Heck, I had days off from school more than once when I was a kid because we weren't allowed back into the building for half an hour after an earthquake, as long as anyone could feel it, and a lot of those weren't any real danger at all.
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"