Revenge of the never ending woowoo game

[Sarawak]

repeating the whole

[chrissy]

table again until

[Sarawak]

the words blurred

[chrissy]

and the head

[PraedSt]

underwent an oxidation

[Sarawak]

process that caused

[PraedSt]

electrons to shoot

[chrissy]

across the room

[Sarawak]

and ricochet off

[chrissy]

every wall and

[PraedSt]

every BAUT moderator

[chrissy]

decides the action

[PraedSt]

of the red

[chrissy]

triangle being pressed

[PraedSt]

by trained rats

[chrissy]

for treats as

[PraedSt]

they navigate the

[chrissy]

deadly maze of

[PraedSt]

the Triwizard Challenge

[cosmocrazy]

munching slowly on

[PraedSt]

crazy cosmic bees

[chrissy]

in sandwiches called

[PraedSt]

Beeswax Specials, served

[mahesh]

only at dusk,
(howzat, for synchronised timing?...

[PraedSt]

after bad light

[chrissy]

delayed play, cricketers

[mahesh]

beeswaxed their bats,

[Gemini]

they flew away.

[chrissy]

Because bats are

[Gemini]

really very ductile.

[chrissy]

Cricket bats are

[mahesh]

made of willow

[chrissy]

which needs care

[Sarawak]

to keep them

[mahesh]

usable. High-scoring innings

am i getting away here, using compound words...or irritating every one?

[chrissy]

is what's required

[rommel543]

during a thunderstorm

[Sarawak]

to prevent the

[chrissy]

lightening striking in

[Spoons]

the hearts and

[dwnielsen]

eyeball chakras of

[chrissy]

the tin man

[mahesh]

on yellowbrick road,

[chrissy]

the fashionable street

[dwnielsen]

where window-dressing is

[chrissy]

high status for

[dwnielsen]

glass clothiers in

[chrissy]

windows, shopping has

[Sarawak]

become an obsession

[dwnielsen]

beyond all comprehension

[Mellow]

to relieve tension

[Sarawak]

Let this be a warning to the next few generations that this behavior will not reoccur. It is going to hurt. Post contents removed as being violations of Rule 14 (Disruptive Behavior: Threadjacking) and Rule 16 (Inappropriate Method of Protest).

[Gigabyte]

Don't mind me, I'm just following the trail of destruction.

[peteshimmon]

Nuts! Whole hazel

[Mellow]

nuts huh! Cadbury's

[Spoons]

could not save

[chrissy]

them, but covered

[Spoons]

their nubile bodies

[chrissy]

with chocolate, UH!

[Spoons]

If the neighbours

[dwnielsen]

know too much

[Spoons]

we can expect

[chrissy]

them to answer

[dwnielsen]

to the name

[Spoons]

Groovy Pants Gus

[dwnielsen]

What's The Fuss

[Spoons]

said Gus to

[mahesh]

Angus, the vegetarian
http://www.flickr.com/photos/21279021@N08/2664143933/in/photostream/

[dwnielsen]

Djangus, and Sharian

[Gemini]

felt very queasy.

[mahesh]

Meanwhile, interdenominational disestablishmentarianism,

(Look Ma, no hyphens!)

[Spoons]

trained asthmatic monkeys

[peteshimmon]

singing favorite things

[Spoons]

like "Theme to

[dwnielsen]

Designing Women", with

[Spoons]

special guest host

[mahesh]

, a confused oxy-moron,

[dwnielsen]

a wayward kilopian,

[chrissy]

and a vulcan

[dwnielsen]

drawn together by

[uncommonsense]

Delta Burke envy

[Spoons]

for the purpose

[dwnielsen]

of dragon taming

[Gemini]

montsrous lab rats

[peteshimmon]

rocks scizzors paper

[chrissy]

a new group,

[Eric Vaxxine]

played it. Suddenly

[Spoons]

everybody wore suspenders

[dwnielsen]

because all remembered

[Gemini]

who they were

[Spoons]

taking to the

[peteshimmon]

cleaners to extract

[Spoons]

a suspect beige

[dwnielsen]

handkerchief and stain-glass

[Spoons]

swimming goggles, commonly

[uncommonsense]

called "holy divers",

[Spoons]

and a sock

[dwnielsen]

containing phosphorescent microspores

[Gemini]

which quickly dispersed

[Spoons]

into the atmosphere.

[uncommonsense]

Meanwhile, back at

[Spoons]

the yodelling competition

[uncommonsense]

the Von Tramps were

[Spoons]

stealing the show

[uncommonsense]

, silverware and all!

[Spoons]

Needless to say

[uncommonsense]

Ronnie James Dio

[dwnielsen]

was not the

[Spoons]

wild and crazy

[dwnielsen]

barbituate fiend that

[Spoons]

the mass media

[Gemini]

ate tasty sandwiches

[dwnielsen]

upon, but instead

[Spoons]

a mild mannered

[uncommonsense]

sibling of four

[peteshimmon]

silly vagabonds decided

[dwnielsen]

to deify in

[Spoons]

a stupendous ceremony

[dwnielsen]

the rotting carcass

[Spoons]

of childrens entertainer

[dwnielsen]

Captain Godfrey Cheesewart

[Gemini]

ate delicious pasta

[dwnielsen]

he did, every

[uncommonsense]

flesh rotting noodle

[Spoons]

of wrong love

[dwnielsen]

was slurped into

[uncommonsense]

Cheesewart, cheese, warts

[dwnielsen]

and all. Nevermore

[uncommonsense]

would rotting carcasses

[dwnielsen]

find suitable employment

[Spoons]

in sandwich construction

[dwnielsen]

, an industry riddled

[uncommonsense]

with antifungal policies

[dwnielsen]

and gelatin molds.

[uncommonsense]

Michael Jackson's Thriller

[dwnielsen]

Sandwich Construction Guide

[uncommonsense]

choriographed for carcasses

[dwnielsen]

, is O Magazine's

[uncommonsense]

2009 financial savior.

[Eric Vaxxine]

It's a painless

[uncommonsense]

move for O

[dwnielsen]

, which just last

[cosmocrazy]

night occurred to

[chrissy]

everyone, that things

[uncommonsense]

are bodyless hands (<snap! snap!>)

[chrissy]

fall to the

[dwnielsen]

floor and extemporize

[chrissy]

when music is

[mahesh]

played, especially pianissimo ,

[dwnielsen]

to the words

[Spoons]

of an unscripted

[dwnielsen]

eulogy entitled Gyroscope

[Spoons]

Man of Ancient

[cosmocrazy]

Times, a newspaper

[Spoons]

weekly puff piece

[uncommonsense]

edited by the

[Spoons]

Fritz von Glutenberg

[cosmocrazy]

Which brings us

[Spoons]

to the matter

[mahesh]

pizzas with gluten, yum

[chrissy]

tastes better when

[dwnielsen]

properly shuffled. Hitherto

[mahesh]

, thither dither too,

[Spoons]

he'd carried scissors

[mahesh]

for urgent haircuts,

[Spoons]

as was common

(fascinating game going eh mahesh?)

[mahesh]

, cut HisOwnHair today,


yah...listened to most of it, this afternnon, and for the past two or so hours. just ended...it was lovely. shame that ponting got run out. could have been so different. was hoping that hussey / ponting combination might carry it very close to the required 546...oh well...next time. australia played well...apart from the first innings at the Oval.

[chrissy]

a trade mark

[dwnielsen]

of the Abominable

[Spoons]

Blowman John Belushi.

(Good series all up - looking forward to the next one back here in 15 months or so, hope it's as close again. Ridiculous hysteria back here, but undoubtedly the best team one)

[chrissy]

The film starts

[Spoons]

in five minutes:

[AndreasJ]

it's said to prove beyond reasonable doubt that

[Spoons]

eight minus three

[Mellow]

usually equals five.

[Spoons]

Not this time -

[cosmocrazy]

since we are

[mahesh]

quite mellow .....heeeey!

hallo stranger...mellow...where have you been...haven't seen you awhile? been away?

[mahesh]

Andreas....Linköping....my kind of town...!
if I had skype....i'd send you quick message....

[Spoons]

The thread hijacker

(not naming any names "he who shall remain nameless")

[uncommonsense]

grabbed a spool

[Spoons]

and jumped from

[mahesh]

pizza to pizza,

[peteshimmon]

topping silly toppings

[Spoons]

like nobodies business.

[peteshimmon]

Dark and stormy

[cosmocrazy]

pepperoni and olives

[Spoons]

are technically viable

[cosmocrazy]

since they can

[Spoons]

genetically manipulate farmers

[Mellow]

to produce higher

[cosmocrazy]

beings which can

[Spoons]

do the robot.

[cosmocrazy]

Now the story

[Spoons]

takes a dark

[cosmocrazy]

turn as we

[Spoons]

glue a monkey

[Eric Vaxxine]

upon a politician.

[Spoons]

The populace found

[cosmocrazy]

that when it

[Spoons]

hummed the tune

[cosmocrazy]

all the notes

[Spoons]

were F sharp,

[chrissy]

instead of E

[cosmocrazy]

which made some

[Spoons]

composers quite irritable.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Guitarists suffered, but

[Spoons]

the triangle player

[Eric Vaxxine]

relished such freedom....

[Spoons]

slapping his idiophone

[Eric Vaxxine]

amplified by Marshall

[Spoons]

hardware and law.

[cosmocrazy]

Then out came

[Spoons]

the fat controller

[cosmocrazy]

,not happy with

[Eric Vaxxine]

the noise. He

[cosmocrazy]

made digesting his

[Spoons]

lunch top priority

[cosmocrazy]

since pudding was

[Spoons]

banned in hospitals

[cosmocrazy]

way back in

[Spoons]

the back room

[cosmocrazy]

in front of

[Spoons]

the television cameras,

[cosmocrazy]

set crew and

[Spoons]

the mysterious fluffer.

[mahesh]

Spoons's fluffering spoonerisms

[cosmocrazy]

caused chaos among

[Spoons]

the murious cob

[cosmocrazy]

of bread loaf

[Eric Vaxxine]

and meat eaters,

[Spoons]

specifically King Ralph

[Mellow]

, he of the

[cosmocrazy]

realm of munchalots

[Spoons]

, wearing chocolate pants

[dwnielsen]

laced with saffron

[cosmocrazy]

coated in icing

[mahesh]

and marzipan. Supercalifragilisticexpialidociously,

[cosmocrazy]

tasty! mmmmmmm yummy

[mahesh]

pizza, more please!

[cosmocrazy]

But the pizza

[Spoons]

contained traces of

[cosmocrazy]

cyanide, which was

[Eric Vaxxine]

tasty, but toxic,

[Spoons]

like Brittany Spears.

[cosmocrazy]

The big hairy

[Spoons]

pop temptress dipped

[cosmocrazy]

her heavily painted

[Eric Vaxxine]

face into the

[Spoons]

communal vat of