Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Eric Vaxxine]

grilled rather than

[Maksutov]

when Welsh gourmands

[chrissy]

attempt to do

[Eric Vaxxine]

steamed Kurdish dinners

[chrissy]

hit myria-phi then

[Eric Vaxxine]

followed with traditional

[Maksutov]

side dishes that


hit myria-phi then19 to go

[chrissy]

and counting down

[Eric Vaxxine]

trying to stomach

[Maksutov]

the eggplant that

[Eric Vaxxine]

is destined to

[chrissy]

repeat itself time

[Maksutov]

and again when

[chrissy]

your laid up

[Maksutov]

on the lam

[chrissy]

wanting the pain

[Maksutov]

to go away

[chrissy]

hitting myria-phi zone

[Eric Vaxxine]

that the locals

[chrissy]

watch in awe

[Maksutov]

when he's back

[chrissy]

but is it

[Eric Vaxxine]

so busy thinking

[chrissy]

how can I

[Maksutov]

not help but

[chrissy]

something inside said

[Maksutov]

"trust your instincts"

[Eric Vaxxine]

' and think about' ...

[chrissy]

options before you

[Maksutov]

take the plunge

[Eric Vaxxine]

jumping into collusion

[chrissy]

or conclusions for

[Maksutov]

eggplant recipes that

[Fledermaus]

are still nasty

[chrissy]

when cooked, but

[Maksutov]

delicious in salads

[Fledermaus]

for slugs to

[chrissy]

dine on nightly

[Maksutov]

with some salt

[chrissy]

to end the

[Maksutov]

slugs' misery by

[chrissy]

drying them out

[Maksutov]

one by one

[mugaliens]

until none remain.

[chrissy]

these pests are

[Maksutov]

like little rodents

[chrissy]

eating everything in

[Maksutov]

sight, making a

[mahesh]

salad days' slugfest,

[mugaliens]

fodder for us.

[chrissy]

They like to

[Maksutov]

invade summer camps

[chrissy]

and leave trails

[Maksutov]

of slime on

[chrissy]

sleeping bags and

[Eric Vaxxine]

cooking utensils which

[chrissy]

annoy the campers

[peteshimmon]

Problem we have

[chrissy]

is they are

[Maksutov]

hard to get

[chrissy]

away from, but

[Maksutov]

the correct tactics

[chrissy]

will help beat

[Maksutov]

the various vermin

[chrissy]

into submission and

[Maksutov]

exterminates them all

[chrissy]

leaving no trace

[Maksutov]

of slime or

[chrissy]

the pests, this

[Maksutov]

cleaned everything completely

[mahesh]

. Matisse's Snail arrived.

eventually!

the mother of all painted snails!

[chrissy]

the only cure

[mugaliens]

aside from bashing

[chrissy]

it with a

[Maksutov]

slab of shale

[chrissy]

or wet noodles

[Maksutov]

to be used

[chrissy]

and precautionery measures

[Maksutov]

with other pastas

[mahesh]

showered with parmersan,

[mugaliens]

is bashing it

[peteshimmon]

Tweet Tweet Tweet!

[chrissy]

said the thrush

[Maksutov]

looking for a

[chrissy]

bigger rock to

[Maksutov]

hide behind, since

[mahesh]

the worm turns,

[chrissy]

and things change

[Maksutov]

as time goes

[chrissy]

by, then when

[Maksutov]

Ilsa told Rick

[chrissy]

not to pick

[mahesh]

shh...i don't want to interrupt........

[chrissy]

*mahesh are you ok? mahesh? mahesh?*

on the paint

[Maksutov]

where it ain't

[chrissy]

needing peeling off

[Maksutov]

using abrasive methods

[chrissy]

just makes it

[Maksutov]

easier to remove

[chrissy]

and saves your

[Maksutov]

best for later

[chrissy]

when going out

[Maksutov]

on the town

[mugaliens]

with rough toads

[chrissy]

avoiding fights and

[Maksutov]

toasting each other

[chrissy]

for refraining from

[Maksutov]

adopting woowoo ideas

[chrissy]

and changing the

[mahesh]

diapers. On launchpad,

[mugaliens]

light the toads

[chrissy]

when take off

[mugaliens]

extinguish flaming Bufonidae

[chrissy]

Before More Damage

[mahesh]

, Ribbit, Ribbit and Ribbit,
distinguished attorneys in Amphibia

[mugaliens]

BAM! One dead

[chrissy]

said Elmer Fudd

[mahesh]

. Mr Wabbit, thereupon,

[Gemini]

fired his ICBM's

[chrissy]

loaded with carrots

[mugaliens]

interspersed with shrapnel

[mfumbesi]

started shooting indiscriminantly

[Gemini]

at Elmer Fudd

[chrissy]

you scwuwee wabbit

[mahesh]

, huffed Elmer Fudd!

[mugaliens]

shooting his foot

[chrissy]

at close range

[Gemini]

with a high powered

[Mellow]

(4 words there...... tsk tsk)

rifle. No one

[chrissy]

help, because they

[Mellow]

all heard that

[chrissy]

there was free

[Gemini]

donuts for everyone

[chrissy]

from an unknown

[Gemini]

alien energy source

[chrissy]

beemed in and

[Gemini]

destroyed the universe

[chrissy]

except for one

[mugaliens]

guy who shot

[chrissy]

to fame when

[mugaliens]

his gun jammed

[chrissy]

into the doorway

[Mellow]

leaving just enough

[chrissy]

room to escape

[Mellow]

the evil clutches

[chrissy]

of the hooded

[Mellow]

Claw! Wait that's

[Joe Boy]

not the Claw

[chrissy]

thats Penelope Pitstop

[Mellow]

shouted Peter Perfect.

[chrissy]

Dusting off mud

[Mellow]

from his tinfoil

[chrissy]

helmet and cape

[Mellow]

he surveyed the

[chrissy]

skies to see

[Mellow]

the remains of

[chrissy]

The Day Fading

[Mellow]

into the East...

[chrissy]

where the sun

[mugaliens]

gun fired into

[chrissy]

a plate glass

[Eric Vaxxine]

reflective window, causing

[chrissy]

shards of glass

[mahesh]

and ShardO'Neigh everywhere;

[chrissy]

making a mess

[mahesh]

, no poop-scooper or

[chrissy]

dust pan and

[mahesh]

brush were enough

[Eric Vaxxine]

to clean. However...

[chrissy]

a large Dyson

[mahesh]

plus a pizza,

[chrissy]

thats made weekly

[Mellow]

by a chap

[chrissy]

in a yellow

[Eric Vaxxine]

frock, complete with

[chrissy]

bonnet and stockings

[Eric Vaxxine]

high heels and

[chrissy]

a leather mask

[mahesh]

, delivered to reception,

[chrissy]

in twenty minutes

[mugaliens]

or your stockings

[mahesh]

covered in roumalade!

[chrissy]

and a free

[Mellow]

Diet Coke. Botswana

[mugaliens]

natives winnowed grain

[chrissy]

to sell on

[sabianq]

eBay. However, that

[chrissy]

was just the

[Mellow]

start of a

[chrissy]

pandemic, causing people

[mahesh]

much hilarity. Following

[chrissy]

a conga dance

[mugaliens]

they plunged into

[mahesh]

the cheese vats,

[chrissy]

then ran naked

[Eric Vaxxine]

into town. This

[chrissy]

was a tradition

[Fadingstar]

that followed from

[chrissy]

the neanderthols when

[Eric Vaxxine]

overgarments were considered

[chrissy]

no good for

[Eric Vaxxine]

running. Nakedness undoubtedly

[chrissy]

gives a freedom

[Eric Vaxxine]

worth watching, because

[mahesh]

on rainy days,

[chrissy]

bathing was done

[Eric Vaxxine]

under rainfall. When

[chrissy]

the sun is

[Eric Vaxxine]

eclipsed, legend says

[chrissy]

clothes should be

[mahesh]

worn, inside out;

[Eric Vaxxine]

or outside in...

[mahesh]

...dependent on totality,

[Eric Vaxxine]

absolutely, Mahesh. I

[mahesh]

prefer freshly laundered

[chrissy]

shoes to be

[Mellow]

made from tinfoil

[chrissy]

and a hat

[Mellow]

for good measure.

[mahesh]

Only then, does

[chrissy]

the mind feel

[Mellow]

that birthday thrill

[chrissy]

until the age

[Eric Vaxxine]

of my sole

[chrissy]

is shown by

[Eric Vaxxine]

the dancing feet

[chrissy]

were stopped by

[Eric Vaxxine]

Pop Policemen wearing

[mahesh]

monocles. They thought

[chrissy]

it was not

[mahesh]

foggy, but really

[chrissy]

it was pea-soup

[Joe Boy]

so I reluctantly

[chrissy]

stayed inside and

[mahesh]

polished-off the soup

[chrissy]

with fresh rolls

[mahesh]

in the hay,

[chrissy]

regular excercise for

[Joe Boy]

naughty girls that

[Mellow]

channeled xenu messages

[chrissy]

via the mobile

[Eric Vaxxine]

unconcerned that maybe

[chrissy]

they'll be intercepted

[mahesh]

by CustardPies InFace,

[chrissy]

like BUGSY MALONE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA_0cvd1EUM)

[mahesh]

yah....and ....REALLY, YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

[Mellow]

But fortunately NASA

[mahesh]

Usain Bolted and

[chrissy]

scored a century

[mahesh]

ha! you are a scream....:lol:

, ate Chrissy's pizza,