She's got a wiggle when she walks
When she talks to you nothing comes out but air.
She wears those heals that are 9 miles tall
with a skirt that's as short as my hair.
Order of Kilopi
She's got a wiggle when she walks
When she talks to you nothing comes out but air.
She wears those heals that are 9 miles tall
with a skirt that's as short as my hair.
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and when she drinks her coca cola
she smiles and says her name is lola
and those nine mile heels are rocket platforms
they launch you into nebulous places
Order of Kilopi
And you feel that your whole head warms
When you look upon her graces...
(I'm sorry, but to rhyme with "platforms"
one has to use two words with spaces)
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without flip flops we may as well give up
nor can we be alive without cup
winter snow my toes are touching you
until your season is finished through
Order of Kilopi
she's got a wicked sense of humour,
and there's a rumour that I think is true.
She can tell how well endowed a man might be
By the size of his shoe.
Order of Kilopi
Shoe sizes are never the same
In New York, Tokyo, or Spain
Centimetres, inches, and others can
All change the measure of a man
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Order of Kilopi
So just like girls will boost their bra,
Men wear shoes too big by far.
They like to show they own a lot,
While really all their credit's shot!
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In any assignation,
Finding a handful of filler
May deflate anticipation,
But it's not a deal killer.
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Order of Kilopi
I'm dealing with pain,
My fingers are numb I can't feel my brain,
Gotta get off this rickitty train....
I'm a picture without a frame.
Order of Kilopi
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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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