I know how Nancy gets her ideas.

[pixelator]

H everyone. I haven't been on in a while, so I decided to check and see if Nancy is still throwing out her wackyness.

I recently found out how Nancy is getting her ideas. She must have found my conspiracy generator at my web site and is using it to come up with more looney ideas.

I was playing around with my conspiracy generator and here is an example of what it came up with:

Plantet X will attempt to brainwash your dog by using child-eating aliens disguised as humans to prove that they can open wormholes into last week. They have drugged you with LSD in order to hypnotise chickens. The only way to stop them is to kill the Nibiru and Zeta to save Planet Earth and buy the Brooklyn Bridge as this will make you see things from their point of view. Obviously, this will put you at risk of athletes foot but you can be sure that your actions will save you from "Them!"

Pretty close to the stuff she comes up with, eh?

You can play with it at: http://ddparodies.com/universalconspiracy.shtml

[Swift]

Pixelator, what a hoot

I particularly liked this one:

They have infiltrated the Masons in order to creating an Amish laptop virus.

An Amish laptop is a piece of slate and some chalk. Wonder how chalk gets a virus?

[R.A.F.]

They have drugged you with LSD in order to hypnotise chickens.

Yep, that sure sounds like Nancy's "brand" of logic.

[pixelator]

Pixelator, what a hoot

I particularly liked this one:

They have infiltrated the Masons in order to creating an Amish laptop virus.

An Amish laptop is a piece of slate and some chalk.

Actually, you are pretty close. I have an Amish laptop parody on the same site. Look at the link at the bottom of the conspiracy page.

[ToSeek]

One of mine had the Masons trying to bring back the macarena.

[pixelator]

I went back through the code and added even more Planet X and Zeta conspiracy stuff to the program and some moon landing stuff. Nancy's name is in there as well as stuff about the earth's orbit and nasa disinfo agents and things like that.

In the next few days I will be adding some graphics to spruce up the page, any one have any good scary alien pix I can use? I want some realistic looking ones to use a background fade along with other conspiracy things like elvis and the mars face and such.

[Xbalanque]

MJ-12 will attempt to find Atlantis by using Sub-harmonic mind control devices to control the world stockmarkets.

Are you sure this is made up? I'm almost positive I've already seen this over on GLP!

8)

[Stylesjl]

Pixies will attempt to find new ways to suck our brains by using velcro to find the secret to immortality. They have gained control of world stockmarkets in order to travel through time to kill your grandfather. The only way to stop them is to keep cats in bags and braid your dogs hair as this will annoy them. Obviously, this will put you at risk of being called a disinfo agent but you can be sure that your actions will accomplish nothing!

[tmosher]

In the next few days I will be adding some graphics to spruce up the page, any one have any good scary alien pix I can use? I want some realistic looking ones to use a background fade along with other conspiracy things like elvis and the mars face and such.

How about this? Is this one scarey enough?

[R.A.F.]

The only way to stop them is to keep cats in bags and braid your dogs hair as this will annoy them.

Annoy the cats and dogs or annoy the Pixies.??

[ToSeek]

The only way to stop them is to keep cats in bags and braid your dogs hair as this will annoy them.

Annoy the cats and dogs or annoy the Pixies.??

Annoy THEM. This is a conspiracy site, after all.

[pixelator]

MJ-12 will attempt to find Atlantis by using Sub-harmonic mind control devices to control the world stockmarkets.

Are you sure this is made up? I'm almost positive I've already seen this over on GLP!

8)

That wouldn't surpise me. I think I will head over there later and see if I can glean some wacko ideas from them to add to the conspiracy generator.

Then later, if I can figure out how to get my web site to turn into a posting bot, I can control all the GLP threads via my conspiracy page! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. ha. \/

[Excelsior]

It is so close to Nancy's babbling that it is almost scary...

[pixelator]

It is so close to Nancy's babbling that it is almost scary...

I have always thought that Nancy was either an internet bot herself, or somehow the fillings in her teeth have linked her brainwaves to a conspiracy generator like the one I have.

How else can someone come up with so much text as she has on her site, and not have any of it make a lick of sense? It has to be random.


I added some graphics on the page. If anyone has dialup access, let me know if it slows it down too much when you generate another conspiracy.


http://mystique.net./universalconspiracy.shtml