After a few more years of global warming, Aquaman is going to have a Fortress of Solitude.
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After a few more years of global warming, Aquaman is going to have a Fortress of Solitude.
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Jacques Cousteau's first invention was the aqua-pancreas.
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A small moon of Vesta has been found. Named
Pantsa by the imaging team. The system looks
to be the guiding light of Ventriloquists.
"no it isn't"
"'tis too!"
"I tell you it isn't"
"in space I cannot throw my voice!"
"......."
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This comes as no surprise to Italians, who have always maintained that Vesta was a misspelled Vespa. And Italian street are periodically treated to humanoid shaped and sized objects flying into orbit around Vespas when encountering potholes. Or a well placed brick.
Ventriloquism? Oh, it stems from the urge to hoist an Italian tenor and his voice over the balcony. "Lanciare la voce", they call it.
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Its completely pointless you are all wrong and I'm always right!
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Dog breeders have recently developed a new breed, the German Short-haired Pointless. The breed wanders aimlessly looking for waterfowl, but never finds any.
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Dogs can actually breathe underwater. They only pretend not do, to avoid becoming fishing dogs.
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Dalmations can be taught to swim backstroke but tend to bang their heads on obstacles. However it does stop them trying to catch fish as they swim.
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The spots are good camouflage against attack by giant squids.Originally Posted by profloater
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Not only that, they also communicate underwater by changing the colour bands on their spots. Researchers have observed and noted that black is neutral; slightly grey could be, 'you zig, I'll zag'; slightly brown is more of, 'you zag, 'I'll zig'. But more studies are called for since these observations are solely based on introduction of a giant squid in the tank.
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The old joke about adding six squid to a dalmation swim train tank is not relevant here.
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93% of the people born on June 16 become spammers.
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Apparently so!
These Pepperidge Farm Gingerman cookies aren't good. I don't like the taste nor texture. Take them away!
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Ancient Romans were required to have a storehouse and a silo by the time they turned 16. This was to stock at least one item of whatever stuff then available.
This was because they didn't have 'Zero' in their numeral system. And so, rather than be embarrassed by a loss of words, it was preferable to say, 'I have only one of those'.
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Arkansas got its name when the remains of Noah's Ark were discovered in the southern United States.
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The black dalmations with white spots are antimatter: if they touch a white dalmation with black spots, they annihilate in a burst of gamma rays and chihuahuas.
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Exams are good for you.
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Banksy said if you are good at cheating you never need to get good at anything else but he failed his graffiti exams twice.
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Hawking Radiation is the explanation for threads disappearing on BAUT.
So many bugs, so little time.
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University of Athens offers two dialectically opposed courses in politics and economics, based on cheating at games theory.
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several studies confirm that zero population solves all problems and in fact is a singularity being the only complete solution.
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Adam Smith's invisible hand works only when it's actually invisible. Now that we know about it, the rich keep slapping it aside.
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Adam Smith's economics theory was originally developed to help his brothers' cough drop business.
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Gil Hamilton was the first to apply Adam Smith's invisible hand to problems of criminal investigation.
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Studies of the behavior of billions of
individuals is yielding positive results
of eventual outcomes. They are calling
this Mass behavior from past events.
Must be a shorter name!
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The shorter name is Antics because it has so many acronym possibilities
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Ant ticks are the most common parasite among social insects of the family Formicidae.
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The Summer Equinox is just a few days away and remains the only day of the year when you can balance an avocado on its end.
So many bugs, so little time.
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