Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[FarmMarsNow]

to mind but

[Buttercup]

snapping alligators attacked

[FarmMarsNow]

the vacuum and

[Frog march]

smite it for

[Eric Vaxxine]

tourists. My personal

[Buttercup]

assistant fell down

[Eric Vaxxine]

upon hearing voices

[Buttercup]

coming from outer

[Eric Vaxxine]

the photocopier. Amazingly

[Sarawak]

this convoluted story

[Frog march]

of man's exploration

[Sarawak]

of cloud cuckoo

[Frog march]

land went on

[Sarawak]

unimpeded by the

[Eric Vaxxine]

cirrus climate squad.

[FarmMarsNow]

Only three words

[Eric Vaxxine]

are the rules,

[FarmMarsNow]

so don't try

[Frog march]

and post fourword.

[Sarawak]

Becauseifyouignoretherule, youwillincur aseverepenalty.

[FarmMarsNow]

A new beginning

[Sarawak]

with strict conformance

[Mellow]

to the system

[FarmMarsNow]

and our mothers

[Sarawak]

who fought at

[Eric Vaxxine]

great loss, endure.

[Sarawak]

That which cannot

[Eric Vaxxine]

be explained rationally

[FarmMarsNow]

(explained to rats)

[Mellow]

must therefore be

[FarmMarsNow]

inexplicable to rats

[Sarawak]

but not necessarily

[FarmMarsNow]

of interest to

[Mellow]

non rodent commentators.

[Sarawak]

However, the latter

[FarmMarsNow]

will listen to

[Sarawak]

those who prove

[Eric Vaxxine]

ratatouille's tasty. Recently

[Sarawak]

confusion over the

[Eric Vaxxine]

European treaty ratification

[Sarawak]

for ferret taxation

[Eric Vaxxine]

failed. Despite this

[Sarawak]

setback, continued attempts

[Eric Vaxxine]

will require enormous

[Sarawak]

consumption of turnips

[Eric Vaxxine]

and Bordeaux Claret

[Sarawak]

, which go well

[Eric Vaxxine]

together at supper

[Sarawak]

when receiving visitors

[Gemini]

from outer space.

[Sarawak]

But if these

[emmylou]

things really love

[Sarawak]

the taste of

[Mellow]

HUMAN FLESH, then

[Sarawak]

wear heavy clothing

[Eric Vaxxine]

always. Remember to

[Sarawak]

stay on topic

[Eric Vaxxine]

despite the risks.

[Sarawak]

The penalty for

[Mellow]

veering off topic

[Sarawak]

is the same

[Eric Vaxxine]

for everyone except

[nosbig5]

untasty bipeds who

[jfribrg]

call themselves moderators.

[nosbig5]

This uncalled for

[Sarawak]

revelation of poor

[Mellow]

tasting moderators will

[Sarawak]

result in bannings

[Eric Vaxxine]

virtually certain to

[Sarawak]

be upheld, since

[nosbig5]

nobody will eat

[Eric Vaxxine]

themselves willingly, furthermore...

[Sarawak]

autosarcophagy may violate

[nosbig5]

the three laws

[jfribrg]

of pseudodynamics, and

[Sarawak]

that is best

[Mellow]

left at that.

[Sarawak]

But unless the

[Eric Vaxxine]

truth is unbelievable

[Sarawak]

, nobody will believe

[Eric Vaxxine]

anything. I believe

[Sarawak]

only in things

[Eric Vaxxine]

the others reject

[Sarawak]

as too fantastic

[Eric Vaxxine]

like, for instance:

[jfribrg]

ummm, uh, well.....

[Eric Vaxxine]

invisible aliens co-exist

[Sarawak]

with pink unicorns

[Eric Vaxxine]

next door. Neighbours

[Sarawak]

failed to notice

[Eric Vaxxine]

anything unusual except

[Sarawak]

the strangely large

[Eric Vaxxine]

visitors, dressed as

[Sarawak]

child-molesting ferrets

[Inclusa]

which were plump like wolverine

[Eric Vaxxine]

muttering jfribrg..jfribrg.....

[jfribrg]

at your service!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Everyone failed noticing

[Sarawak]

, but passed "realising"

[Eric Vaxxine]

every day. Perhaps

[Sarawak]

they can repeat

[Eric Vaxxine]

but they cannot