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    Talking The REAL reason the dinos went extinct!

    http://www.bautforum.com/universe-to...ml#post1693614

    My theory [as in reply to the article]: Tainted Purina Dino Chow.

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    Fluoride meteorite hit the Earth and tainted the water. And that is why so many dinosaur teeth are found in such good condition.

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    Gary Larson explained it years ago.
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    Around that time Steve Jobs released a new pack of ferrets with G3 technology and light sensitive capes.

    I blame Steve Jobs.

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    We went back in time and ensured the dinosaurs died out so that humans could evolve.
    (anyway, the hunting was pretty fun)


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    THEY killed of the dinosaurs because they were going to spill the beans on Elvis's alleged death.

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    something something something ILLUMINATI something something NASA something.

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    They didn't really die out. It's all a scam by the government to keep us in the dark. Actually, they're all held in a pen somewhere in New Mexico.


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    I believe it's called Area 57, after all the reasons why the gub'mint can't be trusted.

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    They didn't all die out. Some evolved into a full bipedal form and developed space travel. They still come back from time to time to kidnap people.

    Link to my old post, with a link to supporting (real science, sort of) to support it.
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    They all died of heartbreak upon learning Buttercup is Buttercup no more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoons View Post
    something something something ILLUMINATI something something NASA something.
    That it exactly!!!!
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    It wasn't just Purina products, the AttaCritter chow was also tainted...

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    I'm pretty sure it comes from not using enough deodorant.

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    Nope Purina wasn't totally responsible for them dying out, it was me...I banned them as spammers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tog_ View Post
    They didn't all die out. Some evolved into a full bipedal form ... They still come back from time to time to kidnap people.
    true enough ... but it wasn't space -
    the meteor impact knocked them into another dimension -
    with an alternative Earth ...

    the whole thing was exposed by the Super Mario Brothers*


    *and like any hard-hitting expose of a giant government cover-up,
    it was released as a really bad movie ...

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    I'm pretty sure one of them used to work at Dada Records.

    Nice fellow.

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    They all died of doughnut addiction

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    AndreasJ:
    They all died of heartbreak upon learning Buttercup is Buttercup no more.
    That's sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndreasJ View Post
    They all died of heartbreak upon learning Buttercup is Buttercup no more.
    Didn't Buttercup Vader kill them, kill them all?
    So many bugs, so little time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABR. View Post
    Didn't Buttercup Vader kill them, kill them all?
    yes and now she is in hiding in fear of a reprisal, some say she goes under a new undercover name.. one which is coded with secret alien military technological advancements in ready for an imminent attack

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    Dino went extinct from too much booze and too much smoking and from hanging around with too many Las Vegas showgirls.

    Or were we talking about something else?
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    Well, I understand T-Rex simply weren't selling well anymore.

    The usual failed artist story - sex, drugs, booze, depression. Then the money ran out.

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    Let's not sugar coat the real reason; it was too much high fructose corn syrup.

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    They didn't die out, they developed invisibility. From time to time they make crop circles to tease us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jokergirl View Post
    They didn't really die out. It's all a scam by the government to keep us in the dark. Actually, they're all held in a pen somewhere in New Mexico.


    Don't laugh so hard... I've actually seen a number of conspiracy nuts who believe something along these very lines.

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    *News Flash*
    Dinos never died out, they are kittehs in disguise.
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    I get flocks of little dinosaurs in my backyard all the time.
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    *News update*
    Dinos paint their toe nails red and hide in cherry trees.



    *Have you seen them hiding in cherry trees?*
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    The disguise does work...
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