latin gerunds are verbs from coffee remains built
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latin gerunds are verbs from coffee remains built
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Italics was invented when an early ink jet printer jammed causing the paper to go through at an angle.
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(20,962+pi)2 = 439,537,162
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The base 10 logarithm for every positive number is different than the natural logarithm of the same number.
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The NASA lines found on Cape Canaveral have been attributed to space travelers.
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If you can remember how to use your
slide rule then you were never there.
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According to Major League Baseball, the "Slide Rule" is that the runner, in the process of advancing from one base to the next, may do so by walking or running, or may slide into the base, in either a feet-first, or head-first position. The Slide Rule was replaced in 1982 by the Electronic Calculator Rule. Texas Instruments was the Official Electronic Calculator of Major League Baseball until 1997.
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Aerial view of the so-called "NASA Lines"Originally Posted by mike alexander
Though some have proposed that these features were made by space travelers, it has been shown that they were actually formed by natural, geological processes.
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In Nevada, the use of Latin verbs is considered gerunds for divorce.
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The great thing about Latin is you hate it to learn it but you love showing off in front of munuments, and gravitas is great with sausage and mash.
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Standard & Poors has downgraded the Pyramid at Giza from Great to Very Good. The Egyptian government has made no comment, preferring to stay mummy.
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Gert Hamerkopf of Kartoffelnsprachen, Bavaria, has been told by God for the sixth time to just stop it already, a record surpassing both Brush of Arc and Olivia Newton-Leibniz by two.
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The chihuahua is the only dog that can balance on its nose while reciting Ezra Pound's Cantos.
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Paul Beardsley will buy a pint for anyone who drops by and says, "I left the money in the dustbin."
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I left the money in the dustbin.
That took two and a half hours? That was low hanging fruit. Come on people, we got to stay on top of these things.
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I'm looking forward to the meeting today.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Office ferrets have dramatically reduced the practice of "prairie dogging" in large business offices. However, the time wasted by cubicle dwellers exclaiming, "Who's a cute boy? Who's a cute boy?" and "Hey, where did my apple go?" has risen to alarming levels.
So many bugs, so little time.
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There are cubicles just a bit above paradise.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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All you have to do to double the volume of a cube is add three more cubes.
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The above statement is still false even if the new cubes have an average volume equal to 1/3 of the volume of the original cube.
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The Aztec civilisation was built from sugar cubes and collapsed sweetly when the Spanish brought rain to their domain.
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The volume of a cube is a measure of its loudness.
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Marvel Comics are so popular in Asia that seven countries are named after Stan Lee.
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Not to mention quite a few regions in other countries, in also some wannabe countries.
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The words 'atavistic' and 'Brobdingnagian' have never appeared in sequence in English. They are a common pairing in Leg Language, however.
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A guest at a royal palace was once served
a boiled egg for breakfast. He put it in
the eggcup small end down to eat it. The
butler fainted.
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Wasn't that the cause of the Franco-Prussian War?
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A Gulliver is the collective noun for a group of tall stories or sky scrapers.
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I'm not posting untrue untrue facts on the Internet when there are deadlines looming.
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