Thor's theme song is If I had a hammer.
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Thor's theme song is If I had a hammer.
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Freytag used Thor's hammer to hit his triangle. Then he Saturnit. (sorry it's the weak end already)
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Time machines will be a great time saver for professional writers. You travel to the future, buy a book that you wrote, bring it back to the present, and submit it for publication. You know it will be published because you bought a published copy. You don't even have to read it.
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Starting in 2374, when the Time Machine was invented, ever book published in the Galaxy was written by Stephen King.
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Edgar Alan Poe invented the Poe Boy Sandwich.
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Bilb O'Baggins was really a leprechaun. His name was misspelled at Immigration when he moved to The Shire.
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The remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still was better than the original.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Scientists report that the mysterious swelling that made the moon so big appears to be going down following the successful delivery of a rocket load of antihistamines aimed at the Mare Crisium.
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The Wholly Roman Empire started to decline when they started letting in foreigners.
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The Holy Romaine Empire started to decline with the rise of iceberg.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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90% of a head of iceberg lettuce is below the soil line.
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The Holy Roman Umpire was fired for betting on The Cardinals.
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The Holy Roman Empire, Batman! was first said by Robin in 1966.
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The Holey Roman sock was found near Hadrian's wall still in its holey Roman sandal from which we know darned little.
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The Holy Roamin' Empire didn't fall, it just sort of wandered off.
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The Holy Roman umpire said the runner was out at third base.
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Roman against the Wind! Livin' to Rome and Roman to live.
It seems like yesterday but it was long ago we were Roman against the wind
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Are you referring to the musical based in the lost ninth legion, "Roman in the Gloamin'?
Roman in the gloamin'
On the bonny banks o' Clyde
Roman in the gloamin'
Wi' a spear stuck in his side...
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How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a roman stone ?
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Bob Dylan was operatic tenor and was signed to a long term contract with the Metropolitan Opera, until an unfortunate accident with an oboe.
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A young Rudy Valee sang the song "My Chariot Will Go On" in the 1925 silent version of Ben Hur to Francis X. Bushman.
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The Holy Roe Man Umpire decides which caviar salesmen are fit to sell to The Pope.
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In cat-ball, the only good ball is a fowl ball.
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Termite welding is often used to join rail tracks.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Dry ice is a dish best served cold.
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For those suffering grain allergies, never fear -- there really are no grains used in the Great Harvestmen Bread Company's new product "I can't believe it's not bread".
So many bugs, so little time.
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Washington, DC must be uninhabited. Everyone running for office claims to be an outsider.
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Actually, there is an easy way to tell which Senate and House committees are chaired by "outsiders", they have all their sessions on the lawn around the Capital.Originally Posted by Chuck
Speaker of the House, Mort Schimer, who served as speaker from 1871 to 1873, conducted all full sessions of the House outside on the lawn.
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The biggest problem being a Washington outsider is keeping your tentacles dipped in the liquid helium while reaching for a bribe.
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