Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[chrissy]

which cause confusion

[Maksutov]

among the people

[chrissy]

with less intelligence

[mahesh]

. Woowoo Masters, meanwhile,

[chrissy]

had a higher

[Maksutov]

score on the

[chrissy]

join the dots

[Maksutov]

test for genius

[chrissy]

minds of the

[Maksutov]

woowoo kind that

[chrissy]

hid in dark

[peteshimmon]

bags with unzipped

[chrissy]

trousers so breathing

[jamestox]

heavily on the

[chrissy]

floor would be

[Eric Vaxxine]

enough to confuse

[chrissy]

a vigilant passer-by

[EndeavorRX7]

called Sherlock Holmes

[chrissy]

and his faithful

[peteshimmon]

Baker Street creepers

[chrissy]

into thinking it

[Sean Clayden]

the hound of baskervilles

[mahesh]

was puppy, really.

[peteshimmon]

Sunshine, Lollypops and

[chrissy]

candy canes were

[Sean Clayden]

Willy Wonkas dreams

[chrissy]

until the takeover

[Eric Vaxxine]

brings sweet success

[chrissy]

in the business

[Fledermaus]

until tooth ache

[chrissy]

set in and

[Fledermaus]

everyone was sick

[chrissy]

from eating sweeties

[Fledermaus]

All day and

[chrissy]

all night long

[Fledermaus]

Until a new fad

[chrissy]

came along and

[FriedPhoton]

crystallized their brains

[chrissy]

so they turned

[Fledermaus]

into a crystal company

[chrissy]

the envy of

[Fledermaus]

all the woowoos

[chrissy]

in the world

[FriedPhoton]

with very large

[chrissy]

eyes and swollen

[mahesh]

chocolate bunnies. Inadvertently,

[chrissy]

causes enough methane

[Fledermaus]

to start small

[chrissy]

factory and heat

[Fledermaus]

Europe for more

[chrissy]

than 100 years

[Fledermaus]

and a day

[chrissy]

, the gas was

[Fledermaus]

simple to contain,

[chrissy]

and highly flammable

[Fledermaus]

just like BBQ's

[chrissy]

when gel is

[Fledermaus]

given to fadingstar!

[chrissy]

and sets everything

[Fledermaus]

alight, food, people

[chrissy]

bats and fairies

[Fledermaus]

making chrissy crisps

[chrissy]

, flutter mouse steaks

[Fledermaus]

Frizzled fairy fries

[chrissy]

and a hot

[Maksutov]

tamale that burns

[chrissy]

your throat before

[peteshimmon]

requiring silly icecubes

[chrissy]

to cool it

[FriedPhoton]

so it superconducts

[BetaDust]

all types of

[chrissy]

solid materials and

[FriedPhoton]

is quite energetic

[Fledermaus]

when absorbed correctly

[chrissy]

and the right

[mahesh]

ingredients accompany. Besides

[chrissy]

that the main

[jamestox]

ingredient is guaranteed

[chrissy]

to taste good

[Fledermaus]

make your mouth

[Maksutov]

water and your

[Fledermaus]

eyes role around

[chrissy]

in your head

[Fledermaus]

Then you want

[mahesh]

a whooooole pizza,

[Fledermaus]

Yes! and alsooo

[peteshimmon]

flowers and cider

[Fledermaus]

and excellent company

[chrissy]

then the party

[peteshimmon]

gets rowdy, silly

[Fledermaus]

drinking games are

[chrissy]

played and everyone

[Fledermaus]

punishes their liver

[chrissy]

to the max

[peteshimmon]

and Blue Meanies

[chrissy]

sneak in and

[Fledermaus]

the scene gets

[BetaDust]

way to hot

[Fledermaus]

to handle for

[chrissy]

those with weak

[BetaDust]

ablative thermal protection

[chrissy]

and had no

[Maksutov]

repair kit available

[chrissy]

to fix it

[mahesh]

. Only pasta worked,

[Fledermaus]

mixed with a

[chrissy]

cocktail of bolognaise

[Eric Vaxxine]

and wine, forgetting

[chrissy]

to add herbs

[mahesh]

'thyme'-less Bolognese, prosciutto-ed, prosecuted, not.

few years ago, reviewing my fractured ankle, doc, said softly, something about my injury 'baloney'. i kept insisting it was true how it happened. she meant 'below knee'....:doh: we both had an oink

[jamestox]

but pursued nonetheless!

[chrissy]

The chase was

[Fledermaus]

only just starting!

[chrissy]

woowoos running everywhere

[Fledermaus]

pasta flying around

[chrissy]

and people slipping

[Maksutov]

on alien ectoplasm

[chrissy]

it looked bad

[Maksutov]

when the green

[chrissy]

stuff was everywhere

[Maksutov]

dripping off the

[chrissy]

walls and chairs

[Maksutov]

while specimens were

[chrissy]

taken and sent

[peteshimmon]

for silly analysis.

[Fledermaus]

By the mad

[chrissy]

professor and his

[Maksutov]

assistant Eeyore who

[chrissy]

loved bouncing around

[Maksutov]

and seeing Pooh

[chrissy]

eating honey and

[Maksutov]

criticising Christopher Robin

[Sean Clayden]

Didn't Tigger Bounce ?

[peteshimmon]

dead cat wise?

[chrissy]

were the questions

[BetaDust]

asked to Tigger

[Fledermaus]

not to Piglet,

[jamestox]

nor the rabbit -

[chrissy]

or to roo!

[jamestox]

over the horizon

[chrissy]

came a shadow

[mahesh]

, EeyoreShadow, light blue,

[chrissy]

and donkey shaped

[Fledermaus]

Yeay! they all

[chrissy]

were scared of

[Maksutov]

Tigger, who always

[Fledermaus]

bounced in out

[chrissy]

of nowhere and

[Maksutov]

upset Pooh by

[chrissy]

the scary faces

[Maksutov]

in illustrations that

[chrissy]

were so vivid

[mahesh]

, making Pooh shriek,

[chrissy]

and drop his

[Maksutov]

pot of honey

[chrissy]

and legged it

[Eric Vaxxine]

hurriedly. A gremlin

[Maksutov]

made by AMC (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AMC_Gremlin)

[Eric Vaxxine]

and distributed by

[chrissy]

the paper boys

[Eric Vaxxine]

from Manchester, caused

[Maksutov]

a stadium riot

[Eric Vaxxine]

tame, compared to

[chrissy]

when they entered

[Eric Vaxxine]

the local pub

[Maksutov]

and someone boasted

[Eric Vaxxine]

having superpowers, causing

[chrissy]

things to turn

[Maksutov]

into kryptonite when

[Eric Vaxxine]

'Last Orders' ....rang

[chrissy]

knocking some people

[Eric Vaxxine]

over. Why is

[chrissy]

that stuff like

[Eric Vaxxine]

history so important?

[chrissy]

maybe one day

[Eric Vaxxine]

I will know.

[mahesh]

AlZebra, The Gnu,

[chrissy]

head of the

[mahesh]

SereneGetty Museum, said

[Sean Clayden]

Lion is king

[chrissy]

and no-one can

[mahesh]

chrissy, did you mean 'gnu-one'?? sorry to interrupt.....

[chrissy]

take that away

[Maksutov]

from me because

[chrissy]

I rock , said

[Maksutov]

Fred Flintstone, who

[chrissy]

just won his

[Maksutov]

Saturday night bowling

[chrissy]

and Barney is

[Maksutov]

telling Bamm-Bamm that

[Fadingstar]

hitting him with

[Fledermaus]

Dino is not

[BetaDust]

supplying him with

[Sean Clayden]

Bedrock steak feast

[chrissy]

they had ordered

[Maksutov]

from the local

[chrissy]

butchers shop and

[Maksutov]

roasted until it

[chrissy]

was burned to

[Fledermaus]

resemble a Fadingstar

[Fadingstar]

that was burnt

[Fledermaus]

by Chrissy the

[BetaDust]

queen of Fledermauses

[Fadingstar]

who thought that

[mahesh]

NoGnus is GoodGnus,

[peteshimmon]

The gasman came

[chrissy]

queen of Fledermauses

thanks :)


to read the

[BetaDust]

any time, Your Royal Highness :)

combat update memo

[chrissy]

thats been amended

no need to bow that low ;)

[Fledermaus]

By another Bat!

[chrissy]

translated into beeps (batfink)

[Maksutov]

acting like radar

[Fledermaus]

and decoded by

[chrissy]

Dan Brown on

[Fledermaus]

his enigma machine

[chrissy]

that helped WWII

[Maksutov]

English intelligence break

[chrissy]

the codes and

[Maksutov]

the Führer's face

[chrissy]

was like a

[Maksutov]

Spike Jones song

[peteshimmon]

Silly April Showers

[chrissy]

that lasts forever

[Fledermaus]

and isn't forgotten

[chrissy]

in a hurry

[Maksutov]

to get to

[mike alexander]

where we started

[chrissy]

a shelter from

[Fledermaus]

the acid rain

[chrissy]

that fell down

[Fledermaus]

melting everyones ears

[peteshimmon]

all silly cleavages

[chrissy]

were laughed at

[Eric Vaxxine]

being doubly funny

[chrissy]

crushed together and

[Eric Vaxxine]

left hanging. Most

[chrissy]

rain fall would

[Maksutov]

slowly drip off

[Eric Vaxxine]

the roof, but

[Fledermaus]

this gloops down

[Eric Vaxxine]

so loudly that

[Fledermaus]

we cringe and

[chrissy]

some miss the

[Eric Vaxxine]

point. Precipitation is

[chrissy]

usually a good

[Eric Vaxxine]

thing, but recently

[chrissy]

it has gone

[BetaDust]

down the drain

[Fadingstar]

to be lost

[BetaDust]

and instantly return