Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Sarawak]

since cold water

[mahesh]

causes MainEngineSeizures, whence

[chrissy]

it touches pistons

[cosmocrazy]

that clatter up

[chrissy]

when the engine

[cosmocrazy]

runs out of

[chrissy]

kangeroo juice so

[mr obvious]

the aura starts

[cosmocrazy]

creating a huge

[chrissy]

smoke screen to

[mahesh]

camouflage the EternalPretence!

:naughty: :naughty:

[mahesh]

"I don't belieeeveIt!"

[mahesh]

intones the HammerHead

[chrissy]

shark who swam

[Sarawak]

away, fearing that

[cosmocrazy]

His mate, the

[chrissy]

Tiger Shark was

[Sarawak]

in serious danger

[cosmocrazy]

of losing his

[chrissy]

nerve chasing fish

[peteshimmon]

fingers round every

[chrissy]

plate with peas

[cosmocrazy]

but no chips

[chrissy]

as they're fattening

[cosmocrazy]

and greasy, but

[chrissy]

taste so good

[cosmocrazy]

with lots of

[chrissy]

salt and vinegar

[Sarawak]

but no mayonnaise

[chrissy]

as this is

[cosmocrazy]

even more fatty

[chrissy]

than anything else

[cosmocrazy]

ever imagined even

[chrissy]

more than cakes

[cosmocrazy]

but not as

[chrissy]

nice, icecream is

[cosmocrazy]

so yummy but

[chrissy]

hot chocolate fudge

[cosmocrazy]

cake is just

[chrissy]

too good alone

[cosmocrazy]

and is best

[Sarawak]

eaten with other

[cosmocrazy]

things like cream,

[chrissy]

and eaten straight

[cosmocrazy]

away whilst still

[Sarawak]

still steaming hot

[Mellow]

, yummy! Many woowoos

[mahesh]

a-slurpin' an' a-oscillatin',

[chrissy]

wanting a portion

[cosmocrazy]

with a dollop

[chrissy]

of fresh cream

[cosmocrazy]

,a dash of

[chrissy]

monkey blood and

[cosmocrazy]

fresh sheep droppings

[chrissy]

for added texture

[cosmocrazy]

,a succulent taste

[chrissy]

for any gormet

[cosmocrazy]

banquet laid on

[chrissy]

for the super

[cosmocrazy]

big alien, bearded

[chrissy]

elf and a

[cosmocrazy]

pesky bacterium midget

[chrissy]

who always taps

[cosmocrazy]

his digits on

[chrissy]

his teeth playing

[cosmocrazy]

ging gang gooly

[chrissy]

and annoying the

[cosmocrazy]

the locals, so

[chrissy]

they served A.S.B.Os

[cosmocrazy]

to all the

[chrissy]

pesky noise bags

[cosmocrazy]

shouting abuse at

[chrissy]

party goers who

[Sarawak]

drank too much

[cosmocrazy]

and ran out

[chrissy]

infront of them

[cosmocrazy]

giggling and dancing

[mugaliens]

were hit, knocking

[chrissy]

them flying like

[peteshimmon]

for Heaven's sake

[cosmocrazy]

why so clumsy?

[chrissy]

Asked his wife

[cosmocrazy]

but he didn't

[mahesh]

hear her speak,

[chrissy]

and carried on

[cosmocrazy]

knocking people and

[mahesh]

other dancers' castanets

[cosmocrazy]

about, like they

[mahesh]

batted at Lord's

[cosmocrazy]

just terrible the

[mahesh]

ball turned well,

[cosmocrazy]

into the wicket,

[chrissy]

and the umpire

[cosmocrazy]

ducked because he

[mahesh]

saw shoe (!) coming

and that too, at Lord's of all the places. and aimed at the Umpire? outrageous!

[cosmocrazy]

straight towards his

[mahesh]

side of crease,

[cosmocrazy]

which of course,

[chrissy]

he shouted "out"

[cosmocrazy]

but the crowd

[chrissy]

Boo'd and hissed

[cosmocrazy]

in total disgust

[mahesh]

at throwing OverripeBananas,

[BetaDust]

Mixed with UnderripeBananas,

[chrissy]

causing the game

[mahesh]

's slip fielders slipping,

[cosmocrazy]

like a cartoon,

[mahesh]

bananas at stumps,

[cosmocrazy]

which make silly

[Eric Vaxxine]

cricket professionals retreat

[cosmocrazy]

like fleeing, scared

[mahesh]

Tom, in Tom n JerryTM

[cosmocrazy]

the mischievous cat

[chrissy]

would try to

[mahesh]

get past Spike,

[cosmocrazy]

the savage bull

[chrissy]

dog, who knew

[cosmocrazy]

how to catch

[chrissy]

the pesky cat

[cosmocrazy]

but is friends

[chrissy]

with Jerry the

[cosmocrazy]

cheeky little mouse

[chrissy]

who wins every

[cosmocrazy]

chase most of

[chrissy]

the time, then

[cosmocrazy]

tricks Tom into

[chrissy]

something and then

[cosmocrazy]

runs off laughing

[chrissy]

it is banned

[cosmocrazy]

but misery is

[chrissy]

a good film

[cosmocrazy]

,scary things happen

[peteshimmon]

but not withstanding

[chrissy]

TV critics could

[cosmocrazy]

criticise the works

[chrissy]

of Alien woowoo

[cosmocrazy]

,woowoo being the

[chrissy]

main scare factor

[cosmocrazy]

in this story

[chrissy]

it should be

[cosmocrazy]

mentioned that any

[chrissy]

other forms aren't

[cosmocrazy]

as they seem

[chrissy]

trickery is their

[cosmocrazy]

forte, deception and

[chrissy]

fancy dress costumes

[cosmocrazy]

adorned, some outfits

[chrissy]

wouldn't go well

[cosmocrazy]

with the red

[chrissy]

glass slippers that

[cosmocrazy]

have pink dots

[chrissy]

and orange bows :sick:

[cosmocrazy]

turquoise soles and

[chrissy]

purple high heels

[cosmocrazy]

eight inches high :eek:

[chrissy]

impossible to walk

[cosmocrazy]

on water in

[chrissy]

any condition, including

[cosmocrazy]

intoxicated or omnipotent

[chrissy]

life-jackets are required

[cosmocrazy]

unless you are

[chrissy]

in shallow water

[cosmocrazy]

depending on your

[chrissy]

height, wading is

[cosmocrazy]

tricky because the

[Eric Vaxxine]

sand is quick

[chrissy]

to swallow you

[cosmocrazy]

up and spit

[chrissy]

you out later

[cosmocrazy]

like a blob

[Eric Vaxxine]

of worthless human

[chrissy]

waste ready for

[cosmocrazy]

excrement, which is

[Eric Vaxxine]

recyclable. Don't forget

[cosmocrazy]

that earthlings tend

[chrissy]

to talk about

[cosmocrazy]

complete rubbish most

[chrissy]

of the time

[cosmocrazy]

except when a

[chrissy]

adult is present

[cosmocrazy]

when it gets

[chrissy]

to the scissors

[chrissy]

and cutting paper

[cosmocrazy]

and polishing nails

[chrissy]

with hammers, so

[cosmocrazy]

putting your fingers

[chrissy]

in motral danger

[cosmocrazy]

from finger eating..

[chrissy]

doors that catch

[cosmocrazy]

mutated worm like

[chrissy]

forms and transform

[cosmocrazy]

into the most

[chrissy]

wonderful looking creature

[cosmocrazy]

beautiful beyond anything

[chrissy]

ever seen before

[cosmocrazy]

by the optical

[mahesh]

IllusionaryMasters of Universe

[cosmocrazy]

Alpha, Beta but..

[chrissy]

Omega watches are

[cosmocrazy]

water and shock

[chrissy]

resistant but expensive

[cosmocrazy]

to buy but

[mahesh]

sweet, to gift

[cosmocrazy]

the one you

[Seeka]

always wanted to

[cosmocrazy]

make your true

[Seeka]

one and only

[cosmocrazy]

soul mate forever

[Seeka]

but instead you

[cosmocrazy]

end up giving

[Seeka]

alot more than

[cosmocrazy]

you can afford,

[chrissy]

but love's free :D

[cosmocrazy]

but worth more

[chrissy]

than money can

[cosmocrazy]

buy, lust however

[Seeka]

is better than :D

[cosmocrazy]

greed, at least

[Seeka]

one could always

[cosmocrazy]

lust harmlessly after

[Seeka]

beautiful famous people

[cosmocrazy]

especially the nice

[Seeka]

down to earth

[cosmocrazy]

gals n guys

[Seeka]

with their ferrari's

[cosmocrazy]

diamonds, mansions and

[Eric Vaxxine]

environmental charitable concerns

[cosmocrazy]

PR rewards obviously

[Eric Vaxxine]

generating column inches

[cosmocrazy]

which elevate superstars

[chrissy]

to high rating

[cosmocrazy]

tabloid fodder. Lois

[Seeka]

Superman and Batman

[cosmocrazy]

,Spider-man and Iron-man

[Seeka]

all met for

[cosmocrazy]

a picnic at

[Seeka]

the south pole

[cosmocrazy]

brrrr....cold, but

[Seeka]

they tee'd off

[cosmocrazy]

on hole No1

[Mellow]

of their most

[Seeka]

challenging life trials

[cosmocrazy]

a gruelling course

[Seeka]

of birdie's and

[cosmocrazy]

eagles, but mostly

[Seeka]

hole in ones!

(or should that be holes in one?)

[mahesh]

And birdie poopies!

[chrissy]

were cleaned off

[Seeka]

batmans golf clubs

[Joe Boy]

giving ROBIN a