Leave a comment always using an IF or a BUT.
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Leave a comment always using an IF or a BUT.
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I would post here everyday IF I had the time.
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I like my job BUT hate my boss.
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I would always get a good night's sleep IF my wife didn't snore.
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If tuna could fly, I'd fish with a kite
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.... yeah and if my Auntie had a cock, she'd be my uncle, cos he keeps prize roosters.
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But who kept the rooster keeper, if not your Auntie?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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If I tell you I may have to kill you
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If I understand this game correctly, I might participate, but I'm not sure I have the time.Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine
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If I could find a good science board, I would post there.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I would go outdoors and enjoy the sunshine, BUT need to remain at computer and make $$$. Sunshine doesn't pay bills; IF it did, I'd be outdoors.
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If you were a photovoltaic array, sunshine would pay the bills, but you are not.
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But how do you KNOW I'm not a photovoltaic array?? You've never met me in person. Maybe I'm not human, but a photovoltaic array.
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I believe none of the posters at BAUT are real people, but I need proof.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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All the proof is here if you look closely.
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If I looked too closely, I would become part of the problem.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Someone here could easily solve your problem, but it is up to you.
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But then I would be indebted to that person.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Maybe if you tried harder, you wouldn't be.
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I don't like to be the butt of humiliating jokes, but if I have to be, well not much I can do 'bout it.
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If this thread hadn't died, it would still be alive.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I would log off right now to get an early start on my weekend BUT...I need the extra money!
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I would use a wad of money to light a cigar. But then I wouldn't have the money any more, and also, I don't smoke.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth....If you had told me you were in London, you could have come and
boogied with my band at a Victoria pub, but you didn't.
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Eric Vaxxine - If I had remembered that you were in London, I could have, but I didn't.
And if I hadn't quit my job, I would be coming back, but I did.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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If you ever come here again, let me know, but...like....way before you
arrive!
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If I know in advance, I will, but sometimes I do not know until shortly before.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I would eat a chocolate chip cookie BUT have just eaten 4 gherkins (pickles). Not a good idea (combo).
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If I had a chocolate chip cookie, I would eat it, but I don't.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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