And she would have gotten away with it, too, if not for us meddling kuh-niggits!
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And she would have gotten away with it, too, if not for us meddling kuh-niggits!
So many bugs, so little time.
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Who say "Ni! Ni! Ni!"
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Knights who say " Ni ni ni " . We will say " ni ni ni " to you untill you appease us ."
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The word "appease" comes from the Viking ceremony in which peace treaties would be marked by a ritual exchange of legumes.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Today is my 99th birthday!
And in celebration I'm flying tonight to Siberia, to learn how to hula dance.
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Wasn't the exchange of legumes -- if not conducted properly -- followed by a quick Ni! to the groin?
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Yes, that was the origin of bowing, which was exported to Japan in 1854 by Commodore Perry.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I lost my head.
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"Dumb all over, a little ugly on the side." -- Frank Zappa
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"This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius
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The word "ferret" remains the most used thread tag on BAUT.
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That's because it is the most " Used Full " !
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Register 2 is now open for posts of ten words or less.
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Haiku originally had 18 syllables, but one got off for good behavior.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Internet Governance Forum called me this morning complaining that their scans had indicated that there was a newly created and severely under-utilized forum thread somewhere in the range 174.129.33.xxx.
I'm terribly sorry that it took so long for me to respond to the emergency, I will report back immediately that the situation is out of control.
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Area 51 is so named because it is 17 x 3 miles in extent. I mean, that should have been obvious.
Nearby is Yuck-A-Mountain, so named because of the Department of Energy's attempt to yuck it up with radioactive waste.
The new plan for US radwaste disposal is to send all adults a 1kg package of waste material and tell them to be careful with it.
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Insurance adjusters world-wide are bracing themselves for a busy weekend. Current estimations are that several billion new catastrophic damages claims may be filed following the end of the world on Saturday.
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Area 51 is where they keep the 2-dimensional aliens. A. Square is their leader.
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We will all go together when we go.Originally Posted by ABR.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go.
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Hmmm...I thought they kept the 2-dimensional aliens in Hollywood....
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I think that joke fell flat. I know, I know, you've heard that line before. Don't be such a square.
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I am SO disappointed that you decided to delurk.
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You can tell if a fact is untrue because the word "Untrue!" Will flash across your vision in big red letters. This is your brain's natural defense mechanism against untrue facts.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Noclevername, can you rephrase that post? I can't read it because the word "Untrue!" keeps flashing across my vision in big red letters.
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"Your right to hold an opinion is not being contested. Your expectation that it be taken seriously is." -- Jason Thompson
"This is really very simple, but unfortunately it's very complicated." -- publius
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My microscope fell in the toilet and is now a P.Z. dispenser.
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I am Henry the eighth, I am.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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A pony of lager thanks, barkeep. I'm a little horse.
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We have a deep need for sweet-smelling untrue facts.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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For the diabetic and hyperglycemic poster, we also offer untrue facts with artificial sweeteners.
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By the way, folks, it's May 18th -- don't forget to defrag your bathtubs tonight.
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Low GI sarcasm now available in a can!
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I have all the knowledge in the universe.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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