If and But game

[Eric Vaxxine]

Leave a comment always using an IF or a BUT.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I would post here everyday IF I had the time.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I like my job BUT hate my boss.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I would always get a good night's sleep IF my wife didn't snore.

[LookingSkyward]

If tuna could fly, I'd fish with a kite

[Mellow]

.... yeah and if my Auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle, cos he keeps prize roosters.

[Sarawak]

But who kept the rooster keeper, if not your Auntie?

[Mellow]

If I tell you I may have to kill you

[Swift]

Leave a comment always using an IF or a BUT.

If I understand this game correctly, I might participate, but I'm not sure I have the time.

[Sarawak]

If I could find a good science board, I would post there.

[Buttercup]

I would go outdoors and enjoy the sunshine, BUT need to remain at computer and make $$$. Sunshine doesn't pay bills; IF it did, I'd be outdoors.

[Swift]

If you were a photovoltaic array, sunshine would pay the bills, but you are not.

[Buttercup]

If you were a photovoltaic array, sunshine would pay the bills, but you are not.

But how do you KNOW I'm not a photovoltaic array?? You've never met me in person. Maybe I'm not human, but a photovoltaic array.

[Sarawak]

I believe none of the posters at BAUT are real people, but I need proof.

[Eric Vaxxine]

All the proof is here if you look closely.

[Sarawak]

If I looked too closely, I would become part of the problem.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Someone here could easily solve your problem, but it is up to you.

[Sarawak]

But then I would be indebted to that person.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Maybe if you tried harder, you wouldn't be.

[Frog march]

I don't like to be the butt of humiliating jokes, but if I have to be, well not much I can do 'bout it.

[Sarawak]

If this thread hadn't died, it would still be alive.

[Buttercup]

I would log off right now to get an early start on my weekend BUT...I need the extra money!

[Sarawak]

I would use a wad of money to light a cigar. But then I wouldn't have the money any more, and also, I don't smoke.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Coelacanth....If you had told me you were in London, you could have come and
boogied with my band at a Victoria pub, but you didn't.

[Sarawak]

Eric Vaxxine - If I had remembered that you were in London, I could have, but I didn't.

And if I hadn't quit my job, I would be coming back, but I did.

[Eric Vaxxine]

If you ever come here again, let me know, but...like....way before you
arrive!

[Sarawak]

If I know in advance, I will, but sometimes I do not know until shortly before.

[Buttercup]

I would eat a chocolate chip cookie BUT have just eaten 4 gherkins (pickles). Not a good idea (combo).

[Sarawak]

If I had a chocolate chip cookie, I would eat it, but I don't.