I have just discovered something! It is a piece of information that I never knew before. Oh, sure, it was easily available to anyone with a computer and the impulse to learn about a topic, but I just learned it, and it's shocking!
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"