"ShinAce" banned for misspelling "Chinese"
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"ShinAce" banned for misspelling "Chinese"
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for pretending to be a schoolteacher at this forum.
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Buttercup banned for shocking me beyond words.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for failure to maintain electricaly safety and running out of words
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LookingSkyward banned for emoticon piracy
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Sticks banned for use of tree parts in his handle - instead of bones in his avatar.
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LookingSkyward banned for matching bones and eyepatch.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Lol!!!Originally Posted by Coelacanth
Coelacanth banned for making me laugh aloud while chewing on a carrot.
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Buttercup banned for laughing loudly.
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ShinAce banned for prohibiting carrot-laughing.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for rudeness to root vegetables
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LookingSkyward banned for failure to recognise that root vegetables can be rude vegetables.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for failure to recognise that rude vegetables can be lewd vegetables.
Do not google 10 naughtiest vegetables.
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ShinAce banned for daring us to look up disreputable vegetables.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for claiming ill repute against vegetables without any evidence.
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ShinAce banned for shifting the burden of proof from vegetables to coelacanths.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for its own safety. Go back to deep waters before it's too late!
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ShinAce banned for not knowing I was right by the deep waters while I dined tonight!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for trying to impress others with his "dining while scuba diving" abilities.
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Buttercup banned for being so darn nice
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How do you expect me to ban you after that, LookingSkyward??
Um...you're banned because I can't think of a reason to ban you after that nice comment.
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Buttercup banned for thinking coelacanths need scuba.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Coelacanth banned for eating all sorts of yummy food and desserts, and not even asking to share with me.
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Buttercup banned for not using the report button.
If this is about sharing, why is my fridge lacking butter?
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ShinAce banned for slyly trying to accuse me of stealing butter from his refrigerator.
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Buttercup banned for Butterlarceny.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Buttercup banned by court order after I played the tape. Sure, the tape was only static, but it was exactly 18 hours of static. The time it would take Buttercup to drive here, steal my butter, and return home. The same amount of time that Buttercup claimed to have been gone. But the mystery remains, how can there be 18 hours of static on a 4 hour tape?
In case you haven't realized, I'm spoofing the movie Contact.
edit: Tag team banned!
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ShinAce banned for not showing the proper respect for the great Carl Sagan
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Coelacanth and ShinAce banned for ganging up on me with dastardly accusations.
p.s.: Sticks banned for butting in.
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Sticks banned for not realizing that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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