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be afraid...the real Kim Cardassian
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Now that is truly scary. (And that's a true fact.)
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Gale Crater on Mars, where the rover just landed, is named for Oprah Winfrey's best friend.
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In the next Scooby-Doo series, the gang will move from debunking ghosts to debunking the History Channel's Ancient Aliens; the show will fail when they try to pull off that one guy's disguise, only to discover it's not a fright wig, it's his real hair.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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No, Gale Crater is named for Dorothy Gale, who mistook it for Oz shortly before dying of cold and lack of oxygen.
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Curiosity has gone completely rogue, looking for the cat...
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The BANANA is a vegetable, not a fruit.
Researchers at the Univ of Lima, Peru have painstakingly analysed the seeds of two plants- the banana and the pumpkin, and have concluded that they bear a striking resemblance to one another but for a variation in size, which they reckon happened early in the Cenozoic. And because the banana cannot pull its weight around the other contender, they have draped it under the vegetable label of the vine produce.
The Univ of Lima have started serving boiled bananas in their canteen.
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Thank goodness, because the only thing they used to serve were Lima beans.Originally Posted by Zentisan
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Bananas are used to being insulted! If
they could speak they would inform you
they quite enjoy being eaten.
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What is a man, and what is his banana? They are nothing, for the banana is neither fruit nor vegetable, nor is the man.
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My favorite quote from King Lear.
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Philosophy is the study of the truth within parenthesis.
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Currently, the most popular baby name for both boys and girls in Western Europe is Gleep.
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Everything posted in this thread so far is
true for an alternative universe somewhere.
Somewhere is inadequate.
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A Dyson sphere is enough vacuum cleaners to surround the sun.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Vacuum was invented in 1847 by the German inventor and physicist Herr Doctor Professor Herman Vacuum.
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Dragon*Con is an annual event where flying, fire-breathing lizards are crossbreed with convicted criminals.
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Donald Trump is adamantly refusing to have Mr. Potato Head on "Celebrity Apprentice" for fear he'll be upstaged.
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Well of course; Mr. P H has much nicer hair.
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The new movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days is about Greg Heffley's venture into amateur astronomy and his summer-long project in which he finally gets down to some Sirius studying.
So many bugs, so little time.
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People climb mountains so they can look
down on key hay sheds.
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The 2016 Summer Olympics will include Pie Eating. The Olympic committee is still debating what flavor of pie they will use.
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The Code of Hammurabi was written in Fortran. Unfortunately, the Babylonians had moved on to Pascal by the time it was to be compiled.
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E-mail was named after the call of the mail-carriers in the days before mailboxes were invented: "Ye mail! Come get ye mail!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Koch Curve is the most difficult pitch to hit in modern baseball.
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Baseball and Golf have the same roots. They both took off when farmhands were asked to get rid of spoiled potatoes. The development process drifted apart depending on the age of the farmhands; the idea being to either clear the fence or sink it into the compost pit.
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It was invented by a former mayor of New York City.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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And the glove the catcher wears was invented by the current Republican presidential candidate.
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Polylingual is the ability to speak more than one parrot language.
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Polynesian being the ability to speak none of the many asian languages.
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