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    Quote Originally Posted by closetgeek View Post
    Why, when I am taking a test, does the question never make sense until I get it wrong?

    As to the questions I don't understand, I just don't get why that happens. I will read the question, reread it, then pass it up till the end, hoping it will make more sense, later. I go through my notes, which never seem to have the information needed for the tests.
    As someone who has taught biology at both the undergrad and grad levels, I understand what you are going through. I must admit that I avoided taking any undergrad biology, except for one intro course that I barely passed. I was a math/chem major and entered biology at the grad level. When I first taught undergrad biology, I was shocked by the emphasis on definitions over building a conceptual framework. It is akin to teaching a language with an emphasis on vocabulary with a little grammar to go along -- no story telling, no interesting reading, no fun. Learning biology is very much like learning a new language in a foreign country, except with biology, the foreign country (molecules, cells, and organisms) have few real life analogs to relate to. Introductory texts and classes only occasionally present an interesting story, though some teachers are better than others. Unfortunately, grading is based mostly upon T/F, multiple choice, and fill-in-the-blank -- easy to grade, and with databases of questions available, easy to write. If there is a better way to make an interesting subject stultifyingly boring, I haven't heard of it yet. /end rant


    But, to help you out, here are a few pointers. Identify who are the actors are and what are their actions. Most of biological reasoning is visual, so be able to reproduce the critical parts of a figure by memory (you don't need to be a great artist). This is best accomplished by first drawing a figure, tossing it away, and then drawing it again from memory. If you feel confused or forget, just peek back at the figure, close the book and keep going. Throw that in the trash. Repeat. Do this for each important figure for three days in a row (about the time between classes). Proceed as you have with gaining the vocabulary, but be able to write out a definition or explanation in your own words. This helps you to figure out the difference between what you know and what you think you know. Whenever you hesitate, there is usually a question that comes up: find the answer immediately and finish writing. Once you have the basic vocabulary and figures at least partially under your belt, it's time to read the text. Read each paragraph, sentence by sentence. If a sentence is confusing, figure out why and get the answer immediately. When you form a question and find the answer, it will stick. At the end of each paragraph, close the book and write out in your own words what the main point that the author was trying to communicate. Inevitably, questions will arise and you will know by the hesitation in your writing. Answer the question and keep writing. Reviewing for an exam is much the same: use writing and drawing to test your understanding. For each major process, write a short narrative about how it works and relates to other processes. When you write, strive to keep the actors nouns and the actions verbs. This helps your brain sort things out.

    It's through this sort of active construction of a narrative that helps in developing the language of biology. One of the problems with trying to answer the teacher's questions is that she speaks fluently and may formulate questions in a way that unconsciously draws on her extended background. By actively trying to speak the language, you will begin to understand her better and also to detect when she and the book are implicitly drawing upon information not directly covered in the class. That background information is as important as the explicit information. When you fill in the missing info, you will develop a deeper understanding. If you don't, your brain will fill in the gap, usually arbitrarily. Beyond performance on an exam, this approach has a wonderful life long benefit: biology comes alive!

    Cheers

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    Not really a rant, but didn't want to start a thread. My sister's wedding is just beginning back home (6:00 p.m. CST) and I'm obviously not able to attend. It's her 3rd marriage and hopefully "3rd time's the charm." She deserves happiness, and I am certain new husband is THE one. Best wishes and much love to Susan and Russell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by syzygy42 View Post
    As someone who has taught biology at both the undergrad and grad levels, I understand what you are going through. I must admit that I avoided taking any undergrad biology, except for one intro course that I barely passed. I was a math/chem major and entered biology at the grad level. When I first taught undergrad biology, I was shocked by the emphasis on definitions over building a conceptual framework. It is akin to teaching a language with an emphasis on vocabulary with a little grammar to go along -- no story telling, no interesting reading, no fun. Learning biology is very much like learning a new language in a foreign country, except with biology, the foreign country (molecules, cells, and organisms) have few real life analogs to relate to. Introductory texts and classes only occasionally present an interesting story, though some teachers are better than others. Unfortunately, grading is based mostly upon T/F, multiple choice, and fill-in-the-blank -- easy to grade, and with databases of questions available, easy to write. If there is a better way to make an interesting subject stultifyingly boring, I haven't heard of it yet. /end rant


    But, to help you out, here are a few pointers. Identify who are the actors are and what are their actions. Most of biological reasoning is visual, so be able to reproduce the critical parts of a figure by memory (you don't need to be a great artist). This is best accomplished by first drawing a figure, tossing it away, and then drawing it again from memory. If you feel confused or forget, just peek back at the figure, close the book and keep going. Throw that in the trash. Repeat. Do this for each important figure for three days in a row (about the time between classes). Proceed as you have with gaining the vocabulary, but be able to write out a definition or explanation in your own words. This helps you to figure out the difference between what you know and what you think you know. Whenever you hesitate, there is usually a question that comes up: find the answer immediately and finish writing. Once you have the basic vocabulary and figures at least partially under your belt, it's time to read the text. Read each paragraph, sentence by sentence. If a sentence is confusing, figure out why and get the answer immediately. When you form a question and find the answer, it will stick. At the end of each paragraph, close the book and write out in your own words what the main point that the author was trying to communicate. Inevitably, questions will arise and you will know by the hesitation in your writing. Answer the question and keep writing. Reviewing for an exam is much the same: use writing and drawing to test your understanding. For each major process, write a short narrative about how it works and relates to other processes. When you write, strive to keep the actors nouns and the actions verbs. This helps your brain sort things out.

    It's through this sort of active construction of a narrative that helps in developing the language of biology. One of the problems with trying to answer the teacher's questions is that she speaks fluently and may formulate questions in a way that unconsciously draws on her extended background. By actively trying to speak the language, you will begin to understand her better and also to detect when she and the book are implicitly drawing upon information not directly covered in the class. That background information is as important as the explicit information. When you fill in the missing info, you will develop a deeper understanding. If you don't, your brain will fill in the gap, usually arbitrarily. Beyond performance on an exam, this approach has a wonderful life long benefit: biology comes alive!

    Cheers
    That sounds about as time consuming as what I am doing now but with twice the benefit. Thank you for your input and experience.

    As a funny related conversation, my friend's son just finished his AP Chemistry class so I was asking him advice about remembering compounds that I needed to know for biology. This past Thursday, we were talking about classwork and tests and he relayed one of those funny facebook pictures he just saw. Sadly, I can't find it and I do not remember the questions but I remember the gist of the comic and it seemed to ring so true.

    Classwork questions: 2+2=
    Homework questions: 4+4=
    Test Questions: Johnny has 4 pancakes, aliens don't like pancakes; how many inches of rainfall did Florida accumulate last year?

    It really does feel like that sometimes.

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    Isn't search and seizure without a warrant a fourth amendment violation?
    You've got a whole bunch of legal protections, except when you don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by closetgeek View Post
    Test Questions: Johnny has 4 pancakes, aliens don't like pancakes; how many inches of rainfall did Florida accumulate last year?
    I'd almost be willing to swear that I got that question on a "Differential Equations" exam when I was in school.
    I recall several times where I was convinced there wasn't nearly enough information to find a solution.

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    One thing:

    That oh-so-very-funny video clip on yootoob, or where ever you found it, is not really humorous at all. It's not. Really.

    When you spend 5 minutes giggling uncontrollably, while you find it and let it load on your phone, I am doing mental exercises to prevent myself
    from physically maiming you. I don't care how many people fall, or get kicked in sensitive areas. I don't care what utterly idiotic thing
    someone does that causes them extreme discomfort. I don't care what an animal does, or a kid, or probably anything you can point a video
    camera at. The things I find interesting, I will look up all on my own. They will be very different than the things you show me.

    If you send me the link, whether it be email or text, I will ignore it. Please refrain.

    I will stand and stare at your screen grumpily if you make me watch it, merely because I still have to interact with certain people the rest of
    the day, and being totally honest and blunt tends to make the rest of the day annoyingly awkward.

    TJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravoice View Post
    I'd almost be willing to swear that I got that question on a "Differential Equations" exam when I was in school.
    I recall several times where I was convinced there wasn't nearly enough information to find a solution.
    Two questions on the biology test I took yesterday were statements with a blank box beneath them. There was no question in the statements, nor were there true of false markings beneath the test. I literally had no idea what I was supposed to add to that. Either she forgot to put the question or she meant to make it a true or false statement. I went with true or false and the grading system didn't grade either of the questions. I am assuming that she forgot to put the correct answer into the system. She has reached legendary status with her typos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by syzygy42 View Post
    As someone who has taught biology at both the undergrad and grad levels, I understand what you are going through. I must admit that I avoided taking any undergrad biology, except for one intro course that I barely passed. I was a math/chem major and entered biology at the grad level. When I first taught undergrad biology, I was shocked by the emphasis on definitions over building a conceptual framework. It is akin to teaching a language with an emphasis on vocabulary with a little grammar to go along -- no story telling, no interesting reading, no fun. Learning biology is very much like learning a new language in a foreign country, except with biology, the foreign country (molecules, cells, and organisms) have few real life analogs to relate to. Introductory texts and classes only occasionally present an interesting story, though some teachers are better than others. Unfortunately, grading is based mostly upon T/F, multiple choice, and fill-in-the-blank -- easy to grade, and with databases of questions available, easy to write. If there is a better way to make an interesting subject stultifyingly boring, I haven't heard of it yet. /end rant


    But, to help you out, here are a few pointers. Identify who are the actors are and what are their actions. Most of biological reasoning is visual, so be able to reproduce the critical parts of a figure by memory (you don't need to be a great artist). This is best accomplished by first drawing a figure, tossing it away, and then drawing it again from memory. If you feel confused or forget, just peek back at the figure, close the book and keep going. Throw that in the trash. Repeat. Do this for each important figure for three days in a row (about the time between classes). Proceed as you have with gaining the vocabulary, but be able to write out a definition or explanation in your own words. This helps you to figure out the difference between what you know and what you think you know. Whenever you hesitate, there is usually a question that comes up: find the answer immediately and finish writing. Once you have the basic vocabulary and figures at least partially under your belt, it's time to read the text. Read each paragraph, sentence by sentence. If a sentence is confusing, figure out why and get the answer immediately. When you form a question and find the answer, it will stick. At the end of each paragraph, close the book and write out in your own words what the main point that the author was trying to communicate. Inevitably, questions will arise and you will know by the hesitation in your writing. Answer the question and keep writing. Reviewing for an exam is much the same: use writing and drawing to test your understanding. For each major process, write a short narrative about how it works and relates to other processes. When you write, strive to keep the actors nouns and the actions verbs. This helps your brain sort things out.

    It's through this sort of active construction of a narrative that helps in developing the language of biology. One of the problems with trying to answer the teacher's questions is that she speaks fluently and may formulate questions in a way that unconsciously draws on her extended background. By actively trying to speak the language, you will begin to understand her better and also to detect when she and the book are implicitly drawing upon information not directly covered in the class. That background information is as important as the explicit information. When you fill in the missing info, you will develop a deeper understanding. If you don't, your brain will fill in the gap, usually arbitrarily. Beyond performance on an exam, this approach has a wonderful life long benefit: biology comes alive!

    Cheers
    Hey, hey...guess what! I got a 98 on my last Biology test.

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    Quote Originally Posted by closetgeek View Post
    Hey, hey...guess what! I got a 98 on my last Biology test.
    Congrats!

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    Quote Originally Posted by closetgeek View Post
    Hey, hey...guess what! I got a 98 on my last Biology test.
    Excellent! Way to go, cg.

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    Well done, CG!

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    I love Twitter...except when authors or filmmakers go on "retweet me!" sprees, or repeatedly plug for their product.

    I'm working at become a published author as well, and plan to NOT do this to other people.

    One man is currently 10 self-promos in an hour. I'm about to Unfollow him!

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    Perfectly good sidewalks on BOTH sides of the street--so why are you jogging right down the middle? And why are you mad at all the people driving on the street for being in YOUR way?

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    Boss: Alice, Her boss: Bob, His Boss, Charlie

    Charlie: You have to take customer's cars right up to closing time. So it is written, so it shall be.

    Later that day, at 5 minutes to closing, a customer pulls up into the oil line. "I need a full service oil change and four new tyres" Charlie said we have to take them, so by the time we complete the car, the customer finally comes back to cash out, and we get the shop shut down, it is about an hour after closing we clock out.

    Lather, rinse, repeat a few nights (with variations to the work and when we get out)

    Charlie: "Darkhunter, why do you have overtime--bad boy, no doughnut!"

    [facepalm]

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhunter View Post

    ...
    Later that day, at 5 minutes to closing, a customer pulls up into the oil line. "I need a full service oil change and four new tyres" Charlie said we have to take them, so by the time we complete the car, the customer finally comes back to cash out, and we get the shop shut down, it is about an hour after closing we clock out.
    ...
    Well, there's the counter-example wherein you enter the place fifteen minutes before closing with a perfectly reasonable five-minute request, and you're told that everything is cleaned up and closed up (so that the employees can be out the door at exactly 5:00 p.m.), so, no dice.

    (The public library here announces that they'll be closing in 30 minutes so please drop what you're reading and head for the checkout thank you very much. And they always cheat and make this announcement with 40-45 minutes remaining!)

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    Morons who think the animals in the zoo are tame, resulting in trauma for the keepers when the half-eaten remains are found in the morning.

    I don't care much about the trauma of being eaten experienced by the moron, that's self-inflicted.
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    One guess is he didn't know tigers could swim, and in fact enjoy it.

    (They got him in the moat, after hours, for those who hadn't heard this one yet.)

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    I have a rant about the placement of trash and recycling containers in public locations. Our township has placed both types of receptacles at our parks and sporting fields, but never places them next to each other. The result is that people place trash or recyclables in the nearest container rather than the one that is most appropriate.

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    Someone whose comprehension of the sciences on a scale from 0 to 10 is apparently "purple jellyfish" but nevertheless insists on stringing words together in something approaching sentences and insists on getting explanations for why they're wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDon View Post
    One guess is he didn't know tigers could swim
    ...
    Alas, not Norm Cash.

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    Just now transcribed a report of a 5-1/2 year old boy who was rushed to ER after being bitten in the abdomen and raped by his father. >:-( This boy is near to death, has probably already died (on East Coast; I work in home hundreds of miles away).

    Can never get used to handling reports of child abuse, especially severe cases.

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    I take my older paperbacks to work in my lunchbox to read at lunch, no problems. I bought some new ones, and the glue in the binding on each of them has let go and they are all falling apart

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    That's because they are "pulp Fiction".

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    I know a group of people always talking about trying to lose weight. On of them started to eat a little less and do a little more exercise--so she's lost quite a bit of weight over the time she's been doing that. Now the others in the group are convinced that she's very ill because she lost so much weight just by using a little common sense instead of jumping on the latest fad diets....

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    The recent incident in Aurora, Colorado and now similar (thwarted) breaking news had me reading "Peace, Love, and Happy Shooting" from a "hippie shop" online merchant.

    Of course it was "Shopping."

    Good grief!! :-(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    The recent incident in Aurora, Colorado and now similar (thwarted) breaking news had me reading "Peace, Love, and Happy Shooting" from a "hippie shop" online merchant.

    Of course it was "Shopping."

    Good grief!! :-(
    Ugh, I'm sorry.

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    "Olympic news" on Yahoo! keeps featuring a very beautiful woman from Paraguay.

    Huh?

    Are they covering The Olympics or Miss Universe?

    Equal time for us ladies: Give US some eye candy too, if that's the way it's going to be.

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    Fair is fair. You tell 'em,Buttercup. And... too bad there isn't any Women's speed skating.

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    Our local news folk have some kind of hang-up with tornadoes. Perhaps it is because they are so rare around here.
    At any rate, whenever we get thunderstorms that cause serious damage, the newscasters simply must announce that it could have been be a TORNADO!!!!!!!

    Does anyone really care if it was a tornado*? Does it matter if the winds were swirling vs going horizontally when they did the damage?

    *Hurricanes are another story. My homeowner's insurance deductible is dramatically different if my house is damaged by a storm named by the NWS as opposed to an "ordinary" storm. I guess this is the insurer's way of limiting large-scale liability.

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    I'm sitting in a mobile home. Please do not talk about tornadoes!

    Hurricanes are another story. My homeowner's insurance deductible is dramatically different if my house is damaged by a storm named by the NWS as opposed to an "ordinary" storm. I guess this is the insurer's way of limiting large-scale liability.
    And if your house blows away but there's some water involved, they'll claim its a flood and you're not covered. Happened to lots of unfortunate folks in Katrina.
    Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.

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    According to my policy, flood damage is not covered, but damage due to fire caused by a flood is.

    I guess the trick is to get the stuff to burn before it gets too wet ;-)

    (Just kidding, Fazor)

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