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    Angry Quote from song or book that'd make a good (clean) insult.

    "Oh yeah? Well go put it in your pantry with your cupcakes!"

    (I'm going to try that someday, really)
    GOODBYE.

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    You are thick as a brick.

    (Er, not you Buttercup!)

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    You have an atom heart, mother!

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    Not really an insult, but if I were a judge condemning someone, it would be nice to be able to say:

    Bismillah no, I will not let you go!
    As above, so below

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    My best clean insults come from...well...an old book of clean insults.

    One that I actually use: "He has risen from obscurity and is headed for oblivion."

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    I read a good insult somewhere which went something like "He thinks himself a wit; but, I think he is only half right."

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    "He is a very modest man, but then he has much to be modest about."
    "He has a face completely unmarked by the ravages of intelligence."

    And to get back to the OP: your jokes are as stale as the doughnut in granny's greenhouse.

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    You're as wide as the air-car that chased my Barchetta.

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    I love Bill Mahers take on the most uninteresting man in the world (Mittens):

    "Paint watches him dry." "When it can't sleep, Ambien takes him..."

    One for Robot Chicken:
    "If somebody had blastered Palpatine while he was wearing a hoodie, imagine all the trouble that would have saved." Groan...

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    One from Lord of the Rings: "I donīt know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

    And another, from the first Mass Effect game: "I havenīt been shot in the head nearly often enough for that to sound like a good idea."

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    Probably used, but:

    Why don't you all fade away?
    As above, so below

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    My self-esteem's not low enough to date you. (Garfunkel and Oates)

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    He’s perfectly in tune
    He’s perfectly in time
    He’s a legend in his own mind
    Solfe

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    From various books by Louis L'Amour: I've forgotten more about [insert subject here] than you know.

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    From Laurie Anderson:

    He was an ugly guy with an ugly face, an also-ran in the human race.
    As above, so below

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    From Mother Hicks

    "I don't want to go live with her, she has a face like a foot."

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    He wore a face that women looked at once.

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    All the fine Yiddish insults and curses, such as:

    May all your teeth fall out except one, and that one have a toothache.

    Your luck should be as bright as the new moon.

    And the nastiest one I can think of:

    A young child should be named after you.

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    Weird Al Yankovic is known for his parody songs of course but this is from one of his originals, "Good Enough For Now:"

    You're sort of everything I ever wanted,
    You're not perfect, but I love you anyhow.
    You're the woman that I've always dreamed of,
    Well not really, but you're good enough for now.
    Brett's the name. Peters Creek is the place.
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    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

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    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

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    I'm partial to Josh Lyman's "You are a waste of the oxygen useful people could be breathing."

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    "these foetal-voiced people couldn't blow a sick maggot off a dead beetle"

    I couldn't be remembering that wrong, could I?

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    You give love a bad name.

    Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess

    You Talk too Much - George Thorogood version

    You're so vain

    A pretty face don't mean a pretty heart

    I hate myself for loving you

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    A southern man don't need him around anyhow!

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    Is this a piece of your brain ?

    (sorry not a song or a book but wickedly funny and useable)

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    "Go stuff a cactus, Custer!"

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    "You couldn't pour urine out of a boot, even if the directions were printed on the sole."

    "You're a waste of skin."

    "Only a virgin would be impressed."

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