maybe I should add a little hint: 37.

**Frog march** · 2012-Apr-20, 10:47 AM

37 (thirty-seven) is the natural number following 36 and preceding 38

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/37_%28number%29

**Swift** · 2012-Apr-20, 01:36 PM

I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. There is nothing natural about 37.

**FarmMarsNow** · 2012-Apr-20, 09:33 PM

Since when did 37 become a number? This cannot be proven without using recursive voodoo, hence it belongs in the ATM forum area unless voodoo has become mainstream.

**Swift** · 2012-Apr-21, 01:55 AM

I got it...

Its a picture of Mr. and Mrs. Martin Schlemberg of 602 East 23rd Street, Detroit, MI, on the occasion of their 17th wedding anniversary.

**mike alexander** · 2012-Apr-22, 04:39 AM

$87.05

Oh, wait. Wrong thread.

I meant to type "the slip face of the barchan dune"

**Swift** · 2012-Apr-23, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by mike alexander

$87.05

Oh, wait. Wrong thread.

I meant to type "the slip face of the barchan dune"

I heard Pets-r-Us was selling pairs of frogs for $87.05. Must be a coincidence.

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Apr-23, 10:33 AM

When did recursive voodoo become ATM??? I really need to know... If I can't use voodoo, I'll loose my job!

**Frog march** · 2012-Apr-25, 09:38 AM

2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.

**profloater** · 2012-Apr-25, 10:34 AM

This is a leap year reminder postcard?

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Apr-25, 11:03 AM

an unemployed harpooner?

**slang** · 2012-Apr-25, 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Frog march

2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.

Wrong! You're up

**Buttercup** · 2012-Apr-25, 07:25 PM

Is it a carrot cake?

A Rolex watch?

It is a Phillips screwdriver?

Maybe it's a raspberry smoothie?

**mike alexander** · 2012-Apr-25, 07:40 PM

Silly. Everyone knows a Phillips screwdriver is two parts vodka, one part milk of magnesia.

**Swift** · 2012-Apr-25, 08:55 PM

You know, I've never been able to figure out how to milk a magnesia. Oh sure, now a days you just get one of those gizmos with the hoses and the pump, but I mean the old way with the bucket and pulling on those things.

**Buttercup** · 2012-Apr-25, 08:57 PM

Is it a magnesia?

A walnut?

Hmmmm. Is it a thunder cloud?

**FarmMarsNow** · 2012-Apr-25, 09:17 PM

No rudeness intended, but I think we can safely rule out walnuts. Its more like a pecan.

**Buttercup** · 2012-Apr-25, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow

No rudeness intended, but I think we can safely rule out walnuts. Its more like a pecan.

You're just being argumentative! Hmmmph!! >:-(

I think it's probably not Pandora (moon of Saturn).

Is it a Martian crater??

**mike alexander** · 2012-Apr-26, 12:54 AM

Is it Judge Crater? Judge Dredd?

**Swift** · 2012-Apr-26, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by slang

Originally Posted by Frog march
2 frogs a few months before a few more frogs appear.

Wrong! You're up

I think its time for someone to post a new picture.

**Buttercup** · 2012-Apr-26, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Swift

I think its time for someone to post a new picture.

I'd post a photo of Hayden Christensen, but as everyone would (rightly) identify him as being God, we'd run into trouble with religious discussion rules.

*sigh*

Now I'm wondering if the original photo is of a kitten.

**mike alexander** · 2012-Apr-26, 02:52 PM

I'm pretty sure it was Hayden Christensen.

**FarmMarsNow** · 2012-Apr-26, 03:04 PM

I don't care about what Hayden Christensen might look like in his frog suit. Next picture, please.

**Frog march** · 2012-Apr-26, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by Swift

I think its time for someone to post a new picture.

can someone else post a picture? Or do you want the donut again?

**FarmMarsNow** · 2012-Apr-26, 06:03 PM

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/lcpetrsn/dea9.jpg

Not sure if I did that right...

**Paul Beardsley** · 2012-Apr-26, 06:05 PM

An instance of recursive irony?

**FarmMarsNow** · 2012-Apr-26, 06:30 PM

An instance of recursive irony?

You've got me there, because I've no idea what this thing is talking about. I was thinking it might be a lemon recipe.

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