Astronauts look hilarious when they skip along the moon.
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Astronauts look hilarious when they skip along the moon.
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Who mooned the astornauts?
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Why is a backwards shuffling dance called "The Moonwalk"? That's not how you walk on the moon.
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because that is how you back out of a room that you discover is occupied by a moon hoax believer.Originally Posted by Sam Bell
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ROFL!
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That makes sense.... a quick exit that allows you to keep an eye on the likely attacker while keeping your feet firmly planted to the ground for a powerful counter.
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I'm yawning.
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I'm snoring.
Last edited by Sam Bell; 2012-Jun-26 at 03:02 AM. Reason: happy face
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Doing DIY in zero gravity would be so much more pleasant.
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Zero grav gets tricky... I just want a dial to turn the local gravity down
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I have a problem embracing that the universe was originally a
moment the size of a grain of sand when it 'BigBanged'.
I am more drawn to the idea that our universe was
blown into existance through a straw poking into a void.
They don't call me crazy for nothing....I have to pay them!!
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I was there - the ride through the straw was awesome!
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Ha haaaa.....
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look at him dance
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Disco like Curiosity with the dance mix loaded!
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Sex and Drugs and.....Country music?
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Hex, bugx and code testing!
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The Americans went to Mars, the Russians went to Phobos!!
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The Serenity Falcon picked up Simon Skywalker, Book Kenobi, and R.2 DTam on a desert planet Dune and was flown away by Chewash, while Captain Tightpants shot Greedo the Badger. They were then all arrested by Captain Kirk of the Galactica.
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STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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This really scared the earthlings though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43P3cBPFx4U
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The logarithmic curve intrigues me. Why does it look so similar in shape to the garden variety caterpillar? I have been losing quite a lot of sleep over it.
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Applications to re-name Iceland, once all their ice has melted,
are well underway.
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You US folk have certainly taken us by surprise.
Ronald, George and Bill, as first names, we Europeans get.
But Barak and Mitt...? Streuth !!!
Is Mitt his real name or just short for Michelin, Mitchel or Mittigate?
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Did you know that insomnia has a logarithmic progression?The logarithmic curve intrigues me. Why does it look so similar in shape to the garden variety caterpillar? I have been losing quite a lot of sleep over it.
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'Good luck, Mr. Gorsky': Neil Armstrong.
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Oh no! A yawning insomniac...
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'Everyone knows that sleep gives you cancer...!!'
(Quote from 'The Young One's' UK TV show..circa 1980's)
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Sleep is the fire in which our lives burn.
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Fire is the burns unit in which our lives sleep.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Burns in our sleep is our lives on fire.
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