Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[emmylou]

with the heads

[Eric Vaxxine]

of humans. Why

[emmylou]

do they lie

[Eric Vaxxine]

about their origins

[emmylou]

as this would

[FarmMarsNow]

woodify binomial nomenclature.

[Eric Vaxxine]

It is obvious

[FarmMarsNow]

snap crackle pop

[emmylou]

Went the weasel

[FarmMarsNow]

ice cream flavor

[emmylou]

Chocolate covered trees

[peteshimmon]

available! Call NOW.

[emmylou]

For information on

[Eric Vaxxine]

this thread's direction,

[emmylou]

because its starting

[Eric Vaxxine]

and ending simultaneously

[Spoons]

, see section 5318008

[Eric Vaxxine]

for clarification. Recently

[emmylou]

people have been

[jfribrg]

saying that the

[emmylou]

world will end

[Frog march]

its obsession with

[Eric Vaxxine]

humans. We've fulfilled

[Middenrat]

just about every

[FarmMarsNow]

university professor's prediction

[Frog march]

and invented custard

[Eric Vaxxine]

tart! I believe

[Middenrat]

I'm correct when

[Frog march]

I post on

[FarmMarsNow]

panunu dot com

[emmylou]

That everything is

[Eric Vaxxine]

totally Google-able. Soon

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it will be

[Eric Vaxxine]

impossible remaining anonymous

[emmylou]

the chickens will

[FarmMarsNow]

peck peck peck

[emmylou]

at the gate

[Mellow]

until they break

[jamestox]

through and advance

[swampyankee]

to the rear

[jamestox]

bumber, while dented

[emmylou]

The door and...

[Paul Wally]

porch looking out on the chicken yard

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porch looking out on the chicken yard

you should use only three words.

[Paul Wally]

Sorry, I'm new to this.

porch looking out ...

[emmylou]

onto the house

[Eric Vaxxine]

and chicken coop

[nosbig5]

filled with diseased

[emmylou]

ferrets that can

[Eric Vaxxine]

juggle. Mystics say

[FarmMarsNow]

Chrissy started this!

[Eric Vaxxine]

Is this true?

[FarmMarsNow]

If you believe.

[Frog march]

it's part 2

[emmylou]

This is the

[Eric Vaxxine]

proof. Whatever became

[Frog march]

of whatshisname, the

[Eric Vaxxine]

fella mind-bending spoons

[FarmMarsNow]

Neo Cortex? He's

[Eric Vaxxine]

recently been seen

[FarmMarsNow]

mind rebooting computers

[emmylou]

at the university

[Frog march]

of life, where

[nosbig5]

ever that might

[emmylou]

Be funny to

[jfribrg]

override a certain

[emmylou]

Ice-cream van when

[nosbig5]

David-Lee-Roth began to

[emmylou]

Play Yankee Rose

[Frog march]

with a wonky

[Mellow]

neck on his

[nosbig5]

bandmate's guitar that

[emmylou]

Looked like a

[Mellow]

wicked bad demon.

[jfribrg]

In other news,

[nosbig5]

alfa romeo announced

[emmylou]

That Mars has

[Mellow]

its first dealership

[emmylou]

in shipping marshmallows

[nosbig5]

in the bonnet

[emmylou]

of the flying

[jfribrg]

mega, uber, ultra

[FarmMarsNow]

Mars fashion brigade.

[emmylou]

The day started

[Mellow]

like any other

[emmylou]

until the thunder

[nosbig5]

echoed across the

[jfribrg]

thimble full of

[nosbig5]

dark matter that

[emmylou]

the mice wanted

[Frog march]

for their time-machine

[Mellow]

. But that didn't

[FarmMarsNow]

for a prank

[nosbig5]

matter to the

[Frog march]

long tentacled ones

[jfribrg]

, twos , and threes

[nosbig5]

that were settling

[Frog march]

in for a

[Mellow]

long night in

[Frog march]

the hot tub.

[jfribrg]

Suddenly, a miniscule

[Mellow]

amount of custard

[nosbig5]

floated to the

[Mellow]

surface of the

[Frog march]

hyper-dimensional trifle which

[emmylou]

transported them into

[jfribrg]

and out of

[emmylou]

The biggest cupboard

[swampyankee]

full of moths

[jfribrg]

of the most

[nosbig5]

splendid colorings, rendering

[peteshimmon]

everyone absolutely silly.

[jfribrg]

Unbeknownst to them,

[Mellow]

just around the

[jfribrg]

neck of the

[Solfe]

Coke bottle was a ribbon with a key to

[Eric Vaxxine]

remind Solfe...uh hummm ....use THREE WORDS ONLY!

Custard, floating to the top of the hyperdimensional trifle.....
Genius

[Eric Vaxxine]

I reply to the last official game play


neck of the

Hoods were teenagers

[jfribrg]

and other assorted

[DukePaul]

badly dressed physicists

[Eric Vaxxine]

made a plan:

[nosbig5]

Pull out the

[DukePaul]

raisin-flavored haggis

[jfribrg]

(also known as

[Eric Vaxxine]

sweet meat). However,

[DukePaul]

China banned haggis

[Mellow]

with some justification

[jfribrg]

. In other news,

[DukePaul]

Scotland declared war

[jfribrg]

, but nobody noticed

[Eric Vaxxine]

the threat until

[DukePaul]

the Spanish Inquisition

[Eric Vaxxine]

'Python' sketch appeared.

[DukePaul]

Walking very silly

[emmylou]

on some stilts

[jfribrg]

made of tinfoil

[nosbig5]

the five friends

[jfribrg]

of the court

[DukePaul]

began singing Swedish

[starcanuck64]

meatball themed songs

[jfribrg]

when suddenly alien

[DukePaul]

Queen Victoria impersonators

[jfribrg]

started break dancing

[DukePaul]

while Francis Bacon

[jfribrg]

Eggs and Spam

[Mellow]

spam spam spam

[jfribrg]

(but I don't

[Sarawak]

think this story

[DukePaul]

was written by

[Mellow]

anyone from Cambridge).

[jfribrg]

Unbeknownst to some

[DukePaul]

respected Mongolian scholars

[nosbig5]

, the three blind

[Mellow]

mice couldn't run

[Frog march]

as fast as

[Mellow]

previously postulated. Espresso

[Frog march]

, the laboratory cat,

[jfribrg]

was partially dead

[Frog march]

from eating too

[DukePaul]

Can sleepless cats

[Mellow]

stay out on

[emmylou]

the cold wet

[Mellow]

tiles that glowed

[Eric Vaxxine]

heatlessly? Everyone understands

[DukePaul]

Gallic feline poetry

[Eric Vaxxine]

castigates dogma, but

[emmylou]

do we really

[Eric Vaxxine]

need it? Why

[nosbig5]

do cats insist

[Mellow]

on flicking their

[jfribrg]

retractable claws and

[Eric Vaxxine]

long tails? Perhaps

[jfribrg]

the tinfoil cats

[Eric Vaxxine]

are aluminous and

[Mellow]

immune to alien

[Frog march]

bonding rituals. When

[FarmMarsNow]

jumpy bug beetles

[Mellow]

jumped all over

[jfribrg]

the ultimate quintessential

[nosbig5]

microscope, the researcher

[FarmMarsNow]

Dr. Flikwan Atchoo

[Frog march]

, got very annoyed

[Mellow]

at the giraffes

[emmylou]

That were making

[FarmMarsNow]

fun of him

[emmylou]

for being short.

[nosbig5]

Little did he

[FarmMarsNow]

shrinkingly imagine tiny

[emmylou]

snakes that would

[FarmMarsNow]

have giraffe cousins

[Eric Vaxxine]

in Birmingham. It

[emmylou]

sometimes surprised people

[FarmMarsNow]

startlingly surprising them

[emmylou]

With their eyes

[jfribrg]

(eight of them)

[Paul Beardsley]

all the better to view the Banana Nebula

[Frog march]

is that three words?

[Paul Beardsley]

oops - my bad

[emmylou]

to see through

[swampyankee]

newly-cleaned windows

[emmylou]

on the spaceship

[FarmMarsNow]

Bad Verse Pluton

[Mellow]

that had recently

[FarmMarsNow]

announced that the

[Mellow]

only way to

[Frog march]

dance was by

[emmylou]

standing on your

[Paul Beardsley]

partner's left feet

[jfribrg]

unless you are

[emmylou]

a snail then

[Mellow]

kill all humans

[Noclevername]

slide on by

[emmylou]

the river beside

[Noclevername]

Babylon, whose towers

[FarmMarsNow]

Ernie and Bert

[Noclevername]

crumbled and fell

[Mellow]

like so much

[Frog march]

chicken feed. The

[Mellow]

silver orbs are

[FarmMarsNow]

excellent replacements for

[jfribrg]

paper mache orbs

[Noclevername]

especially in rain

[FarmMarsNow]

from the sky.

[emmylou]

As the rain

[jfribrg]

pitter patters on

[FarmMarsNow]

like an auctioneer

[jfribrg]

, the three stooges

[Noclevername]

hit each other

[Frog march]

with weird suggestions

[Noclevername]

and eye jabs

[Frog march]

. When Sally met

[emmylou]

Henry on the

[Eric Vaxxine]

Titanic, they both

[Frog march]

knew that they

[jfribrg]

weren't in Kansas

[FarmMarsNow]

developing its economy

[Eric Vaxxine]

, nor were they

[Noclevername]

on an island

[Eric Vaxxine]

sunbathing. They knew

[Noclevername]

Ginger and Mary-Ann

[Eric Vaxxine]

Ken and Barbie,

[jfribrg]

and the Professor

[Eric Vaxxine]

from Iceland. He

[FarmMarsNow]

had just explained

[PhysicsJM32]

***Removed post***

[Mellow]

the whole idea

[PhysicsJM32]

of quantum physics

[jfribrg]

in three words:

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious particles are

[FarmMarsNow]

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