J.Lo of Jersey?
J.R. Oil on Jury?
Jello of Jerry?
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J.Lo of Jersey?
J.R. Oil on Jury?
Jello of Jerry?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Mack Trucks was orignially going to be named Buddy Trucks, but it was felt it would appeal to the wrong crowd.
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The 2012 Summer Olympic Games start tonight with the ceremonial javelin catch.
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The Games start off with Cream Pie Tossing.
Then to be followed by Ring Toss with Soda Bottles.
Next -- Balloons & Darts. :-p
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Winnie the Pooh is the official mascot of the 2012 Olympic Games.
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The five Olympic rings are all that remain from the original nine forged for the IOC by the Dark Lord Sauron.
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LoLOriginally Posted by starcanuck64
So, the Tower of London is one of the Two Towers!
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Just for fun I googled "London Two Towers",
Apparently Sauron has been at work in London.<smile>
http://www.theatlanticcities.com/nei...givings/2012/#
Locals are understandably angry at being billeted with an enforced army base, and became angrier still when soldiers turned up and left what looked like missiles lying around unattended in a courtyard. This mix of official highhandedness and incompetence has given ammunition to those who claim the summer games are providing an excuse to run London by martial law.
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As part of the post merger de-modernization of BAUT/CQ, modern image smilies have been replaced by the originals like <grin> and :-) .
The next step should be completed by the end of the month and will be a new style that mimics dot-matrix printer output, down to the green and white stripes. A new Fun-n-Games section will be devoted to dot-matrix artwork.
The final step, to be completed by October, will make CQ only accessible to 300 baud modems.
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<10> PRINT "Noclevername is awesome"
<20> GOTO <10>
RUN
Noclevername is awesome
Noclevername is awesome
Noclevername is awesome
Noclevername is awesome
Noclevername is awesome
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Noclevername's little infinite loop is overloading the server, which may shut down at any
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Like John Henry and Captain Kirk, I have beaten the machine! VICTORY IS MINE!
(I would also have accepted "DOES NOT COMPUTE" or "But how can a computer... love?")
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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John Henry was actually a wrought iron driving man, not a steel driving man.
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Actually, he drove a Ford Model-T (Yes, yes, I know, anachronism. Time travel was involved.)
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Originally it was a Ford Model-I, but there's no I in Turtle.
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Nature adores a vacuum. That's why there's so much of it.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The last living bug colony on Mars was
crushed, this morning, by something falling
on top of it.
pity.
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Lol!!! :-D Hopefully not, but funny.
Curosity is currently scanning its surroundings for Golden Arches.
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This was suggested by mission control after Curiosity become depressed when it found out Starbucks did not have a store on Mars and it would be unable to get a morning cup of coffee. They are hoping to think up another "mission" when Curiosity realizes the Golden Arches are not on Mars either.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
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Curiosity is currently entering a super-secret doorway at the base of The Face; cookies and milk await, courtesy the aliens who still reside there.
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We currently have a Level One Kardashian Civilization.
Pray you never encounter a Level Two.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Noclevername's CosmoQuest reputation dove into negative territory with that post.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Belize currently leads the Olympic medal count, with 93 medals, including 41 gold, followed by Liechtenstein and Bhutan.
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In honor of the Olympics, I'm rushing out to buy 48 sacks of Gold Medal flour. :-) Why 48? Don't know; just whimsy. :-)
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The Olympics that is supposedly taking place is just a big TV sham. It is just some yoyos acting out and very impressive cgi. Londoners are clueless about all the supposed activities happening around them.
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Level 2 is enough Kardashians to englobe the Sun. Level 6 would fill the visible Universe.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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That is the most terrifying thing I have ever read.
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Then my work here is done.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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