Just like the movie quote thread, only... well... not about movies. Video games, literature, comics, webcomics... anything goes.
"It´ll be a dark day when I give in to a mere superpower!"
- Scrooge McDuck, "The Invader of Fort Duckburgh"
"Three of us, against a whole tribe of natives - we have them grossly outnumbered!"
- Jose Carioca, "The Magnificient Seven (minus 4) Caballeros"
The rumour spread through the city like wildfire, which had spread through the city quite often ever since its inhabitants had learned the meaning of the term ´fire insurance´.
- "The Truth" by Terry Pratchett
"I just wanted to say that, if this doesn´t work out, I´ll have known that there was still some good in you."
"That´s right," Crowley said bitterly, "make my day."
- "Good Omens" by Terry Pratchett and Neill Gaiman
Redcloak: "The ogre chieftains are here. They want more gold."
Xykon: "More gold? I´m not paying them anything to begin with."
Redcloak: "That does seem to be the crux of the issue."
- Order of the Stick
Elan: "There´s six of us and six of them. If we team up, the ten of us-"
Haley: "Twelve, sweety."
Elan: "... The twelve of us will have no trouble defeating Xykon."
Roy: "Elan has a point there... which probably proves that we ended up in some bizarre alternate universe."
- Order of the Stick
Kaidan: "... Big place."
Ashley: "Is that your professional opinion?"
Liara: "Usually I prefer more thorough investigations, and fewer explosions."
Tali: "I´ll say! Half the things I tried to salvage ended up trying to kill me."
Ashley: "And nobody died."
Kaidan: "I could shoot someone if that makes you feel better."
Ashley: "No, I´m good."
Computer: "It seems you are attempting to reactivate this facility. Do you require assistance?"
Shepard: "Damn, a pop-up..."
"I haven´t been shot in the head nearly enough times for this to sound like a good idea."
- Mass Effect
Shepard: "About what your father said... what he did... you deserve better."
Tali: "I got better, Shepard. I got you."
Mordin: "Killed many people, in many ways... guns, drugs, bombs, traps, once with farming equipment - but never with medicine!"
Mordin: "Have been studying Collector virus. Ruled out possibility of intelligent virus. Unless very intelligent... and toying with me."
Joker: "You want me to go crawling through the ducts again..."
EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees."
Shepard: "Enjoy it, Joker. If we're stuck here, we might as well enjoy it."
Joker: "Does it breach uniform regs if I get that on a crew shirt? Because this is my favorite ´you have no choice´ choice ever."
Shepard: "Technically this is a civilian ship. I'm probably lucky you're still wearing pants."
- Mass Effect 2