Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Buttercup]

four headed giraffe

[cosmocrazy]

with long shaggy

[Buttercup]

purple fur and

[cosmocrazy]

hats to suit

[GalaxyGal]

the occasion was

[cosmocrazy]

very special since

[Spoons]

he was about

[GalaxyGal]

to be awarded

[Spoons]

with many cheeses

[clint]

imported from Haruun Kal

[GalaxyGal]

Life is Gouda! :)

[Spoons]

And so are

[PraedSt]

we destined to

[Spoons]

chase the crackers

[epenguin]

of dawn although

[Eric Vaxxine]

many hurdles thwart

[Spoons]

our every effort

[epenguin]

to reinvent any

[PraedSt]

70's flares or

[cosmocrazy]

80's punk, so

[GalaxyGal]

we opt for

[PraedSt]

the Delux model

[Spoons]

of electric boogaloo

[epenguin]

even knowing that

[PraedSt]

boogaloos tend to

[epenguin]

regurge.

It ate

[Spoons]

up all his

[clint]

nerflings regardless

[Spoons]

of where they

[PraedSt]

parked the car,

[swampyankee]

and left massive

[Frog march]

deposits of pink

[cosmocrazy]

day glow infected

[swampyankee]

puddles of excrement

[PraedSt]

that smelled like

[chrissy]

the North Sea

[PraedSt]

does when Chrissy

[chrissy]

flushes spammers down

[PraedSt]

the looking glass

[cosmocrazy]

of Neverland in

[Frog march]

the Wizard of

[cosmocrazy]

the lion, the

[PraedSt]

Witch, and the

[Frog march]

warthog. Then there

[PraedSt]

were 99 green

[swampyankee]

geckos drinking kumiss

[PraedSt]

which they stole

[mahesh]

Why have I got these wingie-thingie serifs attached to my extremities...like some alien appendages, foliage-like, but not quite. Makes me itchy already.

from hovering UFOs

[GalaxyGal]

inflight drink cart

[Frog march]

trolleys that teleported

[swampyankee]

annoying passengers outside

[PraedSt]

the Royal bedroom

[chrissy]

and into the

[Spoons]

House of Cheese

[cosmocrazy]

and pickle sandwiches

[PraedSt]

smeared all over

[chrissy]

with Branston Pickle TM

[Spoons]

, a house favourite

[cosmocrazy]

with the squiggling

[chrissy]

Ding Dongs Band

[Spoons]

lead singer, Jack

[99gecko]

Bauer, who coincidentally

[PraedSt]

is my cousin,

[chrissy]

once removed his

[swampyankee]

left foot by

[Spoons]

strategically placed rats

[PraedSt]

who gnawed their

[Spoons]

merry way through

[cosmocrazy]

a worm hole

[PraedSt]

, only to emerge

[chrissy]

on the river

[99gecko]

bank despite never

[chrissy]

expecting to do

[PraedSt]

see those otters

[epenguin]

ottering otterly ottrageous

[PraedSt]

statements, full of

[chrissy]

O's befitting otters

[GalaxyGal]

ottstanding ottbility to

[chrissy]

run rapidly and

[Spoons]

slap seven sailors

[PraedSt]

while juggling seven

[Spoons]

terrifically tall tubes

[chrissy]

possibly pertaining pyrex

[PraedSt]

, sadly she stumbled

[chrissy]

tubes tumbling towards

[99gecko]

the vast unknown

[chrissy]

causing more damage

[GalaxyGal]

but fully insured

[Spoons]

hand models always

[PraedSt]

get paid more

[cosmocrazy]

nuts than most

[chrissy]

monkeys in a

[Spoons]

polka dot dress

[PraedSt]

made by Cruella

[chrissy]

having tea parties

[Spoons]

with Dolph Lundgren

[PraedSt]

learning ballet in

[Spoons]

7 easy steps

[chrissy]

"DVD out now"

[Joe Boy]

mooses can't dance

[cosmocrazy]

on ice, so

[GalaxyGal]

no Moosecapades, instead

[PraedSt]

the trapeze artists

[chrissy]

Trance and Dance

[PraedSt]

to The Proclaimers

[chrissy]

a great team

[cosmocrazy]

of dough kneaders

[chrissy]

in Pizza Bob's

[GalaxyGal]

bowling team roll

[Spoons]

through the neighbourhood

[cosmocrazy]

watch it was

[chrissy]

a Rolex Oyster

[Spoons]

caused embarrasment (shucks!)

[chrissy]

because pearl movements

[Spoons]

are sure to

[chrissy]

be less efficient

[ABR.]

than dancing nacre!

[chrissy]

Dancing naked is

[GalaxyGal]

especially effective for

[chrissy]

bringing the rain

[Spoons]

to those areas

[chrissy]

that get enough

[Spoons]

attention to excite

[PraedSt]

the ladies into

[chrissy]

grabbing their umbrellas

[GalaxyGal]

and go singing

[AndreasJ]

about the halcyon days when

[cosmocrazy]

2 goblins took

[chrissy]

advantage of the

[Spoons]

naive young mimes

[chrissy]

climbing the trees

[Spoons]

in search of

[cosmocrazy]

forbidden fruit that

[chrissy]

makes good alcohol

[Spoons]

do bad things

[uncommonsense]

while pulling ropes

[Spoons]

from unmentionable places

[uncommonsense]

as mimes do

[Spoons]

laps in jelly

[uncommonsense]

an old-school technique

[Spoons]

for enhancing quadraceps

[uncommonsense]

Mime To Rock

[chrissy]

climbing Mt. Everest

[cosmocrazy]

whilst singing in

[chrissy]

acapella, with little

[Spoons]

funky cutlasses jingling

[chrissy]

and carabinas dangling

[Spoons]

from between his

[uncommonsense]

left and right

[chrissy]

legs, irritating his

[Spoons]

minder no end.

[chrissy]

Safety was paramount

[Spoons]

so the chainsaws

[GalaxyGal]

were juggled with

[Spoons]

kid gloves, inappropriate

[chrissy]

behaviour is not

[uncommonsense]

of any concern

[chrissy]

for unauthorised personnel

[Spoons]

in Bermuda shorts

[chrissy]

socks and sandals

[GalaxyGal]

leaving us wondering

[Spoons]

why he's nicknamed

[chrissy]

Bongo Umbiggo One

[Spoons]

until we noticed

[swampyankee]

centipedes on steroids

[uncommonsense]

staring at his

[chrissy]

Bongo collection behind

[Spoons]

, or pigskin derrière

[chrissy]

*ROTFLMAO*

bouncing around the

[Spoons]

illuminated dance floor

[chrissy]

knocking people over

[Spoons]

30 into frenzied

[chrissy]

dancing the Lambada

[GalaxyGal]

to sounds of

[Spoons]

maraca playing midgets

[chrissy]

a rendition of

[Spoons]

such epic proportions

[cosmocrazy]

that even Miss

[GalaxyGal]

Gulch smiled and

[chrissy]

started dancing away

[cosmocrazy]

doing the Zumba

[chrissy]

Bumba dance, flicking

[cosmocrazy]

peas across the

[chrissy]

table and at

[mike alexander]

Space Command Headquarters

[Spoons]

of all places

[chrissy]

trouble was brewing

[Spoons]

like delicious beer

[uncommonsense]

but more intoxicating

[chrissy]

the air was

[Spoons]

thick like fudge

[chrissy]

which was tasty

[Spoons]

and deliciously atmospheric.

[chrissy]

A spoon is

[Spoons]

mightier than a

[chrissy]

pencil for foodies

[cosmocrazy]

who eat like

[chrissy]

it's going out

[chrissy]

of fashion, which

[Spoons]

should come as

[chrissy]

no great surprise

[Spoons]

to such keen

[chrissy]

football fans across

[Spoons]

this wonderful land

[cosmocrazy]

of Oz. Down

[Spoons]

another lager and

[chrissy]

grab another can

[Spoons]

of worms, which

[Sarawak]

can be used

[chrissy]

once opened it

[Sarawak]

can't be returned

[cosmocrazy]

empty, but consider

[chrissy]

the screams from

[Sarawak]

the wormophobic individuals

[chrissy]

checking their hair

[Sarawak]

for wayward worms

[chrissy]

and any other

[Spoons]

tubular hangers on

[Sarawak]

that have escaped

[Spoons]

from Guano Island

[cosmocrazy]

posing as innocent

[chrissy]

insects and wildlife

[Spoons]

from Guano Island

[GalaxyGal]

but are actually

[Spoons]

upper crust crustaceans

[chrissy]

served with butter

[Gemini]

and shiny hats

[cosmocrazy]

wearing seat belts

[chrissy]

thinking woowoo is

[cosmocrazy]

the norm, but

[chrissy]

we know the

[cosmocrazy]

story has only

[chrissy]

started on this

[Spoons]

woo du jour

[chrissy]

yesterday, so many

[cosmocrazy]

dung flies are

[dwnielsen]

clinging to the

[chrissy]

hope of freedom

[Spoons]

and audacity of

[Noclevername]

filling random words

[chrissy]

into boxes that

[jfribrg]

long, long, ago

[chrissy]

were written on

[jfribrg]

quite a few

[peteshimmon]

ankles that needed

[jfribrg]

nothing at all.

[Spoons]

I train dolphins

[jfribrg]

in one of

[cosmocrazy]

the oasis that

[jfribrg]

tin foil hats