Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[chrissy]

the secret ingredient

[mahesh]

s, originally, they are

[chrissy]

family recipe's only

[toejam]

for erasing woowoowunawaywoowoowordage

[chrissy]

which over filled

[toejam]

my beer mug

[chrissy]

when i dipped

[toejam]

your hand in

[chrissy]

to get the

[ravens_cry]

rubber stamps we

[mahesh]

made, of squid

[jamestox]

suckers and octopus

[chrissy]

tentacles , bad idea

[jamestox]

on the part

[chrissy]

of using animals

[jamestox]

for the most

[mahesh]

delicious tomato chutney

[jamestox]

commercially available to

[mahesh]

extra-terrestrial woowoos, who

[BetaDust]

Fly Non-Existant Craft

[chrissy]

over our heads

[jamestox]

, attempting to buzz

[chrissy]

cut our hair

[mahesh]

to our consternation,

[ToSeek]

fury, and frustration,

[BetaDust]

Information and, aggravation,

[mahesh]

gleefully snipping threads, :D

Thank you ToSeek! we're having charming, fried green Higgs bosons, quarkily garnished, with your favourite flavours! Please join us!

[chrissy]

with special windows

[toejam]

woowoowoowoowoonderful news woowoowovers,

[chrissy]

then its gone

[toejam]

what is gone?

[Argos]

The previous thread.

[chrissy]

and the window

[toejam]

it's alive "elsewhere"

[chrissy]

yep the revenge!

[toejam]

woowoowoowoowoomen love revenge

[chrissy]

in cold blood!

[toejam]

mesdames sans merci !!!

[chrissy]

not a chance...

[mahesh]

we going green?

[BetaDust]

or yellow allready?

[chrissy]

like the hulk?

[BetaDust]

A Yellow Hulk?

[chrissy]

he's ill ok!



you beat me to it and didnt want to change it

[toejam]

you should change

[chrissy]

no i won't

[toejam]

he beat you

[chrissy]

i don't care

[toejam]

a toughie eh?

[chrissy]

thought the woowoo

[BetaDust]

people people.. This is a woowoo tread

[toejam]

and we're woowoos

[chrissy]

said the woowoos

[toejam]

woowoohoo are youwoowoo?

[chrissy]

by THE WHO!

[toejam]

The WOOWOOHOO? PERWOOWOOFECT!!

[chrissy]

live in concert

[toejam]

woowoowhere woowooas this

[chrissy]

back up band

[mahesh]

, eating all pizzas

[chrissy]

and ordering beer

[peteshimmon]

Duck! you suckers

[jamestox]

or you might

[chrissy]

ooooooooouch! that hurts

[toejam]

beermug or pizzatray?

[chrissy]

no , a DUCK!

[toejam]

were you batting?

[chrissy]

no , was bowling

[toejam]

maiden over again?

[chrissy]

got up now!

[jamestox]

Woowoos, on the

[mahesh]

pizza-run, yesterday, said

[chrissy]

pizza delivery is

[toejam]

hereby suspended for

[chrissy]

a night as

[toejam]

they were told

[chrissy]

by environmental health

[toejam]

and other spoilsports

[BetaDust]

to improve maintenance

[chrissy]

and customers health

[toejam]

to order beer

[chrissy]

and also food

[toejam]

that has no

[BetaDust]

nasty side effects

[chrissy]

or hospital trips

[BetaDust]

lasting for months

[chrissy]

on a drip

[toejam]

of Ringer's Lactate

[chrissy]

which will make

[BetaDust]

Patients jump around

[chrissy]

before they know

[BetaDust]

we will know

[chrissy]

they are better

[BetaDust]

at playing tennis

[chrissy]

than Tim Henman

[BetaDust]

shooting warpspeed tennisbals

[chrissy]

in his dreams

[BetaDust]

to other universes

[chrissy]

trying to hit

[BetaDust]

Extradimensional Beings, Driving

[toejam]

Self-propelled black holes

[mahesh]

past the Horsehead (!),

[toejam]

in Orion's belt

[chrissy]

around his waist

[toejam]

and over his

[mahesh]

Veil. Nebula in

[toejam]

wherever that is

[chrissy]

interstella cloud ofdust

[toejam]

woowoowooshing about in

[BetaDust]

Multivector Assault Mode

[chrissy]

to claim a

[toejam]

medal in the

[jamestox]

Rubber Stamp War,

[chrissy]

on ink manufacturers

[mahesh]

, quink-thinking squids, who

[toejam]

squirt waterman's best

[chrissy]

shirt ,for sundays

[toejam]

are roast-joint days

[chrissy]

and dressing in

[toejam]

the car driven

[chrissy]

by a mad

[toejam]

dog or Englishman

[chrissy]

that goes out

[BetaDust]

looking like rambo

[chrissy]

in the midday

[toejam]

sun of tropical

[chrissy]

intensity and humidity

[toejam]

and no shade

[chrissy]

for a thousand

[toejam]

paces from where

[chrissy]

the islands met!

[toejam]

forming a woowoowoonderful

[jamestox]

and intriguingly magnificent

[chrissy]

sight for anyone

[Sean Clayden]

to see that

[toejam]

had eyes for

[Sean Clayden]

something magical that

[toejam]

a fifth dimension

[Sean Clayden]

could not understand

[jamestox]

nor instruments measure,

[chrissy]

or even determine

[toejam]

whether a sixth

[chrissy]

dimention was really

[toejam]

necessary if one

[chrissy]

had more it

[toejam]

woowoowoould be seven

[chrissy]

and thats just

[toejam]

four short of

[chrissy]

a football team

[toejam]

you mean soccer?

[chrissy]

we have football

[toejam]

yes, Sheffield woowoowoowooWednesday

[chrissy]

Manchester united's better

[toejam]

woowoowhoo cares if

[chrissy]

they win every

[toejam]

game. They're Lancashire!

[chrissy]

but have great

[toejam]

big mouths and

[chrissy]

playing skills on

[sammiiee]

the football pitch

[jamestox]

and impress the

[sammiiee]

crowds of spectators

[toejam]

with their woowoowoowoowoonderful

[peteshimmon]

like watching paint

[jamestox]

game-playing performance

[chrissy]

on the pitch

[toejam]

or the tar

[chrissy]

mac outside the

[toejam]

pearly gates of

[chrissy]

the grand duchess

[toejam]

, the one that

[jamestox]

enjoys the premier

[chrissy]

of her house

[jamestox]

while drinking the

[chrissy]

champagne by the

[jamestox]

half-empty swimming

[chrissy]

and drinking too

[toejam]

too many whiskies

[jamestox]

and eventually switching

[mahesh]

to eating pizza! burp!

[jamestox]

The pizza and

[chrissy]

the entire buffet

[jamestox]

served the woowoos

[mahesh]

extra helpings of

[chrissy]

pizza and ham

[BetaDust]

and high explosives

[toejam]

for low purposes

[chrissy]

of removing walls

[toejam]

without using wrecking-balls

[chrissy]

a lot quicker

[toejam]

if nuclear bombs

[mahesh]

fizzled out. PUFF!

[chrissy]

and nice thoughts

[toejam]

woowoowoondered through your

[chrissy]

mind when resting

[toejam]

on bed of

[chrissy]

nails or screws

[toejam]

heated white-hot or

[chrissy]

just rusty and

[toejam]

dirty but still

[mahesh]

comfortable! Freshly filed!

[jamestox]

Made fresh daily,

[chrissy]

by local farriers

[toejam]

from the droppings

[chrissy]

left over from

[peteshimmon]

garlic bread ticked

[chrissy]

the cleaner off

[toejam]

the backs of

[chrissy]

chairs and the

[toejam]

dregs of the

[mahesh]

coiffe. The curls

[chrissy]

hung down loose

[peteshimmon]

scissored, rocked, papered

[chrissy]

was the game

[toejam]

of woowoo intellectuals

[chrissy]

that made choices

[mahesh]

, 'barking' at trees,

[chrissy]

ordering from menus

[jamestox]

at Barking Moonbat

[Sean Clayden]

popular resturant menu

[mahesh]

, doggybags full of

[chrissy]

yummy things and

[jamestox]

empty coffee cups,

[chrissy]

used for UFOs

[Maksutov]

photos to sell

[chrissy]

in newspapers and

[Maksutov]

sensational tabloids that

[chrissy]

cause panic in

[Maksutov]

October 1938 when

[chrissy]

it was announced

[Maksutov]

that Grovers Mill

[chrissy]

would be under

[BetaDust]

Contiunes surveillance by

[chrissy]

shop security guards

[toejam]

dressed in drag

[chrissy]

, carrying water pistols

[toejam]

stuck in their

[jamestox]

pants pockets, leaking

[chrissy]

down their legs

[toejam]

just like when

[chrissy]

water balloons pop

[Maksutov]

on the heads

[chrissy]

of passers by

[jamestox]

and the occasional

[chrissy]

shop security guards

[jamestox]

, that purchased red

[chrissy]

wigs to disguise

[peteshimmon]

another new thread

[jamestox]

unravelling from the

[peteshimmon]

silly previous thread


:)