There is an operating system out there that
contains a prayer asking for no crashes while
accessing some religeous websites.
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There is an operating system out there that
contains a prayer asking for no crashes while
accessing some religeous websites.
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Error, this is not the untrue facts thread.
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The latest version of a common operating system is code named "Stained Glass." One advantage is that they were able to eschew internationalization; the command interface is completely in Latin.Originally Posted by peteshimmon
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Club soda is an effective means of getting stains out of glass.
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Remember Club Soda attendees...every 10 visits earns you a free voucher to Club Med for blood sugar testing.
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Mathias Rust, the German pilot who went to a Soviet prison after landing a small airplane outside Red Square in 1987, never went to prison again.
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Blood sugar is like regular sugar, but red.
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Blood sugar is the compensation that a murderer must pay to the victim's family.
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This custom originated with the Oompa Loompa.
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Oompa Loompas come from Ouagadougou.
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The Burkina Faso river delta is known locally as Delta Burke.
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The Burkina Faso River exists.
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The previous poster is a good source of Omega-3 fatty acids.
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Buttercup got the sandals she ordered.
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Sandals let more sand slip out than slips in, which over the centuries has generated deserts all over the place.
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The ocean is a desert, with its life underground, and a perfect disguise above.
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California has just changed their state slogan to "Yabba Dabba Doo!"
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I belong at BAUT.
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I went to school with a guy named Wastrel LaChance.
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I don't have anything better to do than post here.
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An error has been found in the calculation of Pi. It's really 3.1515926535897932384626433832795...
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The good news: With the help of the most advanced quantum supercomputers and the lifelong efforts of the most brilliant mathematicians in the world, the end of Pi has finally been discovered; The bad news, it simply says "to be continued".
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After 40+ years studying the concept of pi, stealing computer time from the country's greatest super computers and working long into the night more times than is healthy, I have determined that the end of pi is "i".
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The expressionidentifies a unique value, which is equal to
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Don McLean wrote the song American Pi to protest the State of Indiana's vote that pi equals 3.
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Pi equals 3.
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The E! television network is so named because it has 3.3549179162555522 (e!) times the amount of celebrity news as its nearest competitor.
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E! Television Network = A x B x C x D x E
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Given the relation between factorial and the gamma function, does that mean that e! is alpha times beta times gamma times delta?
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