Cacti have spines, making them he only vegetable members of the class Vertebrata.
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Cacti have spines, making them he only vegetable members of the class Vertebrata.
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Soylet Green maker arrested after up to 25% beef and vegetables found mixed in with people.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Seth Rogen announced today that he will produce a new movie version of The Odd Couple. Hollywood insiders were surprised that rather than casting himself in one of the iconic roles, he instead cast acting newcomers Rudy Giuliani and Pickles the Ferret. The movie is expected to premiere next May.
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I heard that it was The Odd Curry starring Rogan Josh and pickles will only have a small role on the side.
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The practice of tipping waiters was in fact developed in a small town in China.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The expression "you're yella" in the American Old West, to indicate that someone was cowardly, had nothing to do with the color yellow. It "honors" Robert T. Yella, the Sheriff of West Armadillo, Texas, from June 5 to July 7, 1873. He was often described as the most cowardly sheriff in North America. He was once robbed of his side arm by a five year old girl.
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And that girl's name was Annie Oakley.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The legend of Annie Oakley was based on real life person, Ani Oakleif, who wasn't a girl, wasn't an American and was probably never five years old.
ETA: That should have been "Oaklief". There's nothing worse than an untrue fact with a typo.
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Cabbage is what folk without carrage use for transportage.
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'Transportage' is against the law in the state of Mississippi.
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Miss Issipi was my fouth-grade math teacher.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Steller's jay is the only bird which generates energy through nuclear fusion.
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There is still some controversy about the bird's name. Some call it Steller's Jay, others Steller's Psi.
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Special deposits of emergency materials are
buried at secret sites across Britain in
airtight steel cases. They contain pencils,
exercise books, sharpeners, compasses,
socks, ties (lords), pliers, scissors,
shoe-laces, matches, transistor radios
wind-up), dried peas, coke, chocolate,
plastic macs, towels, whistles, rope,
womans journals, maps, coins and a
Bing Crosby compact disc.
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Special deposits of emergency materials are
buried at secret sites across the U.S.A. in
airtight steel cases. They contain beer.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Here in America's Southwest, there's a saying that all that emergency beer tastes like panther [redacted] (redacted word gives alliteration to go with panther and refers to urine),
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according to vogue "transparent is next years colour"
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According to the National Weather Bureau, "Tornado" is the new Sunshine.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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According to the clock on the wall, its time to feed the chickens.
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According to Garp, pants are so passé.
slang - I concur. I accidentally watched that movie a week or two ago and it changed my life for the better. I'm now a level 37 vice president.
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Tom Corbett isn't that much older than me.
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But Astro is, because he measures his age in Venusian years.Originally Posted by Salty
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The TV show, Tom Corbett, Pennsylvania Governor, is my favorite. I love when he flies in the Polaris from Pittsburgh to Philadelphia, fighting the Nittany lions along the way.
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I was caught up in the Rapture. I saw a lot of giant angels with fishing poles and frying pans, casting lines and licking their lips... I hastily unhooked myself and returned to Earth.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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An analysis of the bible indicated last Saturday was actually the Pear Rut, but this was misreported as the Rapture, do to a horrible accident with an anagram solver.
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The anagram solver Swift is referring to is clearly lovers. And the horrible accident... well, come back after 9pm and I can tell you about it then.
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Tired of those pesky word games? Can't rearrange the letters to make sense? Try new Anagram Solvent! From the makers of CloyXena, it will solve even the most difficult anagrams or your money back.
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