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  1. 2012-Apr-01, 04:09 AM #1
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    Green glass room.!!!

    There's a green glass room and only certain things are allowed inside... such as... hammers are allowed but not nails.!!!

    Can you name something that's allowed inside the green glass room.???
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    No bananas, no bananas are allowed in the green glass room. Next to the hammers are savannahs, which is odd because there are no bananas or glamor near the hammers.
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    And there's no helium in the green glass room but lots of ammonia.!!!
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    There are green lanterns in the room. No yellow lanterns are allowed, because they won't eat what is provided.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FarmMarsNow View Post
    There are green lanterns in the room. No yellow lanterns are allowed, because they won't eat what is provided.
    Oh no no... if green lanterns are allowed... then yellow lanterns would also be allowed in the green glass room.!!!

    Edit:::
    I just received a message from the green glass room and as I suspected... it doesn't matter what color they might be... lanterns are not allowed in the green glass room.!!!
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    Well if I go in, I'll be bringing lots of yellow doohickies, so watch out!
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    Coca-Cola...because everybody knows Coke tastes better in green glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PetersCreek View Post
    Coca-Cola...because everybody knows Coke tastes better in green glass.
    No... no Coca-Cola in the green glass room... but there's sarsaparilla.!!!
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    Green glass...so only folks suffering from Depression-era Depression are allowed inside. As in depression glass?

    Oh well, if you have to explain a joke...

    Speaking of which, Brian Jones, Ian Stewart and their famous band were admitted to a wonderful crystal mansion. The butler hated them, and picked up Mick Jagger and hurled him against a wall. Well, Mick hit it with his lips and sent the whole mansion a' shattering down.

    The moral of this story? That's right--folks in glass houses shouldn't throw Stones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by publiusr View Post
    ...folks in glass houses shouldn't throw Stones.
    That could never be a problem for the green glass room because it contains no stones... but I did see twenty seven pebbles.!!!
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    Twenty seven? I was sure the number of pebbles was in the teens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nosbig5 View Post
    I was sure the number of pebbles was in the teens.
    They tend to roll around so I might have counted some twice.!!!

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    Actually, the green glass room has no Pebbles, but it does have Bam Bam.
    No... your wrong on both counts... but I did see a Bam Bam Doll.!!!
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    Actually, the green glass room has no Pebbles, but it does have Bam Bam.
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    There are fools, but no geniuses, in the green glass room.
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    It is green but not coloured.
    It has glass but is not glazed.
    It is a room without any space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sp1ke View Post
    It is green but not coloured.
    It has glass but is not glazed.
    It is a room without any space.
    Thank you... your heartfelt post about the green glass room is truly inspiring to me... and no doubt to all the rest in this thread who are aware of the secrets of the green glass room.!!!
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    There is solid nothing in the green glass room. However, by removing pieces of the nothing, somethings can be created.
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    Dinner is served on time in the Green Glass Room and getting seconds is unlikely.
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    And pudding is allowed in the green glass room but no chocolate cupcakes.!!!
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    Brooms and vacuums attend the green glass room, unneeded, for no dust or dirt are present.
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    The green glass room is actually inside itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gemini View Post
    The green glass room is actually inside itself.
    Even though the green glass room can't contain itself?
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