Just type.
There's no topic, no reason, no continuity, no catagory, no boundaries....nothing.
Just what you write, the next person will read.
This thread might die in the next 60 minutes, or live for 12 years !!!
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Just type.
There's no topic, no reason, no continuity, no catagory, no boundaries....nothing.
Just what you write, the next person will read.
This thread might die in the next 60 minutes, or live for 12 years !!!
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Will somebody PLEASE stop that damn dog from barking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is after midnight for goodness sake!!
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Are you really going out wearing THAT?
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Percy Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzpercy.
OK?
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Ketchup is a vegetable.
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The book on 60 minutes is closed.
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And how exactly is this different than most of the threads on BAUT?Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine
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This one goes up to 11 !
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Why is the first cup of coffee in the morning, the best one of the day? Caffeine withdrawal?
TJ.... who is staring at the bottom of his cup in dismay
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Ghastly
Welcome to the holy Church.
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Do I work my socks off and head into Christmas on a high, or cheekily do less work and relax into the holidays?
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A:Is this the thread where you show off what you are reading?
B:I've told you once!
A:I'm sorry???
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Time flies like an arrow......
Fruit flies like a banana.
(I got it off B. Bryson....not sure if he made it up or borrowed it from another)
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This I heard over the radio at Heathrow Airport.
It's between a pilot and ground control.
Pilot: Control control, this is Speedbird 251. The equipment has
failed on stand 121, but I'll park immediatly if you call me a marshal!
Ground Control: OK, you're a marshal.
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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone [word banned by BAUT removed] again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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The most important component in a racing car is
the nut that holds the steering wheel.
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What manner of Harif?
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All those in favour of growing your own vegetables, say 'aye'.
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O, she misused me past the endurance of a block! an oak but with one green leaf on it would have answered her; my very visor began to assume life and scold with her. She told me, not thinking I had been myself, that I was the prince's jester, that I was duller than a great thaw; huddling jest upon jest with such impossible conveyance upon me that I stood like a man at a mark, with a whole army shooting at me. She speaks poniards, and every word stabs: if her breath were as terrible as her terminations, there were no living near her; she would infect to the north star. I would not marry her, though she were endowed with all that Adam bad left him before he transgressed: she would have made Hercules have turned spit, yea, and have cleft his club to make the fire too. Come, talk not of her: you shall find her the infernal Ate in good apparel. I would to God some scholar would conjure her; for certainly, while she is here, a man may live as quiet in hell as in a sanctuary; and people sin upon purpose, because they would go thither; so, indeed, all disquiet, horror and perturbation follows her.
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is that a door knocker I see before me?
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Door knocking is a rather unusual fetish, isn't it?
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Thread! Scourge of Pern!
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All those in favour of growing their own lemur, say 'aye aye'.
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Nice, Strange!
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Have you ever seen Polish Scrabble?
I think it has about 32 extra letter 'z's.
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Hey...its 2012! You can see on the date info!
When did that happen? Awww....
And 28 years since War Games with the two
great lines, dont run someone may get hurt,
is this because of what you did to my grades?
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I am making a film that explores what happens when New York
citizens spend 5 days without any electricity.
I'd appreciate some choice quotes to include.
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Well we must say in judging this contest
that each contestant was equally great and
we have never seen such quality, it is and
has been an arduous process is trying to
choose one to be a winner, in fact in the
whole history of contests this has been
unique in its difficulty. You the audience
have been so exceptional in cheering every
act that you gave no help at all in our
efforts to select one above all others,
you have made our lives a misery in fact,
we need to have an occasional boo or slow
handclap but today, zilch! But we will
persevere in our endeavours to say which of
these brilliant and highly individual acts
shows just above the others, I remember many
years ago in the Australian bush there were
a dozen sheep shearers who were so great I
could not tell them apart, but after weighing
each bale of wool, one had a few grams extra
and I managed to select the winner but here
today that is not a solution. The fantastic
input from all of the people performing here
tonight makes any selection almost pointless.
I remember...
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Wow, Pete. Just...wow.
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