Let's make parody out of the song "Yesterday".

[Inclusa]

GPA

GPA, all I thought about was GPA,
Now they hardly take it serious,
After my graduation day.

Suddenly, high grades no longer show anything,
Rather they believe that perfect grades
is defective in real works.

Why school days have to be over so soon,
I guess I need to rework my priorities.

GPA, it shouldn't be the sole focus,
There are other things to be trained,
To thrive in the real world.

[Noclevername]

Yesterday,
Some guy predicted it as Doomsday,
Then he took their cash and ran away.
But the world did not
end Yesterday.

[Eric Vaxxine]

hahaaa...my kind of thread is this

Yesterday,
All my bills had seemed so far away,
Now it looks as if I'll have to pay,
I owe much more,
Than I have saved.

Yes, OK...
I'll increase my overdraft today,
After that I'll go to church and pray.
The priest will say 'Your soul is saved'.

Why, I, got in debt I don't know,
He didn't say.
I, did, something wrong now I long
For better, pay -ay -ay -ay.....

etc etc

[mike alexander]

Yesterday
I was just a dog who liked to play
Then the vet took something big away
I sure wish it was yesterday

Suddenly
I'm not half the dog I used to be
My owner says that I was fixed, you see
But darn, it sure looks broke to me

Why they had to go
I don't know
And he won't say

Now I wear a cone
And remember
Yesterday...

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

Very entertaining thread!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Yesterday
I had more hair than I do, today.
Now it sits there somewhat thin and grey.
Bald to be, I have no say.

Suddenly
I am twice the size I used to be,
Even though I eat responsibly,
Now Middle-age stores fat all over me,
XXL, a shopping spree......

[Buttercup]

Gregory.

Somehow I cannot figurey
how this guy got so much toomey

Oh I wish I
could forget him!!

Why he had to be so handsome
I don't know, he wouldn't say

I thought something wrong
now I long for yesterday...ay...ay...ay

Gregory.

Please get out of my mind quickory
Before I end up pulling my hair ouch!ory

Oh I believe I can forget you now
I believe I can forget you now

...hopefully!...