does anyone else here only seem able to produce children that hate being in the car and scream accordingly... all the time!
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does anyone else here only seem able to produce children that hate being in the car and scream accordingly... all the time!
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That's what happens when you keep the windows up and it's 45C in the car park.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Now the last story this lunchtime is about
luncheon vouchers. If you pay for your meal
this lunchtime with these coupons you may have
to pay a premium. Because each lunchtime, counter
staff are too busy to process them. Therefore
each and every meal this lunchtime and other
lunchtimes will be a bit more expensive.
That is the end of the news this lunchtime.
The next lunchtime news will be tomorrow
lunchtime.
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I don't have my lunch in the middle of the night.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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You certainly have your lunch during
someones nightime!
Gosh I'm sharp today. Shot him down in
flames...weeeee...splat!
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Still here - I have evaded your fire!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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goldfish - that eternal question
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qwertyuiop
asdfghjkl
zxcvbnm
Funny keyboard. And it can't even water the plants. OK, I have no plants. So, what about the pots?? Oh, I have no pots. OK, at least the floor? Water the floor?! Wait, OK. Just... funny keyboard.
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A man gallops into town on his horse and bellows:
" I am THOR "
A voice in the crowd replies:
" Of courth you are thor, thilly, you forgot your thaddle ".
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qwertzuiopOriginally Posted by Zentisan
asdfghjkl
yxcvbnm
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Yesterday is gone. Today is going. Tomorrow will go. Wonder where it all goes.
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Recycled.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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This is the last day of the first part of my life again. Yesterday I had a plan but it involved doing something tomorrow. No more of that. Tomorrow I aim and plan to forget all previous plans and if all goes well today I will revise yesterday's plan. The thing with plans is that I do not know what everyone else is planning so it is very difficult to gather enough information to get ahead. It is almost as if planning causes a reaction to defeat the plan. Was that Le Chatilier's principle? Or was he only interested in solutions? Please don't bother to read all the way to here. However here's a tip. Live for today, they may never catch you.
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Scintillate, scintillate, global vivific
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonacious...
(I didn't write this, it came from my journalist grandfather...)
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There once was a man from Nantucket
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Diamonds are forever.
IF we could eat diamonds, we'd never go hungry
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But if we could eat them, they wouldn't be forever.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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If I could eat coal and dispense diamonds, I would have to stifle a giggle every time I saw my wife's wedding ring.
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Eww! You'd have piles and piles
They say that we should leave something better than what they were when we came across them.
This is perplexing. It's similar to saying that the world would be better off when I'm gone.
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And this stupid thread has gone on with nearly 50 replies.
Ask a question that deals with space, astronomy or science??
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er...umm... what is that space between astronomy and science called?
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Pizza!
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If Brian May is so good at astrophysics, why didn't he advise Freddie that the lyrics "I'm travelling at the speed of light", is probably not possible and not consistent with mainstream physics?
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He knew Freddie was a moonbeam
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I'm one day further from where I started and one day closer to where I'll finish but I still don't know where I'm going.
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Upsidedown is the easiest way for me to imagine a bat
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Downsideup is the easier way to imagine an umbrella.
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My goldfish swim in my umbrella, but they may be zombies
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Here comes the hotstepper
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It goes into your memory bank. You can withdraw it all later on.
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