Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Fadingstar]

as something more

[BetaDust]

capable of warpspeed

[mike alexander]

than a truck

[peteshimmon]

with cab deflectors

[Fadingstar]

and fluffy dice

[chrissy]

on the mirror

[Maksutov]

and shag carpeting

[chrissy]

in the footwell

[peteshimmon]

perfectly vacuumed silly

[chrissy]

hand held cleaners

[Maksutov]

eliminated the stains

[chrissy]

left behind from

[Maksutov]

activities that resulted

[chrissy]

in spilling drinks

[Maksutov]

on the dashboard

[chrissy]

from the take-away

[Maksutov]

where the UFO

[chrissy]

reflected on the

[Maksutov]

windscreen of the

[Eric Vaxxine]

Mustang. Everyone agrees

[chrissy]

it was a

[Eric Vaxxine]

genuine alien craft

[Maksutov]

that landed on

[chrissy]

the dash and

[Eric Vaxxine]

communicated via telepathy

[jamestox]

to the gathered

[mahesh]

thronging WooWooMasters. Happily

[peteshimmon]

everafter lived everyone!

[chrissy]

in their minds

[Maksutov]

uncorrupted by facts

[chrissy]

there was doubt

[Fadingstar]

that it was

[chrissy]

real or not

[Fadingstar]

due to the

[Fledermaus]

experiments a girl

[chrissy]

with blue hair

[mugaliens]

and big...

(er)

ears.

[chrissy]

and a strange

[mugaliens]

accent that I

[chrissy]

couldn't understand at

[Fadingstar]

all while she

[chrissy]

spoke in to

[Fledermaus]

her big lug

[chrissy]

like a microphone

[Maksutov]

plugged into a

[peteshimmon]

public address system

[Maksutov]

where acronyms were

[chrissy]

given out verbally

[Maksutov]

and Shimmon tries

[chrissy]

to add names

[Maksutov]

and guesses what

[chrissy]

we are talking

[Maksutov]

about concerning using

[chrissy]

simple sentences from

[Maksutov]

very long acronyms

[chrissy]

to distract us

[Maksutov]

from realising he's

[chrissy]

trying to get

[Maksutov]

away with words

[chrissy]

but fails miserably

[Maksutov]

while providing material

[Sean Clayden]

for Maksotov's gratification

[mugaliens]

and sizeable ego

[chrissy]

that T-rex needed

[Sean Clayden]

A Little Loving

[chrissy]

and understanding from

[Sean Clayden]

a loving man

[chrissy]

or a woman

[Sean Clayden]

to create a

[chrissy]

happy level of

[Maksutov]

dinosaurian bliss that

[chrissy]

nobody can deny

[Eric Vaxxine]

any archaeologist requires

[chrissy]

correct tools for

[Fledermaus]

ratteling old bones

[chrissy]

out of soil

[peteshimmon]

with energetic Tony

[chrissy]

Robinson's Time Team

[Maksutov]

scoring Brownie points

[chrissy]

from their trenches

[Fledermaus]

but french trenches

[chrissy]

are in france?

[Maksutov]

firmly entrenched there

[Fledermaus]

sadly with millions

[Maksutov]

of Jerry Lewis

[chrissy]

songs are forgotten

[Maksutov]

while Elvis still

[Fledermaus]

keeps returning, like

[chrissy]

the other day

[Maksutov]

when a stain

[mike alexander]

from fried bologna

[Maksutov]

resembled a Tupelo

[Fadingstar]

leaf shaped like

[chrissy]

some bread and

[mugaliens]

pudding that I

[Fledermaus]

was guilty of

[mahesh]

not eating, suddenly

[mugaliens]

the tupelo bloomed

[peteshimmon]

Drink, Drink, Drink

[Maksutov]

The Studentshimmon Prince

[chrissy]

stood on the

[Fadingstar]

top battlement looking

[chrissy]

down , nearly passing

[Fadingstar]

out as the

[chrissy]

height was making

[Fledermaus]

them so dizzy

[chrissy]

they nearly fell

[peteshimmon]

To eyes that

[chrissy]

were watching them,

[Maksutov]

plummet to the

[chrissy]

ground , quite rapidly

[Maksutov]

falling and screaming

[Fadingstar]

until the parachute

[Maksutov]

failed to open

[mahesh]

, landing on TomatoMozzarellaSupreme!

[chrissy]

he woke up

[Fadingstar]

covered in ketchup

[Maksutov]

rolling out of

[Fadingstar]

a crusty bap

[Maksutov]

through the window

[chrissy]

and dripping on

[Maksutov]

the hungry cats

[chrissy]

who ate it

[Fadingstar]

with relish and

[Maksutov]

gusto, meowing when

[Fadingstar]

there was none

[Fledermaus]

there to feed

[Fadingstar]

the arriving elephants

[Fledermaus]

who were starveing

[peteshimmon]

their silly trunks

[chrissy]

waving around sniffing

[Fadingstar]

looking for that

[chrissy]

peanut thats hidden

[Fadingstar]

far away beyond

[chrissy]

the realms of

[Fadingstar]

this planet and

[peteshimmon]

explains uncomfortable mattresses

[chrissy]

that are broken

[Maksutov]

by sensitive princesses

[chrissy]

with peas under

[Maksutov]

her many mattresses

[Fledermaus]

stacked so high

[chrissy]

her nose rubbed

[Maksutov]

the bed's canopy

[peteshimmon]

ladders were needed

[chrissy]

to climb up

[Fadingstar]

with her breakfast

[chrissy]

on a tray

[Fledermaus]

balanceing and climbing

[chrissy]

to the top

[Fadingstar]

where clouds were

[chrissy]

thin and the

[Maksutov]

blue sky seemed

[chrissy]

so beautiful that

[Maksutov]

one could touch

[chrissy]

it and swim

[Maksutov]

through the UFOs

[chrissy]

that dangled down

[Maksutov]

from strings that

[Fadingstar]

were pinned to

[chrissy]

the ceilings of

[Fadingstar]

all the rooms

[chrissy]

moving as the

[Fledermaus]

air tickled them

[chrissy]

and made them

[Maksutov]

sway back and

[chrissy]

forth like leaves

[Fadingstar]

in a hurricane

[chrissy]

lifting trees out

[Fadingstar]

and flinging them

[chrissy]

in recycle bins

[Fadingstar]

which upset the

[Maksutov]

the mulch producers

[chrissy]

and town councils

[Maksutov]

whose ordinances were

[chrissy]

to charge anyone

[Fadingstar]

caught with trees

[chrissy]

in recycle bins

[Fadingstar]

with the lid

[chrissy]

opened up and

[Maksutov]

living in them

[mahesh]

ha ha....gee, you guys are funny....keep it rolling...

[chrissy]

causing over crowding

[Fadingstar]

on a global

[Fledermaus]

size that shocked

[sammiiee]

everyone apart from

[Fledermaus]

the woowoo's cousins

[chrissy]

and fadingstar who

[Fledermaus]

cant be suprised!

[Eric Vaxxine]

However, his sister...

[Fledermaus]

Dimstar is easily

hope he hasn't got one!

[Eric Vaxxine]

visible, rising brightly

[Fledermaus]

above her brother

[Eric Vaxxine]

who always said...'

[Fledermaus]

'No woman will...

[Eric Vaxxine]

manhandle emotion, prefering

[Fledermaus]

to manhandle man!

[Eric Vaxxine]

But periodically they

[Fledermaus]

are gentle to

[chrissy]

everyone , when the

[mugaliens]

spirit is willing.

[chrissy]

But that can

[Maksutov]

have an effect

[Fadingstar]

Dimstar!!!!

on tidal forces

[chrissy]

but surfing is

[Fadingstar]

dangerous without a

[Fledermaus]

a DIMSTAR to

[chrissy]

use as a

[Maksutov]

surf bored, dude

[chrissy]

and ride the

[Fledermaus]

waves and bottles

[chrissy]

floating around, knocking

[jamestox]

the fishes senseless

[chrissy]

and easy to

[jamestox]

cook for chips

Hi, Chrissy!

[chrissy]

fresh from the


Hi James , how are you ? and were the devil have you been? missed you.

[jamestox]

hot, boiling, seasoned



Better, now that the semester's over. Got an A in sociology, but had to work for it! How's the knee? Recovering quickly, I hope!

[Maksutov]

vegetable oil that

[jamestox]

Fadingstar used for

[Maksutov]

his kitchen accident

[jamestox]

with the 120HP

[chrissy]

break engine he


congrats on the grade, I knew you could do it.

[Fledermaus]

thought he could

[chrissy]

trick others into

[mahesh]

eventually eating pizzas!

yeah, congrats jamestox, good going, buddy

[Fadingstar]

This meant that

[mugaliens]

the 120HP engine

[jamestox]

and blender attachment

[chrissy]

would puree quicker

[Maksutov]

but not chop

[Fadingstar]

as chunky bits

[Maksutov]

of star stuff

[mugaliens]

flew from its

[Maksutov]

collapsing core where

[chrissy]

a little guy

[Fadingstar]

was pedalling fast

[chrissy]

and talking to

[Maksutov]

himself, since none

[chrissy]

of his pals

[Maksutov]

(both of them)

[chrissy]

were real, so

[Maksutov]

these figments of

[chrissy]

his imagination were

[Maksutov]

chatting away, while

[chrissy]

he was ignored

[Fadingstar]

by his own

[Maksutov]

mind, while riding

[chrissy]

in the rain

[Maksutov]

on his pedal-bike

7808

[chrissy]

lightening struck him