Fraser and Pamela have decided (as of 12:55 PM MST) to change actual upcoming name to HaydenChristensenWorship.org.
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Fraser and Pamela have decided (as of 12:55 PM MST) to change actual upcoming name to HaydenChristensenWorship.org.
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By the way, BAUT and CQ are registered at Crate & Barrel, Macy's, and Telescopes-R-Us, if you are looking for a wedding present.
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The next merger will be with The International Star Registry. We'll each get to name a star for free.
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In less than three billion years CosmoQuest will merge with the Andromeda Galaxy, which by then will be called JohnnyQuest, resulting in an ellipsoidal mess called CosmoJohnny.
But free souvenir napkins will be available for fifty cents each.
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The Quest is over! I found it!
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh...
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Thousands of specially trained ferrets are assisting the admins and mods to find all the bugs that occurred during the merger. Kibble has been strategically placed for them to snack upon, but please, everyone turn off your laser pointers for the time being -- we don't want the ferrets distracted from the task at hand.
So many bugs, so little time.
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ROFL (if only it was true) Actually, for bug catching, we're using toads. The ferrets are looking for the graphics.Originally Posted by ABR.
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For issues of uniformity, and to lessen the dreaded "avatar envy", the management of CQBAUTMOUSE had decided that everyone's avatar is now just a red X
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I see everyone's avatar now but mine-- don't bother the poor ferrets about it, mine was pretty generic anyway.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Well it's back now and it's OK. except for
that annoying black spot!
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The Annoying Black Spots were a rhythm and blues band based in Toledo, Ohio, in the late 1950's. They were well-known locally for performing the instrumental version of the theme from Lawrence of Arabia during the seventh inning stretch at Mud Hens games.
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When the ABS light goes on in modern cars, it's because there is an Annoying Black Spots song playing on the radio.
So many bugs, so little time.
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I was promised a souvenir mug in commemoration of BAUT to CosmoQuest! >:-( Where is it??!
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It's being e-mailed to you as we speak.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I got a souvenir mugging, but I managed to keep my watch. It says "00:00", which I suppose is Universal Time.
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How will we be able to distinguish this thread from all the others containing untrue facts?
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When I was promised a souvenir, a Native American from South Dakota showed up and repaired my coffee table.
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The largest wisdom nugget ever found was panned out of the North Fork of the Feather River near Pulga, California in 1852.
So many bugs, so little time.
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The latest Wheel of Fortune show was delayed by congressmen rushing in with bailout checks every time someone spun a bankrupt.
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My banker had a secret chicken that laid golden eggs but he hatched a new scheme and now all his chicks bounced.
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Testing has revealed that the blue skin used for BAUT is taken from Smurfs. We suspect Gargamel may be involved.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Summer Games will feature 1500 genetically engineered ferrets (engineered to have appropriately colored fur) form the five-ring Olympic symbol
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I was to run the 2 km race in the Olympics, but backed out due to knowing I'd beat everyone in a heartbeat, and who needs all the jealousy?? So I'm staying home and letting someone else win. :-)
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The International Olympic Committee is in a last minute rush to avert a major dispute that has come up at the 2012 games. The dispute is whether the word "kilometer" is to be pronounced "kil-o-me-ter" or "kil-lom-met-ter". A proposal from Iceland to just say "klicks" was resoundly rejected.
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Pi bumper stickers are now available in the CQ gift shop, but are only available to those with at least 3141 posts.
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Available in Ferret-brown, Ferret-brown & white and that old standby, Smurf-blue.Pi bumper stickers are now available in the CQ gift shop, but are only available to those with at least 3141 posts.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Green Peace has charged the IOC for significantly contributing towards air quality deterioration in the countries through which the Olympic Torch passed. "The amount of CO emission was simply unacceptable, what were they thinking?", a spokesperson for the org said.
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Olympic torches are uncomfortable in
some situations.
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The little space ship that Jor-El used to send Kal-El to earth was actually made by Jor-El's brother, Mat-El.
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Now you know why C L Moore named her character Jirel of Joiry instead of Jor-El of Jiry.
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