Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Gemini]

bubbling mashed potatoes

[Spoons]

for good measure.

[cosmocrazy]

Coca cola is

[uncommonsense]

her new sponsor

[Spoons]

and she makes

[cosmocrazy]

loads of dosh

[Spoons]

while maintaining low

[cosmocrazy]

overheads and entourage

[Spoons]

expenses, apart from

[Mellow]

the inevitable rising

[mahesh]

dough. Let's say...

[cosmocrazy]

get some icing

[Spoons]

on your chest

[cosmocrazy]

,sprinkles on your

[peteshimmon]

There you are!

[cosmocrazy]

much better now..

[chrissy]

...the rant's over

[Spoons]

, and that's how

[peteshimmon]

I solved it!

[cosmocrazy]

from the beginning

[peteshimmon]

now seethe baby

[GalaxyGal]

crawling quickly toward

[Spoons]

the chocolate mongoose

[cosmocrazy]

covered in thick

[chrissy]

milk chocolate cobras

[DukePaul]

spitting caramel goodness

[GalaxyGal]

to the sounds of the

[chrissy]

recorder, played by

[Spoons]

Cut Price Larry,

[GalaxyGal]

over the loudspeaker at

[AstroRockHunter]

platform nine and three quarters.

[Spoons]

the Carpet Warehouse

[AstroRockHunter]

around the corner

[Spoons]

from Bob's Rockets

[GalaxyGal]

which explains why the baby

[Spoons]

loved fire and

[AstroRockHunter]

loud, thundering noises.

[Spoons]

If only he

[GalaxyGal]

was able to speak and tell us

[mahesh]

'use three words'

[mahesh]

They all did.

[mahesh]

Well....Tried to.

[mahesh]

No problem. Anyhow.

[mahesh]

Pizza was delicious.

[GalaxyGal]

Egg on Face

[GalaxyGal]

Scraping off now

[GalaxyGal]

Favorite pizza is

[AstroRockHunter]

Save me some!

[DukePaul]

hot trilobite deepdish

[AstroRockHunter]

eaten with spoons

[mahesh]

in good company,

[mahesh]

with irrepressible glee,

[cosmocrazy]

and a hearty

[DukePaul]

chilled dark Guiness

[AstroRockHunter]

then a stroll

[DukePaul]

down memory lane

[AstroRockHunter]

oh, the horror!

[DukePaul]

as the Hindenburg

[Spoons]

served cold pizza

[GalaxyGal]

and warm beer

[DukePaul]

the tubas began

[Spoons]

playing Fats Waller

[cosmocrazy]

and the sundance

[DukePaul]

Directors men's choir

[Spoons]

joined in enthusiastically!

[AstroRockHunter]

Meanwhile, the audience

[DukePaul]

stamped their feet

[GalaxyGal]

and sang along

[DukePaul]

with Sigourney Weaver

[Spoons]

doing Sir Mixalot's

[GalaxyGal]

Baby Got Back


(the anthem of the 90's)

[Spoons]

while juggling live

[DukePaul]

Alien face huggers

[sabianq]

fearing tree huggers

[AstroRockHunter]

and others who

[cosmocrazy]

can do the

[DukePaul]

climate diaper changing

[cosmocrazy]

whilst holding a

[AstroRockHunter]

bag of CO2

[DukePaul]

scented moist napkins

[AstroRockHunter]

and reciting Kierkegaard

[peteshimmon]

which was silly

[Spoons]

of them since

[AstroRockHunter]

Kierkegaard is irrelevant

[DukePaul]

Danish tuba player

[clint]

... found wearing...

[DukePaul]

Neitzsche's sister's silk

[chrissy]

underwear and wellington

[GalaxyGal]

in leopard print

[DukePaul]

that Grandpa likes

[Spoons]

better than cheese

[GalaxyGal]

and crackers with

[Spoons]

marmite on top

[DukePaul]

PETA dinner recipes

[Spoons]

, a favourite of

[clint]

the Cookie Monster (http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/13390/cookie-monster-veggie-monster/) :eek:

[DukePaul]

Financial Planning Club

[GalaxyGal]

whose investments have

[DukePaul]

wealthy clowns thinking

[AstroRockHunter]

where's my pension

[DukePaul]

cried the clowns

[GalaxyGal]

at FannieMae, FreddieMac

[DukePaul]

Mac and cheese

[GalaxyGal]

will surely please

[DukePaul]

illegal dairy dealers

[cosmocrazy]

holidaying in the

[chrissy]

Bronx, the weather

[DukePaul]

Channel demanded viewers

[AstroRockHunter]

watch CNN instead

[DukePaul]

they burned SYFY

[GalaxyGal]

to Blu-ray discs

[DukePaul]

but in Chinese

[Spoons]

, all the rage

[GalaxyGal]

just days after

[DukePaul]

the Martians landed

[cosmocrazy]

on top of

[jordan2]

Old Smokey, all covered with

[DukePaul]

dancing kilted Scots

[cosmocrazy]

dancing & singing the

[chrissy]

three words only

[GalaxyGal]

funambulists use to

[chrissy]

sing as an

[GalaxyGal]

aria for balancing...

[chrissy]

the opera out.

[GalaxyGal]

In other news...

[chrissy]

Mermen were pictured

[cosmocrazy]

musing over a

[DukePaul]

midget water polo

[cosmocrazy]

match which had

[chrissy]

hobby horses and

[DukePaul]

men in black

[GalaxyGal]

fedoras which was

[DukePaul]

Caprica's fashion for

[cosmocrazy]

this year, but..

[clint]

...then everything went...

[GalaxyGal]

black which surprised

[Gemini]

everyone near here.

[Spoons]

The fashion world

[DukePaul]

declined when nudity

[clint]

became commonplace in spite of

[DukePaul]

Clint

[Spoons]

the dolphin whisperer

[DukePaul]

murdered by PETA

[cosmocrazy]

And Paul who

[GalaxyGal]

sang with Mary

(PETA, Paul & Mary - their music makes me smile)

[mahesh]

sang with Mary

(PETA, Paul & Mary - their music makes me smile)
:D :clap: :clap:
, all clapped hands,

[Spoons]

and skinned cats

[GalaxyGal]

more than oneway

[Spoons]

on the runway

[DukePaul]

but not today

[GalaxyGal]

instead they'll stay

[DukePaul]

hidden from view

[clint]

behind the few

[DukePaul]

giant black monoliths

[Spoons]

which were planted

[chrissy]

last spring with

[DukePaul]

Hal 9000 supervising

[Spoons]

to make sure

[chrissy]

no pests form

[DukePaul]

a crop circle

[Spoons]

using plywood and

[DukePaul]

300 unemployed Spartans

[cosmocrazy]

blind folded and

[Spoons]

forced to sing

[Frog march]

Hallelujah I'm a

[GalaxyGal]

bum (http://www.archive.org/details/Bum), while wearing

[clint]

nothing but

[chrissy]

a leather thong

[Spoons]

and mink socks

[DukePaul]

filled with rocks

[Spoons]

the size of

[GalaxyGal]

pearls, which only

[Gemini]

last a few

[cosmocrazy]

trillion years. So

[chrissy]

sore feet is

[GalaxyGal]

a certainty, like....

[DukePaul]

Angelina Jolie's tattoo

[cosmocrazy]

hidden on her

[chrissy]

bottom lip, Brad

[Spoons]

exuded swamp gas

[DukePaul]

while winking at

[Spoons]

his frustrated proctologist

[chrissy]

who was trying

[GalaxyGal]

to understand why

[Spoons]

he kept wincing

[cosmocrazy]

and whining about

[GalaxyGal]

money out/the whazoo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0_tfoTTGOQ)

[Spoons]

, feeling two grand

[cosmocrazy]

shy of a

[Spoons]

new robotic lover

[GalaxyGal]

, Rosie, who has...

[cosmocrazy]

the most wonderful

[Spoons]

deep red eyes

[DukePaul]

and perky antennas

[Spoons]

, well suited for

[clint]

illegally downloading

[cosmocrazy]

Mod, rock and

[GalaxyGal]

Martha Stewart podcasts

[Spoons]

. Nevertheless, her sopping

[cosmocrazy]

wet anecdotes always

[Spoons]

put a smile

[cosmocrazy]

on the baboon's

[chrissy]

chalk board, causing

[mike alexander]

internal contradictions that

[chrissy]

scratched the veneer

[cosmocrazy]

so high pitched..

[chrissy]

cringing didn't help...

[cosmocrazy]

ear defenders had

[chrissy]

to be padded

[Spoons]

like Lohan's cell

[GalaxyGal]

and tax writeoffs

[Spoons]

including mutated tortellini

[chrissy]

were replaced by

[Spoons]

the unseen hand

[cosmocrazy]

gesturing so that

[Spoons]

tension was eased

[swampyankee]

into early retirement

[Spoons]

with a motor-home

[99gecko]

dangling precipitously over

[swampyankee]

the edge of a bridge

[cosmocrazy]

to far, from

[Spoons]

my perspective anyway.

[GalaxyGal]

Upon reflection, the

[Spoons]

image looked exactly

[chrissy]

like a film

[Spoons]

of some oily

[chrissy]

tin of tuna

[Spoons]

smeared all over

[swampyankee]

his or her

[Spoons]

brand new car!

[chrissy]

Revenge can be

[GalaxyGal]

so satisfying, until....

[Spoons]

the angry chicken

[cosmocrazy]

lays its egg

[GalaxyGal]

right where the

[cosmocrazy]

money lay, so

[Spoons]

that difficult choices

[chrissy]

were always ahead

[Spoons]

of the bell

[swampyankee]

signalling the start

[Spoons]

of Paprika Festival

[Frog march]

in Camden Town

[chrissy]

party animals were

[99gecko]

seen consuming suspicious

[Spoons]

little green men

[clint]

using only spoons

[mahesh]

as the go-between,

[Spoons]

a wise move

[chrissy]

was to watch

[cosmocrazy]

out for the