Dodge City was so named to attract residents
by giving the spurious impression one might
survive any bullets flying around.
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Dodge City was so named to attract residents
by giving the spurious impression one might
survive any bullets flying around.
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Burp
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I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.
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I can see Swift's house from here.
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I can see the flea on a dog's ear from 100yd (330m) away.
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On a clear day I can see forever.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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On a clear day I can see Mt. Hood.
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If knocking on wood is good luck how do we end up with endangered woodpeckers?
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Oh, like Mt. Hood really exists.Originally Posted by mike alexander
The operating system on my laptop is MS-DOS version 1.0
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The town where I live is the jewel of the North American Great Plains.
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In truth, my post count exceeds both Swift and ToSeek; it should be 29,186. But I've deliberately rolled back the count, just to be nice and since they've both been here much longer than me (trying to avoid hurt feelings, etc.).I'm just nice.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Buttercup has been sent to the treacle mines on Ronda IV for rolling back her post count odometer, a violation of rule 5782.592/D.
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New specialised areas of Hollywood;
Collywood, dog films.
Dollywood, childrens films.
Follywood, silly films.
Gollywood, surprise films.
Jollywood, funny films.
Lollywood, gourmet films.
Mollywood, feminist films.
Pollywood, parrot films alive or dead.
Tollywood, your choice films.
Vollywood, tennis films.
Yollywood, cheerful films.
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NASA has announced the launch of Levity Probe B, an attempt to measure scene-dragging on Saturday Night Live.
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In an announcement today, BAUT moderator grapes revealed that he will finally merge all past usernames into one account to be named Pi à la mode. The total post count will likely exceed 30,000 posts, thus dropping ToSeek into third place overall.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Mrs. Louise Buchanan, wife of US President James Buchanan, was the first First Lady born west of the Mississippi River (in Tulsa, Oklahoma).
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Heinz Ketchup is the NEW green.
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News that Comet 1994QZ168 is at least 93% gold has caused great consternation amongst goldbugs, as it may add 1013kg to the World's supply.
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This is a subscript.
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Despite all the Captain's shouting, Dinah still refuses to blow her horn.
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I think it was because someone was in the kitchen, but I don't care.
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Ther are four tings wrong with this sentence.
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Michael Crichton never wrote the same story twice.
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The song MacArthur Park by Donna Summer makes better sense when the word Jurassic is substituted for MacArthur.
So many bugs, so little time.
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Future American statesmen practice public speaking in MacArthur Park.
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That's also true for her song Last Dance.
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I's as apple as american pie.
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Bye, bye Miss.
I drove my Chevy to the levy.
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