Create new words or phrases and describe them.
ie:
Scantwait
An awefully bad waiter or waitress.
BinDunnit
The annoying type of person who always has a story
to include after you have just made everyone laugh with yours.
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Create new words or phrases and describe them.
ie:
Scantwait
An awefully bad waiter or waitress.
BinDunnit
The annoying type of person who always has a story
to include after you have just made everyone laugh with yours.
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vumpire
the kind of official who sucks the life out of a game.
kneedlepoint
the sofa squirming of breakfast TV presenters.
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Demismine
The rectangular thingy that you use on the supermarket checkout conveyor belt that you use to separate your items from the customer in front of and behind you. Derived from the phrase "dem <groceries> is mine".
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Onomatopotamus
A word having nonsensical spelling used to describe the English language, parts of speech or literature.
Ex: The word 'Onomotapoeia' is an Onomatopotamus.
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Gallong - a long gallon or metric gallon, i.e. 4.0 liters.
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Ha haaaa....I like it....Originally Posted by jfribrg
Great reply...
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...and inspired by middenrat's VUMPIRE
Deaf-a-Ree
The football official who's poor decision stands, despite
10,000 witnesses shouting that they disagree.
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Whodare...verbal challenge for ghosts and scary things unseen.
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Sucksess....When retailers convince you buy two items when you
only need one.
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BAUTinator - a filter that removes all humour from a piece of text.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Hunney...your control freak girlfriend
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babeeeeeeeekkkkk
The Colic baby at 03:30am
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sickophant - perverted elephant
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Twotonic: over weight Germans
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algorey - a figurative mode of representation conveying meaning other than the verbal, as practiced by Al Gore.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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stoligarchy - form of government in which all power is concentrated among a few drunk russians
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wasplatter: ceiling decoration formed by TV dinner when wasp finds your shirt label fascinating.
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Seaweedeater: underwater aquaculture harvesting tool
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thupumpupping
The way my head feels when a migraine is coming on.... like now.
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"reheat the rich!" The 99% thoughtfully eating that last morsel on their plate from last night.
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Huskies
Metal tools, usually kept in a bunch, used to gain
entery into your home.
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Hooose: required yell when one finds owner less beer.
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Will-It.
Dad previously always paid from his wallet.
Now he refers to it as a 'Will-It'
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Barak Hussein Obama
It can now considered an 'all American's' name.
(The reference is historically linked to a TV report
that aired a comment by a US citizen denouncing
Barak Hussein Obama as being an 'all American name'.)
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Just by dropping the "C"? He should have thought of that a few years ago.
Postcaution - measures taken to prevent a recurrence of the last idiosyncratic, unique disaster.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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