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But we have metric cheeseburgers. Who else would implement the metric system in relation to cheeseburgers to prepare people for the rest of changes that the metric system will bring?
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But we have metric cheeseburgers. Who else would implement the metric system in relation to cheeseburgers to prepare people for the rest of changes that the metric system will bring?
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Solfe
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America is great because....
They have a 'World Series' baseball competition.....
but it has only continental US teams!!!!
(feel free to correct me, if I am wrong)
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Great. That scuttles that idea. Maybe Japan or Malaysia will win one day.Originally Posted by PetersCreek
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The World Series got their name from the sponsorship of a New York newspaper, The World. It actually has nothing to do with making a global statement.
But I think America is great because you can get breakfast all day, every day.
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Hockey, beer and Tim Horton's make... oops. Wrong country.
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America makes Canada seem so nice. That's a plus, in a way.
And America brought the world Tom Selleck.
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...and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris could beat up Tom Selleck any day Tom wasn't driving a really nice car.
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...or carrying a Sharps.
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America is great because so many other countries believed in us and gave us help just in the nick of time, a lot of times. Ironically it has been the British as of late. One time it was the French. Plus everybody kept sending us genius inventors, capitalists and idealists which was also ironic. Also Americans were the first to drive on the right side of the road.
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America is great because it's the nation of origin for Disneyland theme parks.
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America is great because it's the nation of origin for Oregon.
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Finally, the Truth.
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America is great because I have been to a lot of other countries and can compare.
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America is great because we invented microwave popcorn. Oh, and that whole "went to the Moon" thing you keep hearing about.
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Oh right, like microwave popcorn is real. That's what they want you to believe.
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How much popcorn does it take to fill an American?
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How much have you got?
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Saw that coming.
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AIGB you can have a job driving remote controlled rovers on mars.
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AIGB we're the originator of baseball, the national pastime of Japan.
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Because given time everyone gets a turn
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Your tern:
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America is great because we created the shining city on the hill.
Now, is that a fluorescent city, or is Jack Nicholson wandering around there with an axe?
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AIGB we gave the world Basketball. And, it was central America where the Aztecs preluded Basketball with their rubber ball, stone girdle and and stone rim to put the ball through.
All made in Americas.
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AIGB we returned the Thrashers to their country of origin, Canada. 'Pegs need to be in their natural environment to be competitive.
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America is great because every few years we change governments without a shot fired.
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That's because so many shots are drunk instead.
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It churns out so many movies and TV shows, some of which are good.
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