Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[chrissy]

are not allowed

[Noclevername]

they clash with

[jfribrg]

ignorant armies and

[chrissy]

the scenery.....so

[DukePaul]

full of singing

[chrissy]

rude rugby songs

[DukePaul]

Stephen Hawking wrote

[Sarawak]

during his time

[DukePaul]

hunting wild elephants

[Spoons]

in giant galloshers

[Sarawak]

which elephants wear

[DukePaul]

at formal parties

[chrissy]

and hunting humans

[DukePaul]

for their cookies

[Spoons]

and pop-up blockers

[jfribrg]

in nano cyberspace

[DukePaul]

soccer still sucks

[Spoons]

hooligans into fighting

[Noclevername]

With great enthusiasm

[chrissy]

when games go

[DukePaul]

into the Abyss

[Noclevername]

full of Dragons

[DukePaul]

driving hot Daewoos

[jfribrg]

then you know

[DukePaul]

the thrilling chill

[chrissy]

of how many

[DukePaul]

llamas can dance

[jfribrg]

with zetan overlords

[Spoons]

in frilly underpants

[DukePaul]

chanting " Free the

[jfribrg]

radicals and electrons!

[chrissy]

Dieting wasn't their

[DukePaul]

only useful skill

[Spoons]

, they also whittled

[cosmocrazy]

the odd basket

[DukePaul]

for cat litter

[jfribrg]

isn't as easy

[cosmocrazy]

as knitting a

[DukePaul]

zero-g baby diaper

[Noclevername]

with mittens on

[DukePaul]

fire. The Pope

[Sarawak]

, being unaware that

[cosmocrazy]

the year is

[Sarawak]

already half over

[DukePaul]

granted three wishes

[jfribrg]

but no wishing

[jfribrg]

for more wishes.

[Noclevername]

Cheerful ferrets knit

[Sarawak]

, oblivious of impending

[cosmocrazy]

short skirts and

[chrissy]

shorter T-shirts, together

[cosmocrazy]

with gel flip-flops

[chrissy]

a common chav

[chrissy]

outfit, their fashion

[Sarawak]

sense questioned by

[Frog march]

spaghetti junction tramps

[Sarawak]

, who themselves are

[Spoons]

sporting lavish pasta

[Sarawak]

coloured suspenders, which

[Spoons]

he acquired from

[Sarawak]

Zeta Reticulans on

[Spoons]

Sam Kong's show

[Sarawak]

, where they revealed

[Spoons]

his aluminum kneecaps

[Sarawak]

with automatic transmission

[Frog march]

to planet X

[Sarawak]

where knee service

[Spoons]

collects top dollar

[Sarawak]

fees, due to

[Frog march]

elbow grease formulas

[Spoons]

and hats too

[jfribrg]

, made from tinfoil

[Sarawak]

of the finest

[Frog march]

Alpha Centauri guaranteed

[cosmocrazy]

no longer than

[Spoons]

a foot long

[Sarawak]

but so fine

[Frog march]

, tin foil, at

[Sarawak]

once an artistic

[Spoons]

necessity among delicate

[Sarawak]

members of the

[Spoons]

Pethadine Appreciation Society

[Sarawak]

, a somewhat curious

[Spoons]

collection of misfits

[FarmMarsNow]

with poor diction

[Sarawak]

caused by lacerated

[AstroRockHunter]

bricks of cheese.

[Spoons]

Wallace brought crackers

[AstroRockHunter]

healthy, wholewheat noless

[Spoons]

than two inches

[FarmMarsNow]

of unfinished business?

[jfribrg]

Meanwhile, circumlocuous pachyderms

[Frog march]

sang "Walk this

[jfribrg]

wickey woodle way."

[DukePaul]

"Attention: All crazy

[Spoons]

manchilds - please collect

[Sarawak]

your posts and

[Spoons]

vacate the premises"

[FarmMarsNow]

wearing elephant shoes.

[Spoons]

The kissing booth

[Sarawak]

opened late because

[Frog march]

Ula forgot her

[Sarawak]

high gloss lipstick

[Spoons]

but, strangely, remembered

[Sarawak]

the knee-length

[Spoons]

stretched onesie outfit

[Frog march]

that she bought

[Spoons]

from the lady

[Sarawak]

claiming to be

[jfribrg]

macho macho man

[Sarawak]

but falling short

[FarmMarsNow]

into shallow waters.

[DukePaul]

Moonlight glistening off

[Spoons]

her seductive, glistening

[FarmMarsNow]

feet, minty fresh

[DukePaul]

and fungus free

[chrissy]

were the rocks

[FarmMarsNow]

from those socks

[DukePaul]

your Mother loved

[FarmMarsNow]

so painful? Alligators

[DukePaul]

travel to Seattle

[Frog march]

in Black with

[DukePaul]

six sleepy mantees

[chrissy]

and a spider

[FarmMarsNow]

flying a glider

[DukePaul]

over North Korea

[FarmMarsNow]

but their cameras

[Frog march]

,made of cardboard,

[DukePaul]

uncovered secret McDonald's

[peteshimmon]

adverts about pepper

[Eric Vaxxine]

mayonnaise. Apparently it

[Mellow]

tastes like ordinary

[emmylou]

Salad Cream with

[FarmMarsNow]

service and a

[emmylou]

smile that could

[chrissy]

melt a rock

[emmylou]

as time went

[Mellow]

by. Orange tentacles

[chrissy]

are poisonous to

[swampyankee]

albino pajama squid

[FarmMarsNow]

or Sleepwalker Squid

[peteshimmon]

a silly lifeform.

[emmylou]

From the planet.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Some say that

[emmylou]

Holds a secret

[Eric Vaxxine]

message and soon

[emmylou]

everybody will know

[Eric Vaxxine]

if it's important

[emmylou]

to get ready

[Eric Vaxxine]

for bed or

[emmylou]

go out partying

[Eric Vaxxine]

until dawn breaks

[emmylou]

and everbody sleeps

[Eric Vaxxine]

over at emmylou's

[emmylou]

having midnight snacks

[Eric Vaxxine]

and vodka shots

[emmylou]

until they all

[Eric Vaxxine]

undress. Emmylou promptly

[emmylou]

tries to get

[Eric Vaxxine]

it under control

[emmylou]

this failes badly

[Eric Vaxxine]

because, these people

[emmylou]

were really aliens

[Eric Vaxxine]

needing no sleep

[emmylou]

so they took

[Eric Vaxxine]

more drugs. Suddenly

[emmylou]

There was a

[Eric Vaxxine]

a shortage. A

[emmylou]

Tall looking guy

[Eric Vaxxine]

but short tempered

[emmylou]

knocked at the

[Eric Vaxxine]

gates of hell...

[emmylou]

everybody gets scared

[Eric Vaxxine]

but acts cool.....

[emmylou]

as they walked

[Eric Vaxxine]

to the Drugstore

[emmylou]

To get more

[FarmMarsNow]

advice about fevers

[emmylou]

Because their noses

[Eric Vaxxine]

were running. Suddenly

[emmylou]

it began to

[Eric Vaxxine]

attract attention from

[emmylou]

That place where

[Spoons]

they sell doughnuts

[Frog march]

to koala bears

[Spoons]

, an irresponsible move

[Eric Vaxxine]

normally. Today, however

[Spoons]

, it made sense

[emmylou]

To go into

[Spoons]

the animal habitat

[emmylou]

Where they watched

[Frog march]

old re-runs of

[FarmMarsNow]

Stargazer and Dallas

[emmylou]

This made them

[FarmMarsNow]

sneeze brain matter

[emmylou]

over the face

[Spoons]

of melted clocks

[Frog march]

on terrorists' bombs

[emmylou]

that was planned

[Spoons]

like a fox

[emmylou]

to get rid

[Frog march]

of fox hunters

[Spoons]

and angry pirates

[chrissy]

who wear red

[emmylou]

Leather santa outfits

[Spoons]

while line dancing

[Frog march]

their way to

[emmylou]

The party on

[FarmMarsNow]

Planet Oh Kay

[peureux]

Which created a

[Spoons]

included cardboard hats

[peureux]

that unraveled into

[Mellow]

ten pound notes

[mfumbesi]

like the river of

[peureux]

ferret chicka-baboon

[mfumbesi]

in the alternate

[peureux]

way of surviving

[emmylou]

the next plague

[peteshimmon]

of silly clouds

[emmylou]

to capture people

[Eric Vaxxine]

asleep. Some say

[emmylou]

that the dreams

[Eric Vaxxine]

humans experience are

[emmylou]

very weird sometimes

[Eric Vaxxine]

and colourless. Scientists

[emmylou]

could never understand

[FarmMarsNow]

vodka well enough

[Spoons]

to synthesize it

[peteshimmon]

from the dark

[emmylou]

so they decided

[Eric Vaxxine]

to ingest LSD...

[FarmMarsNow]

...Lambinated Sugary Drumsticks...

[emmylou]

into the ears

[Eric Vaxxine]

of mice. This

[emmylou]

made them dance

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

uncontrollably for several

[emmylou]

hours before they

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

could finally fly.

[emmylou]

People thought this

[Noclevername]

was perfectly normal

[emmylou]

So they decided

[Eric Vaxxine]

to experiment further.

[emmylou]

The experiment started

[Eric Vaxxine]

an argument about

[jfribrg]

which came first

[Eric Vaxxine]

the egg or

[The_Radiation_Specialist]

the dinosaur. But

[emmylou]

this only made

[Mellow]

sense to the

[jfribrg]

alien life form