Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Noclevername]

then miracles occur,

[Mellow]

as they do.

[jfribrg]

Quantum tinfoil hats

[PhysicsJM32]

reflect many

[emmylou]

were on sale

[FarmMarsNow]

for 3.99 plus

[Frog march]

a free cat

[Mellow]

, great value since

[FarmMarsNow]

cats predict earthquakes.

[Noclevername]

Except on Tuesdays,

[Paul Beardsley]

Wednesdays, Thursdays and

[Noclevername]

every other Sunday

[Frog march]

, and bank holidays

[Mellow]

in leap years.

[Paul Beardsley]

Somehow, despite this,

[FarmMarsNow]

bank holidays continue

[Paul Beardsley]

to undergo constant

[jfribrg]

monetary temperature fluctuations

[emmylou]

because the volcanoes

[jfribrg]

must be appeased

[Noclevername]

by throwing in

[Paul Beardsley]

the Banana Nebula

[Noclevername]

(it barely fits)

[Mellow]

and waiting for

[Noclevername]

the flowing lava

[FarmMarsNow]

high in potassium

[Frog march]

to clear sinus

[jfribrg]

snorting virgins from

[emmylou]

the galaxy at

[Noclevername]

large. Meanwhile, back

[Mellow]

on the pad

[Paul Beardsley]

the Atlas waited.

[Mellow]

Not man rated,

[emmylou]

but women rated

[FarmMarsNow]

television shows that

[Paul Beardsley]

get cancelled midseason

[Noclevername]

despite their popularity

[PhysicsJM32]

with physicists

[Eric Vaxxine]

ratings. Never forget

[jfribrg]

how insanely stupid

[Eric Vaxxine]

incredibly dull and

[FarmMarsNow]

paranoid are skunks

[Frog march]

(aka TV executives)

[Noclevername]

with "original" movies

[Mellow]

you wouldn't watch

[Noclevername]

on a dare

[Paul Beardsley]

with a bargepole

[Mellow]

covered in.... stuff.

[Noclevername]

"Stuff", you ask?

[Paul Beardsley]

No I don't!

[FarmMarsNow]

As I said,

[Frog march]

ten minutes ago,

[Noclevername]

cats predict earthquakes

[Sarawak]

but often fail

[Frog march]

to find mice

[Paul Beardsley]

or ergonomic keyboards

[Noclevername]

made for paws

[Sarawak]

with retractable claws

[Noclevername]

(hey, that rhymes)

[Eric Vaxxine]

sublime pause................! Perhaps


(did you see what I did? I used two rhymes....maybe I should go back
on to the pills......?)

[emmylou]

you guys make

[Eric Vaxxine]

no females swoon

[Paul Beardsley]

at all. Really.

[Noclevername]

Except that one

[Paul Beardsley]

who doesn't count.

[Eric Vaxxine]

I wish for

[Paul Beardsley]

world peace and

[jfribrg]

quixotic manifestations of

[Noclevername]

unicorns and dragons

[Frog march]

in the backyard.

[jfribrg]

I also yearn

[Paul Beardsley]

for that past

[Frog march]

when everything was

[Paul Beardsley]

full of potential

[Noclevername]

, college. Dorm parties

[starcanuck64]

free bikini waxings

[FarmMarsNow]

and wax museums

[Noclevername]

that we visited

[Frog march]

so long ago.

[Noclevername]

I never graduated

[Frog march]

from fruit selfdefence

[Paul Beardsley]

or jester montage

[Frog march]

where the fruit

[Paul Beardsley]

doesn't include cherries

[FarmMarsNow]

fruits so small

[Noclevername]

they get lost

[Paul Beardsley]

on the trees

[emmylou]

with the big

[FarmMarsNow]

elephant powered elevators

[Noclevername]

also called "phantvators"

[Paul Beardsley]

or "pachylifts". Anyway,

[FarmMarsNow]

as we were

[Noclevername]

merrily rolling along

[Frog march]

in our electric

[Paul Beardsley]

universe, the moderators

[Frog march]

put on their

[Mellow]

tinfoil hats and

[jfribrg]

merrily banned the

[Frog march]

woo woo with

[Mellow]

the most sane

[Frog march]

anti-matter weapon webshop

[FarmMarsNow]

sanity webbing chopper

[emmylou]

that accidently destroyed

[Sarawak]

run-on sentences

[emmylou]

about plant eating

[jfribrg]

pachylifts. These marginally

[FarmMarsNow]

manageable manic movers

[Frog march]

can't help but

[Noclevername]

lift our spirits

[Mellow]

when we really

[PhysicsJM32]

think about

[PhysicsJM32]

exotic matter

[Mellow]

or three words

[jfribrg]

that collectively mean

[starcanuck64]

not much more

[FarmMarsNow]

imagination than a

[starcanuck64]

slightly inebriated schoolmarm

[Paul Beardsley]

from Idaho. Anyway,

[PhysicsJM32]

professors of

[Frog march]

kinetics stood and

[PhysicsJM32]

pushed a

[Noclevername]

third word out

[PhysicsJM32]

of his

[Frog march]

parrot to confirm

[PraedSt]

of hisThree words for this thread PhysicsJM32!

that pachyderms eat

[Mellow]

anything they want.

[PhysicsJM32]

Depending on the

[Noclevername]

time of day

[Mellow]

you can always

[Noclevername]

see them eating

[Mellow]

, masticating and chewing

[Noclevername]

(both at once!)

[starcanuck64]

but not walking

[Solfe]

in to a

[Paul Beardsley]

small shed near

[PhysicsJM32]

the city of

[PraedSt]

Arabian delights and

[Paul Beardsley]

large pieces of

[Noclevername]

sweet toffee candy

[PraedSt]

which stuck to

[Noclevername]

their big feet

[Paul Beardsley]

of clay. Elsewhere,

[PhysicsJM32]

many aliens were

[Noclevername]

dancing on tabletops

[Paul Beardsley]

for some reason.

[FarmMarsNow]

A flightless bird

[PhysicsJM32]

from the planet

[Solfe]

Nerf Herder was

[PhysicsJM32]

currently attempting to

[Solfe]

find a small

[PhysicsJM32]

tachyon transmission device

[FarmMarsNow]

which transmitted tachyons

[Noclevername]

to a reciever

[Eric Vaxxine]

monitored by a

[Paul Beardsley]

tachyon receiver operator

[Eric Vaxxine]

who really can

[FarmMarsNow]

train flightless birds!

[PhysicsJM32]

to read messages

[Mellow]

carried by tachyons.

[Noclevername]

Range: three feet.

[PraedSt]

Starting a sentence

[PhysicsJM32]

with a preposition

[Paul Beardsley]

is acceptable. In

[PraedSt]

other news, the

[Paul Beardsley]

antidisestablishmentarianistic sesquipedalean gang

[FarmMarsNow]

palpitated tropospheric hippoboscids

[Paul Beardsley]

throughout the night.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Someone once predicted

[PhysicsJM32]

that time travel

[Eric Vaxxine]

will bring back

[Noclevername]

to the FUTURE

[Eric Vaxxine]

dinosaurs. Most people

[jfribrg]

don't understand tachyons.

[PraedSt]

My tachyon generator

[Noclevername]

doesn't understand me.

[Paul Beardsley]

Why did the

[jfribrg]

tachyon cross the

[FarmMarsNow]

line of scrimmage?

[PraedSt]

Because it thought

[jfribrg]

, therefore it is.

[Noclevername]

Or rather, was

[emmylou]

a new kind

[PraedSt]

of pink blob

[Paul Beardsley]

so to speak.

[FarmMarsNow]

Dogs say Rawr

[emmylou]

when the carlsberg

[Noclevername]

hits the fan

[Paul Beardsley]

club's premises. Conversely,

[PraedSt]

left handed people

[Paul Beardsley]

read LeGuin* novels


*It's pronounced "Le-Gwan", not "Le-Gwin".

[starcanuck64]

while juggling coconuts

[emmylou]

with their feet

[PraedSt]

which smelled really

[Paul Beardsley]

but not virtually.

[emmylou]

However that night

[Noclevername]

, dark and stormy,

[FarmMarsNow]

a pandora's box

[FarmMarsNow]

of cherry cordials

[emmylou]

flowed into the

[PraedSt]

empty stomach of

[Paul Beardsley]

the least deserving

[emmylou]

the Emu eating

[FarmMarsNow]

and never flossing

[Mellow]

bad Emu!!!! On

[Noclevername]

its crusty beak

[PraedSt]

sat a flea

[starcanuck64]

playing bass guitar

[Paul Beardsley]

with more enthusiasm

[starcanuck64]

than a televangelist

[Paul Beardsley]

on holiday in

[starcanuck64]

Dollywood theme park

[Noclevername]

in the mountains

[Paul Beardsley]

of madness in

[PraedSt]

the fullness of

[Noclevername]

time, after which

[emmylou]

everything went wonkie

[FarmMarsNow]

making wonk noises

[Noclevername]

like a wonk

[PraedSt]

drowning in batter

[Noclevername]

and deep fried

[Mellow]

to a tee.

[Paul Beardsley]

Speaking of golf,

[emmylou]

does anyone fancy

[Noclevername]

a swinging club

[jfribrg]

sandwich and chips?

[starcanuck64]

of black diamond

[PraedSt]

and green coconut

[Paul Beardsley]

from a Pacific

[Noclevername]

genetic engineering school

[Eric Vaxxine]

licensed to mutate.

[FarmMarsNow]

Have you driven

[Noclevername]

a herd of

[Mellow]

sheep through a

[PraedSt]

wormhole, only to

[jfribrg]

count them and

[Paul Beardsley]

fall asleep? I

[Noclevername]

haven't. But I

[Paul Beardsley]

know someone who

[Noclevername]

makes wormholes for

[Paul Beardsley]

shepherds, but I

[FarmMarsNow]

have some used

[PraedSt]

ones lying around

[Paul Beardsley]

my house in

[PraedSt]

Shepherds Bush, where

[Paul Beardsley]

they filmed that

[FarmMarsNow]

film about cluttered

[emmylou]

galaxies that collide

[Noclevername]

with sheep in

[Paul Beardsley]

a series of

[Noclevername]

bright explosions, shining