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Thread: We don't need no stinkin' Untrue Facts! (!!!)

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    You people sure these last few facts are untrue?

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    Of course the global warming facts are untrue. There's no such thing as global warming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swampyankee View Post
    Global warming will make Banff the new Riviera.
    My wife and I are going to several of the premieres at the Banff Film Festival in September, after which we'll rub elbows with Angelina and the lesser stars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck View Post
    There's no such thing as global warming.
    Global warming has been replaced by Locust Swarming.
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    In anticipation of rising sea levels, four large snorkels are being carved for use on Mount Rushmore.

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    I didn't just creep out another BAUT member by sending via PM personal information I was able to obtain.
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    The First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics have just been declared unconstitutional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swampyankee View Post
    The First and Second Laws of Thermodynamics have just been declared unconstitutional.
    Free energy for everyone!!!
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    The next Olympics will use bright LED torches
    to bring the "flame" to the games site. The
    carbon footprint of real flames is unacceptable.

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    There is no crying in either baseball or rocketry.
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    The word bawling derives from the word bowling, since there can be many players but only one winner. People went from having a bowling party to having a bawling party.

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    Giving the huge success of the movie Battleship, Hollywood producers are already fast-tracking movies based on other children's games. Currently in production are movie versions of Monopoly, Scrabble, Crazy Eights, Candyland, and Spill-n-Spell. Unsurprisingly, all of them involve alien invasions and will be filmed in 3D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Giving the huge success of the movie Battleship, Hollywood producers are already fast-tracking movies based on other children's games. Currently in production are movie versions of Monopoly, Scrabble, Crazy Eights, Candyland, and Spill-n-Spell. Unsurprisingly, all of them involve alien invasions and will be filmed in 3D.
    How about these ideas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lurking Nerd View Post
    How about these ideas?
    That didn't make me laugh.
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    Not one of the 39 people on my "friends" list is banned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coelacanth View Post
    Not one of the 39 people on my "friends" list is banned
    Actually, Jennifer Aniston was banned in 2009 for not defending various hair conspiracies.
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    To keep P.E.T.A. happy, The International Astronomical Union has renamed the constellation Orion, The Hunter to O'Ryan, The Dog Walker.

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    Hot, humid weather is nice.
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    Constellation Delphinus is now called
    The Comma. You have to Rotanev it if
    you are in the Northern Hemisphere.

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    The IAU has started to sell mineral licensing rights on Charon to raise money.
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    To go with that, the IAU has is selling naming rights to the planets. Jupiter is, now, officially, the Microsoft Planet.
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    Also known as Planet 5.0. There has never been any discussion about Planet 4.0 at this board. (In this thread?)
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    I don't use any planet until version x.1 comes out.
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    Planet X.1 is buggy, as it's home to an insectoid civilization.
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    With the sale of naming rights to physical laws, General Relativity has become General Motors, with Fig Newton's laws of gravity in the classical limiting case.

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    The alternate title for Space Cowboys was "TFOG's" (as opposed to the TFNG's of the Astronaut Class of 1978).

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    Space foods now have polite serving suggestions.

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    Like "tastes best in a 0.25g high gamma-ray environment".
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    "Enhanced with up to 15% high-grade vacuum"

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    The USDA grades vacuum by the following scale:
    • AAA (Triple A)
    • Prime
    • Medium
    • Reagent Grade
    • S'okay
    • Ick
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