You people sure these last few facts are untrue?
I don't have Internet access on this moving underground train right now.
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You people sure these last few facts are untrue?
I don't have Internet access on this moving underground train right now.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Of course the global warming facts are untrue. There's no such thing as global warming.
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My wife and I are going to several of the premieres at the Banff Film Festival in September, after which we'll rub elbows with Angelina and the lesser stars.Originally Posted by swampyankee
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Global warming has been replaced by Locust Swarming.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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In anticipation of rising sea levels, four large snorkels are being carved for use on Mount Rushmore.
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I didn't just creep out another BAUT member by sending via PM personal information I was able to obtain.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Free energy for everyone!!!
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The next Olympics will use bright LED torches
to bring the "flame" to the games site. The
carbon footprint of real flames is unacceptable.
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There is no crying in either baseball or rocketry.
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The word bawling derives from the word bowling, since there can be many players but only one winner. People went from having a bowling party to having a bawling party.
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Giving the huge success of the movie Battleship, Hollywood producers are already fast-tracking movies based on other children's games. Currently in production are movie versions of Monopoly, Scrabble, Crazy Eights, Candyland, and Spill-n-Spell. Unsurprisingly, all of them involve alien invasions and will be filmed in 3D.
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How about these ideas?
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
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That didn't make me laugh.
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Not one of the 39 people on my "friends" list is banned
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Actually, Jennifer Aniston was banned in 2009 for not defending various hair conspiracies.Not one of the 39 people on my "friends" list is banned
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To keep P.E.T.A. happy, The International Astronomical Union has renamed the constellation Orion, The Hunter to O'Ryan, The Dog Walker.
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Hot, humid weather is nice.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Constellation Delphinus is now called
The Comma. You have to Rotanev it if
you are in the Northern Hemisphere.
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The IAU has started to sell mineral licensing rights on Charon to raise money.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Also known as Planet 5.0. There has never been any discussion about Planet 4.0 at this board. (In this thread?)
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I don't use any planet until version x.1 comes out.
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With the sale of naming rights to physical laws, General Relativity has become General Motors, with Fig Newton's laws of gravity in the classical limiting case.
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The alternate title for Space Cowboys was "TFOG's" (as opposed to the TFNG's of the Astronaut Class of 1978).
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Space foods now have polite serving suggestions.
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Like "tastes best in a 0.25g high gamma-ray environment".
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Enhanced with up to 15% high-grade vacuum"
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The USDA grades vacuum by the following scale:
- AAA (Triple A)
- Prime
- Medium
- Reagent Grade
- S'okay
- Ick
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